Alice: OMGitsme
Jasper: ConfedSoldier
Edward: PillowBiter
Bella: NewVampGrl
Renesmee: ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES
Jacob: ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES (red text)
Carlisle: Whtihave2ptupwith
Emmett: Teddibear
OMGitsme signed on
…
ConfedSoldier signed on
OMGitsme: HI JASPER!
ConfedSoldier: O.o
OMGitsme: LET'S GO SHOPPING!
PillowBiter signed on
ConfedSoldier: U threw out half my wardrobe, I dun have a choice.
PillowBiter: Do I want to know?
OMGitsme: EDWARD LETS GO SHOPPING!
ConfedSoldier: Nice sn.
PillowBiter: …?
PillowBiter: Dang it, Bella. -.-
OMGitsme: Laughs Thts amazing, wht'd u do this time?
PillowBiter: Don't you know?
OMGitsme: Oh ya… EDWARD!
PillowBiter: o.o
OMGitsme: UR HORRIBLE!
PillowBiter: I don't wanna talk about it.
OMGitsme: I didn't wanna see tht!
PillowBiter: To be honest, neither did I.
ConfedSoldier: Im tellin her you said tht.
ConfedSoldier has logged off
PillowBiter: NO!
PillowBiter: Gosh dammit…
OMGitsme: Laughs
OMGitsme: This is gonna b funny.
NewVampGrl signed on
ConfedSoldier signed on
OMGitsme: HI BELLA! In hysterics
PillowBiter: Hides
ConfedSoldier: Edward, somebody wants to talk to you……
NewVampGrl: ur dead
OMGitsme: Ur sooo observant.
ConfedSoldier: Go Bella.
PillowBiter: Uh, hi…honey. How's Florida?
OMGitsme: And Bella says…
NewVampGrl: DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
OMGitsme: CORRECT! Next question: whts the capital of the moon?
PillowBiter: We didn't even start on a subject!
ConfedSoldier: Oh hang on I know this one…
OMGitsme: U will, just wait.
NewVampGrl: ;; U dun like me?
OMGitsme: See, I told ya.
PillowBiter: Honey, I didn't say that!
ConfedSoldier: Alice, I give up. Whts the answer?
OMGitsme: The answer was 22 cups of sugar. NEXT QUESTION!
OMGitsme: What is Edward gonna say in 3 seconds?
PillowBiter: Bella? You're still here, aren't you?
OMGitsme: WRONG! Loser. Next question!
ConfedSoldier: Was he gonna say 'Im gay'?
OMGitsme: That sounds good 2 me.
PillowBiter: I AM NOT GAY!
NewVampGrl: WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ANYTHING ANYMORE?!
PillowBiter: Nice going, guys.
OMGitsme: No problemo. Next question!
OMGitsme: What's Renesmee gonna do in the next 5 seconds?
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES signed on
ConfedSoldier: Sign on.
OMGitsme: Cheater!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: HI DADDY! I wuv u mommy!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: The wolfie is typin this.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: He says hi bloodsucker…?
PillowBiter: I'm going to kill him.
NewVampGrl: Hi baby! Edward, STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: The wolfie is happy mommy and daddy is fightin.
OMGitsme: And now, this one's for Jacob: What is Edward thinkin right…NOW!
ConfedSoldier: Why cant I guess? ;;
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: … how wuld I know
OMGitsme: Just guess!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: sumthin along the lines of 'gr'.
PillowBiter: You have no imagination.
OMGitsme: Close enough!
ConfedSoldier: I got the feeling that Edwards was a little wordier.
ConfedSoldier: Omg, thts a word.
PillowBiter: ADD, Jasper. Jeez.
ConfedSoldier: Dun make me break the piano.
PillowBiter: DON'T TOUCH MY PIANO! I WILL RIP YOU UP!
OMGitsme: Oh, too late, sorry Edward.
ConfedSoldier logged off again
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: The wolfie is laughin.
PillowBiter: Where did Bella go?
NewVampGrl: Sry, Quil was here.
PillowBiter: WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING THERE?!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Oh he is SO dead!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Daddy! You cusseded! The wolfie is mad.
ConfedSoldier signed on
OMGitsme: And Edward screws up in… 3, 2, 1:
PillowBiter: Why? Because I cusseded?
PillowBiter: Did I really just type that?
OMGitsme: Laughs ROFL.
ConfedSoldier: Nice, little brother.
OMGitsme: U really should have seen that coming.
PillowBiter: Only you see crap like that.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Daddy, you cusseded again!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: See, Nessie, u should come live with me.
