Here's a new fanfic. This is something that has never happened in canon, nor real live ninja's. Our two bruce ninjas will soon discover a strange new ability. Our unusual tale starts on a rainy afternoon at Norrisville High. Babi and Kittie were talking to each other in the hallway then Randy and Howard walked towards them chuckling.

Running Gag: Howard and Babi tying people to hang gliders.

"Hey guys, what's so funny". Kittie asked

"Oh Howard and I found a hang glider and tied Doug to it".

"So what makes that so funny?" Babi asked

"It's funny to hear Doug scream in terror".

Suddenly out of nowhere Doug flies through the window screaming "HELP IM AFRAID OF FLYING!" And hour later a WND was terrorizing the outside of the school, luckily the students were safe inside...I think. Randy and Kittie smokebombed into the playing field.

Randy used his sword to stab it from the back, while Kittie chopped its head off with her sharp fans. Causing the robot to fall forward and explode. The students cheer for the ninja's victory. Kittie noticed some motor oil on Randy's face and kindly wiped it off with her scarf. In return Randy insisted on carrying her back to the building. But suddenly without thinking, Ninja slipped and fell down a hill near the school. The two were rolling down said hill and landed in a band of bushes.

"You ok Kittie?"

"Yeah, but Randy tell me this, since when your suit glows"!

"I should asking you the same thing, yet how are we able to do this".

The glow was so bright it caused a straight upward bang. Later that day a set of eyes begin to open, we see a third person view of Randy's bedroom. The unknown entity took a gander at its hands and legs. It was surprised by its girlish figure. The entity got up from the blue couch and then fell flat on the floor. It slowly rose up towards the bedroom mirror and saw it's reflection. The entity had long fluffy hair divided into two hair colors, platinum blonde on the left and purple on the right. It is revealed to have heterochromia, it has a sapphire color on its right eye and a red color on its left. As it turns out the entity has the appearance of a human teenage girl.

"Wha, what happened...why do we look...?

Suddenly Howard and Babi walked into the room. Babi was relieved that the entity is awake and well. Howard was helping himself to a sandwich and looked a little 'impressed' by it's appearance.

"We've never seen you around town before. Howard and I were looking for friends til we found you TKO near a band of bushes and carried you to this house." Babi said. And so Howard asked

"The names Howard Weinerman and Babi Driscoll, what's yours sweetheart?"

The entity sported a confused and creeped look to Howard, is as if he doesn't really recognize it. So it says...

"Howard? Don't you recognize us?

Then Howard and Babi pulled a confused and creeped look, they thought the 'girl' hit her head hard, or she might be crazy. So Babi asked.

"Yeah, neither me nor Howard know you, also how did you know our names?" So the entity says

"It's us guys, Randy and Kittie, can't you see?"

Babi was still creeped out, but Howard starts to see through the person. He is seeing a whole new face of his two best friends. He soon realizes that the two ninja's somehow...fused together."

"Woah! What the juice happened to you guys, I would never say this before but YOU TWO LOOK SMOKIN'"!

"Ok back to our first question, what happened to you guys also how did you two get this way"?

"All we remember was our suits glowing and a blinding purple light".

"I'm just surprised you two turned into a girl, yet I always knew Cunningham had a feminine side."

"Maybe its a new ninja power, whatever happened in the rain earlier is when the power started to kick in". Babi said

"But ninjas can't fuse with each other...can't they?"

"Why not ask the nomicon, maybe it has some answers."

The fused ninjas got out the nomicon which appears to be fused with the neemicon. They opened the book and shloomped in.

"Ok nomi-neem-whatever we want to know if this is a ninja thing."

Magical letter swirled around the girl and said "Ninjas are able to fuse with each other for more power. Both Ninjas must focus on the same topic to stay victorious, sudden differences will lead to separation." The fused ninjas shloomped out told Howard and Babi how to use the power.

"As long as we think of the same topic, this body will stay stable but we need to think of a name for it."

"Hmm how bout Rittie, Kandy, Dolldy NO! RD McDollham!" Howard suggested

"RD"? Babi asked

"Yeah R for Randy, D for Dollianne and the rest I just jumbled up together."

"I like it, but how will you guys know which one of us is talking"?

"Easy, we can tell by your tones Randy's is s bit egotistical while Kittie's is well...Kittie". Babi explains

"One question and just out of curiosity, how will you two use the bathroom?"

"That...well we don't know, it will feel weird if we tried".

To be continued