You Don't Know Jack: Steven Universe Edition (Custom 6-Player Mode)
Contestants
Player 1: Ruby
Player 2: Sapphire
Player 3: Amethyst
Player 4: Peridot
Player 5: Jade
Player 6: Onyx
The 6 small Gems are anticipated as the game series is about to unfold.
Ruby: OhMyGodWe'rePlayingYouDon'tKnowJackThisIsSoF**kingAwesomeI'mSoExci…
Sapphire: Calm down Ruby, we're just here for fun, and not for fangirling.
Amethyst: Aw, chill out, S, you're just not feelin' it yet.
Sapphire: I don't need to feel it. I see it.
Peridot: Log Date 7 19 2: Steven has enrolled me into an Earth competition that humans refer as "You Don't Know Jack"
Sapphire: For example.
Onyx: Come on, Jade, the show's about to start.
Jade: OhManI'mOnYouDon'tJackICan'tWaitToStartPla…
*Sapphire grabs Ruby by the headband and Onyx grabs Jade by the karate belt as they go on.*
Sapphire: My Future Vision predicts a riot
Onyx: Oh yeah? My Past Vision already predicted one happened earlier.
Sapphire: I guess you can't win 'em all.
Donny: Hi there, I'm Donny. How many players are participating in this delightful event?
All: Six.
Donny: Ok, would you like to hear the instructions.
All: Yes, we would.
Donny: Excellent! Questions will automatically appear. You must select the correct choice of words to pass. Also, be aware there's a timer that's ticking down, the more swiftly you respond the more cash you'll earn... or disinherit. Also, Cookie, your Masterson will give each one of you a screw. If you think one of your adversaries doesn't know the answer to a question, just press the screw button and the person of your choice will have a mere 5 seconds to answer.
Helen: Ok guys let's get ready! 10 seconds!
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*Intro plays*
CM: Hi, I'm Cookie Masterson; reminding you that violence can actually be the answer to most of your problems. MOST of them.
CM: 6 Players? That's new!
CM: There's some hardware for you.
CM: And today's wrong answer of the game is sponsored by…
Show Sponsor: Darwin's Padlocked Diaries! For those who want to keep their secrets even more secret with a special security code!
CM: Try and find the sponsored wrong answer of the game and win a massive bonus in cash.
ROUND 1
CM: And so it begins.
*Question 1ne cue*
CM: Let's start with: "Bore-ceror"
CM: So, I've gotten pretty far in the hit computer game Wizard101, and being a balance wizard is the much better alternative than the rest. That reminds me…
Question 1ne: CM: Which of these schools is NOT associated with Ravenwood Schools of Magic?
1. Life
2. Myth
3. Balance
4. Death
Peridot: Ok, let's see what we got here…
*Ruby sternly stared at Jade*
*All of the gems answer*
CM: Players 1, 3 and 5?
*The numbers 1, 3 and 5 appear next to the answer on the bottom.*
CM: The Death School is in fact a part of Ravenwood's schools of magic. It's just not there because that son-of-a-bitch Malistaire sunk it into Nightside. All because… his wife died? That's a bit extreme. Anyway, you're wrong.
*Ruby, Amethyst and Jade lose $1357, $1423, and $1264 respectively.*
All: *Arguing about why they got it wrong.*
CM: Players 2 and 6?
*The numbers 2 and 6 appear next to the answer on the top.*
CM: How about GET a life?
*Sapphire and Onyx lose $1575 and $2578 respectively*
Both: What?
CM: Player 4?
*The number 4 appears next to the answer on the right.*
CM: The schools of magic in Ravenwood include Fire, Ice, Storm, Myth, Life, and Death. The school of Balance is located in Krokotopia.
*Peridot earns $2757*
Peridot: Eat it you clods!
CM: Take it easy, Player 4! It's just a game!
Peridot: A game I must win! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
Suggest the next question, who picks what, and if there will be a screw.