NewVampGrl: MY DAUGHTER IS NOT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Mommy, did you cusseded?
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Laughs
PillowBiter: Don't wolves eat their own young?
OMGitsme: OMG I DROPPED THE SKITTLES!
ConfedSoldier: Why do u have skittles?
OMGitsme: I was openin 'em for Nessie.
NewVampGrl: EDWARD!
PillowBiter: Isn't Nessie with Jacob?
OMGitsme: Oh, didn't I tell u? He's here.
PillowBiter: YOU LET THE WOLF IN THE HOUSE? He'll pee on the furniture!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: I wasn't goin too, but now that u mentin it….
PillowBiter: Learn to spell, you idiotic…mammal.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: That was the best u can come up with?
ConfedSoldier: Seriously, I can come up with sumthin better than tht.
OMGitsme: U will.
PillowBiter: My daughter is reading this.
NewVampGrl: U sure its urs?
PillowBiter: WHAT?!
NewVampGrl: JK, JK.
OMGitsme: And now Jasper says:
ConfedSoldier: I have no point here.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Then why dun u leave, u stoopid leech.
OMGitsme: And Jasper has an awesome response… Laughs
ConfedSoldier: You know what, wolf? U are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, morally apprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, and stupid; you have no taste in music, no sense of style, and you smell.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Be nice to wolfie.
PillowBiter: Oh.
PillowBiter: My.
PillowBiter: God.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: DADDY!
ConfedSoldier: In high-pitched voice Jeez, Daddy, you cusseded again.
PillowBiter: I know where you live.
ConfedSoldier: I don't live, stupid.
PillowBiter: I will hurt you.
ConfedSoldier, Ooh, yeah, frightened… -.-
ConfedSoldier: Bella's got my back on this one, too.
OMGitsme: And Bella drops the ball in…3, 2, 1…NOW!
NewVampGrl: Sry, Embry was over 2.
PillowBiter: x.x
OMGitsme: Laughs Edward's dead…again…AHAHAHAHA.
NewVampGrl: OH MY GOD! EDWARD! SOMEBODY CALL CARLISLE!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: No need, I'll fix him.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Why can't Daddy and the wolfie be nice?
ConfedSoldier: Bella, I think you gave Edward the vampire equivalent of a heart attack.
OMGitsme: Oh, just wait. It gets better.
ConfedSoldier: This is painful. ;;
OMGitsme: AWW! Goes to hug Jasper
ConfedSoldier: Alice, Alice, what're you…? HEY!
ConfedSoldier logged off again again
Whtihave2ptupwith signed on
PillowBiter: XX
Whtihave2ptupwith: What did you guys do to Edward?
OMGitsme: I didn't do nothin! I just saw it comin and didn't do nothin to stop it 'cause it's amusin.
Whtihave2ptupwith: Didn't I teach you to type better than that?
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: I wanna kitty.
PillowBiter: o.o No. XX
Whtihave2ptupwith: Emmett would probably eat it, dear.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: NO! Crys
OMGitsme: Emmett will not eat the kitty. (I will.) Let's get the kitty!
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: YAY! . . . WAIT…
ConfedSoldier signed on
ConfedSoldier: I have no words for what just happened to me…
OMGitsme: Laughs demonically
Whtihave2ptupwith: Alice, what did you do?
PillowBiter: o.o Does it really matter…? (You don't want to know. Nessie's here, don't type it.) XX
NewVampGrl: EDWARD!!
NewVampGrl logged off
PillowBiter: Oh dear God…
ConfedSoldier: Seems today is full of traumatic experiences.
OMGitsme: And now the best part:
PillowBiter: Uh, guys, I have to go… Bella's here. O.o'
PillowBiter logged off
OMGitsme: Laughing Jas, let's go watch.
ConfedSoldier: I'm good, thanks.
OMGitsme: Fine, I'll just go back to ur room, then.
ConfedSoldier: NO!
ConfedSoldier: Oh no, oh no… Guys, he-
ConfedSolder: Jazzy has to go. Bye bye!
ConfedSoldier logged off for the fourth time
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Whts goin on?
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: I don't even want to know.
Whtihave2ptupwith: I have the strangest children.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Well duh. They're bloodsuckers.
Whtihave2ptupwith: Hm…maybe I should try being a veterinarian. Hey, Jacob, come here. I need to practice.
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES: Oh God…
ZAFRINAHASPWETTYPITURES logged off
Whtihave2ptupwith logged off
Teddibear signed on
Teddibear: I'm lonely. ;;
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