"Shit!" Screamed Oroa as he saw how covered the landscape of Urchin Underpass was with enemy ink
"5!"
"Oh God UGH"
"4!"
"RAT PISS."
"3, 2, 1"
"Dammit damn poodle butt!" Oroa had always had some weird yet hilarious anger issues. His friends would always to get him mad, but they always ended up regretting it.
"Holy crap, Oroa did someone piss in your lemonade this morning?" Asked Miklo. Miklo has been friends with Oroa since childhood. But friends aren't always nice to each other, and you probably know that by experience.
"No, I had REGULAR LEMONADE this morning THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
"Um, Oroa, you didn't have regular lemonade this morning."
"What do you mean…"
"Well, Jaco really needed to slide through a first…"
"Oh my god. No wonder it tasted weirder than usual."
Jaco, Jaco, Jaco. Jaco is really dumb. He loves jokes about throwing up. He loves everything you hate. He likes pranks involving his own shit. He once took a massive dump on Miklo while Miklo was sleeping. Sometimes he even eats his own dead-Wait a second!
A large boom sound soared like an eagle past everyone's ears. A small mist of smoke could be seen over the distant buildings. Soon, the sky over Inkopolis was gray. Then the sky faded to black and inklings were shuddering in fear.
"What? Oh my… What?" Oroa and Miklo were terribly confused. They both quickly dashed out of Urchin Underpass, and when back to main Inkopolis.
Inklings housed at Inkopolis were hacking their lungs out from the smoke, as if they were very sick. The smoke covered the long roads. Oroa and Miklo couldn't find their way to where the boom sounded like it came from. But finally, they both spotted a mountain of fire.
"Marie!" A female voice cried.
"Callie!" Another female voice yelled.
The new Octarian king, creatively named Octariking, had the Squid Sisters in his mechanical arms. And he soon flew off. Everyone was speechless and had no idea what to do.