Hello everyone *wave*

God its sooooooooo hot

its 32 degrees here. Im literally melting haha

Anyways I'm attempting a full on SasuSaku fan fic here.

It may start off a little slow but it will get more intense as the story goes on. Okies?

On with the normality's:

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Naruto or Mr and Mrs Smith kay?

Couples: Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno, maybe some NaruHina later on. Depends really.

Spoilers: None what so ever . . I think

Rating: Mature for violence and explicit details later on.

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Our story starts in the office of Dr Kakashi Hatake, a noted marital therapist. Before becoming a normal everyday therapist, Kakashi Hatake was known to be the most notorious ninja in all the ninja countries. The copy nin. After retiring from ninja hood he trained in therapy so he could make up for all his sins and help people.

Across from our mysterious Dr in seperate chairs our a very unusual couple.

The petite female, with emerald eyes and hair the colour of cherry blossoms. She may be petite but her aura is enough to keep men at bay. She sits in a very relaxed manner, her legs crossed at the knee, yet her eyes hold more secrets than anyone would dare to imagine.

Then there's her husband. A very tall, well built man with raven hair and hard onyx eyes. His posture is very stiff but he holds himself confidently. You can tell hes seen enough things to last a life time. He sits with his legs slightly spread, his hands together in between the legs.

Neither of them looks a day over 20

This couple is Sasuke and Sakura Uchiha.

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The sound of breathing is all that can be heard in the room until Sasuke began to talk

'First up, I want to say, we really don't need to be here. This is just like an oil check. See we've been married five. '

'Six. . ' His wife interupted swiftly

'Right. Five or six years and this is like a check up for us. Pop the hood, nose around, change the oil, maybe replace a seal or two . . '

He looked at his wife, who was nodding her head slightly in agreement.

Kakashi shook his head and decided to use a different approach.

'Okay. On a scale of one to ten, how happy are you?'

'Eight' Sakura replied firmly

'Wait, so like ten being totally happy and zero like totally miserable?' Sasuke asked, confusion evident in his voice.

Kakashi rubbed his temples and let out a long sigh

'Just answer instinctively Mr Uchiha'

Sasuke looked at his wife again, his mouth curling up slightly at the edges

'Ok. Ready?'

'Ready' She replied, never looking at him

'Eight' They both replied together.

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'How often do you have sex?'

Both Sasuke and Sakura freeze.

'I don't understand the question' Replied Sakura, her perfectly shaped pint eyebrows coming together in a frown.

'Wait. Im lost, is this a one to ten thing?' Sasuke asked, a confused look adorning his chiseled face.

Sakura looked at Sasuke before turning back to Kakashi.

'Right. I mean if it is, does one mean very little or nothing, because technically, zero would be nothing'

'Exactly, plus if we don't know what one is, whats ten?'

'Right . . Is ten . . you know . .'

'Constant . . unrelenting. .'

'. . Twenty four seven . . without a break . . for anything.'

'Not even to eat'

'Like Naruto

'Exactly. Look at Naruto's day job. Who else has 60 hours a week to put in the sack?'

Kakashi was getting very frustrated by now.
'This is not a one to ten scenario. Its a straight question. How often do you have sex?'

Kakashi didn't see what was so complicated about the question.

The couple froze at the question.

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'Please explain how you two first met'

Sasuke closed his eyes the corners of his mouth flicked upwards slightly before he replied.

'Suna, five years ago'

'Six' Sakura interrupted once again,her face showing no imperfections as she sat there, her breathing as quiet as her appearance led you to believe she is.

'Right. Five of six years ago'

Sasuke flicked a piece of hair back out of his face gracefully before telling all on how he and his wife met.
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Dun dun dun

I'm leaving it at that for now

I know its kind of short but interpriting a silm is harder than it seems and takes forever :p

Ciao

Oh and REVIEWS pretty please :D