Disclaimer: I don't own the outsiders.

Summary: the Twelve days of Christmas song…greaser style.

On the first day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

A chocolate cake with icing

On the second day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the third day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the fourth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Four slashed tires

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the fifth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Five silver chains

Four slashed tires

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the sixth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Six easy broads

Five silver chains

Four slashed tires

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the seventh day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Seven bottles of grease

Six easy broads

Five silver chains

Four slashed tires

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the eighth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Eight busted knuckles

Seven bottles of grease

Six easy broads

Five silver chains

Four slashed tires

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the ninth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Nine souped-up cars

Eight busted knuckles

Seven bottles of grease

Six easy broads

Five silver chains

Four slashed tires

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the tenth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Ten cancer sticks

Nine souped-up cars

Eight busted knuckles

Seven bottles of grease

Six easy broads

Five silver chains

Four slashed tires

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the eleventh day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Eleven leather jackets

Ten cancer sticks

Nine souped-up cars

Eight busted knuckles

Seven bottles of grease

Six easy broads

Five silver chains

Four slashed tires

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing

On the twelfth day of Christmas my buddy gave to me

Twelve socs dead

Eleven leather jackets

Ten cancer sticks

Nine souped-up cars

Eight busted knuckles

Seven bottles of grease

Six easy broads

Five silver chains

Four slashed tires

Three switchblades

Two black eyes and

A chocolate cake with icing