A/N This is a one shot of Severus Snape's fear! It is kind of strange, but it is funny at the same time. :D I hope you enjoy it!
Dicslaimer: I do not own any Harry Potter! :P
Severus Snape was walking down the aisle of a muggle store to buy a few new things. He purchased food, muggle candies, and new shoes. People seemed to stare at him because of how greasy he was and that he was wearing black robes (they were white when he bought them). Snape ignored them and pretended to act as casual as he could but people didn't buy it. He chuckled to himself when a couple of people slipped on his grease trail he left behind him.
He was heading out of the store when he had to pass one more aisle. The Hair Product aisle. He tried to make it quick, but everywhere he looked there was shampoo and conditioner. "Oh-no!" He tried shielding his eyes but it didn't work; he kept bumping into peoples' carts so he unshielded them. He saw perfumes, hair spray, shampoo and everything you could think of. He thought of this as a nightmare. He tried escaping the aisle but he thought it was so big and he thought he was going to be lost. *Cue the scary music* "AAAAH!" Snape screamed when he saw a cart full of beauty products. Everyone paused and stared at him in disbelief. Snape ran back to the register and complained that they had too many hair products. The cashier decided to call security once he began screaming again. They didn't want to lose any customers! "THE HORROR!" Snape yelped as they took him away.
All the while, there was only one small section of hair products.
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