Disclaimer: I do not own Maplestory, don't go after me I just have a character full of stuff composed of 1s and 0s

Kerning City.

"Hey Tom why are we here again?"

The magician with a red banana F3 as the warrior stares at him with a clueless expression, wondering why they standing around and why so many people were around the sewer area.

"Cuz the KPQ gives good shoes and decent …and use my username LordJerky u butthead"

Shouted LordJerky as he F5 then add the crying face Smashiman to his party. "Seriously I don't know how people earn millions let alone billion meso but u can get overall dex 10% so easy 1M if ur lucky."

"FK yeah let do this, we just need two more…oh hey Bluejess" , the warrior said noticing the female archer that was a friend of theirs ."you want to do KPQ?"

"…FK you guys"

"…" smashiman use a crying emotion followed by jerky using a F3 smirk

"…Classy…so what crawl up ur butt?"

"Sigh sorry, just stress and besides KPQ isn't that good for me now, "explain the archer. "God I have so many scrolls and no Nx for a shop so I am just going to just repeat for a while."

The two players smile and said their goodbyes for quest for their smexy slime shoes and free 1m dex overalls scrolls. It was not all smiles and rainbows as Jerky twitch staring at his computer at remembering some annoying instances.

*FlashBlack*

Attemp 1

"Smash…we been here for 4mins already why are you not done!?" Scream Jerky as the other 2 teammates show their displeasure at the Alternating Smirking and crying Smash. 2mins later after the other player left smash admits his fault saying he had 10 tickets instead of 8 for his question, seems he was confident and never knew that you could be a mage at level 8 compare to the other jobs.

"opps…teehee my bad'

"…you are lucky I ran out of summon bags on my other character"

Attempt 5

"Ok we got our shoes now it ur turn, kill that slime!" stated Jerky as they watch Smash walk to the weaken slime king.

"psh meet your maker slime, prepare thy death upon my blade" he run for speed and jump before freezing midair just before the slime then failing normally as the slime kill the warrior.

"…lol?"

" what happen 0.0?"

"…"

Jerky shook his head at the screen, thankful his computer was not crude as he process to avenge his friend's death from the combination of lag and slime mob.

End FlashBack

Bluejess, Jerky and Smash crowd around the KPQ area as Jerky watch his friend tease people by dropping his 10% Dex scroll and picking it up before anyone could take it.

"you know I will laugh if you lag again"

"ha don't count on it, I am too pro for these noobs" gloat lv 29 The warrior causing other player to shout curse at him or telling him to drop it again. Just as Jerky was about to suggest finishing things off to get their 2nd job a circle of flame appear in the air Causing him to F5 for the yelling/angry expression.

"RUN"

"…FML"

"?"

Good news Jerky warning managed to save his friend. Bad news Him and Bluejess got slaughter as a Barlog appear and kill all nearby player to pieces. Well that was annoying and somewhat embarrassing but at least his death and exp loss was not in vain.

"WTF,"Shouted the warrior. "Don't worry I will avenge you guys"

Welp he spoke too soon as he F3 at the crying expression of Smash and their archer friend F7 then told the warrior that he sucked. They both watch with amusement as their friend defame the culprit and proceed to use up all her character to defame the high level player urging the victims to follow the same action like the sheep they were.

A.N:

Just a One-shot of some of my memories in Maple ,might do more but anyways hope you enjoy it XD