Funny Bella

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What would happen if Emmett and Jasper were watching Bella?

Chapter 1

Bella

"Okay, Emmett you may watch Bella. But if you harm Bella in anyway make her sad, cry, or she injures herself. I will rip you into five thousand pieces, hide them, and make you put yourself back together." Edward said.

"Yes Soldier Masen." Emmett replied using a military voice.

"Do not call me Soldier Masen when I am General Masen. "Jasper will stay behind with you."

"Soldier McCarty and Soldier Whitlock will report to duty." Emmett yelled.

"That's Major Whitlock to you." Jasper yelled from the other room.

"And this is President Cullen stop yelling." Carlisle yelled.

"Sir yes sir!" Edward, Emmett, and Jasper yelled.

"Hey, I have a question." I said.

"Yes, love?" Edward said.

"Who am I?"

They thought about it. "The General's wife Isabella Masen."

"Does that mean I'm more powerful then Emmett and Jasper?"

"No, you're a women." Emmett said.

"That is not fair!" I said as Alice and Rosalie walked in the room.

"Did you just say she wasn't as powerful as you because she is a women?" Alice and Rosalie said together.

"I meant to say she wasn't as powerful because she wasn't a soldier." Emmett said looking scared.

I went over to Edward and gave him a hug. "Edward can I be a general?"

"Of course. You will be my queen."

"That isn't a military rank." Jasper said.

Esme walked in. "Hello, Carlisle is the president of this country so that makes me the first lady. Edward since you're king of a different country I over power you when you're in my country. One of the laws here is no yelling."

"Sorry." We said.

"Well who is General now?" I said.

"Me." Alice said.

"Does that also make me a general?" Jasper said.

"No, you are just a man."

"Rosalie can be a soldier like me." Emmett said.

"I have another question. How did we get from and argument from Emmett watching me to us arguing about what position we are?"

We all laughed.

Later that night Edward took me to his room to sleep. He had to leave to hunt now. He wouldn't be back until tomorrow evening. We said are good byes and he left.