Animal Crossing: Mario Style
(We see birby6 on a big pedestal)
Birby6: Hello viewers and welcome to an Animal Crossing spoof worth posting…. Animal Crossing: Mario Style!
(The audience starts to leave)
Birby6: Ummmmm…. you get free pancakes!
(The audience returns)
Birby6: Here are the rules. I have 8 contestants with each of them unique….
Random Goomba: You don't think I'm unique!
Birby6: Who's the host here?
(The Goomba immediately shuts up)
Birby6: Thank you! As I was saying, we have 8 unique contestants that are going to be staying in the little town of Mushroom Town….
Random Goomba (same): Isn't that place nearly deserted?
Birby6: I thought I told you to shut up!
(The Goomba shuts up again)
Birby6: AS I WAS SAYING, they're going to stay in Mushroom Town unable to leave. Over a period of time, votes will be tallied up and one person will leave while another person moves in. This cycle will continue until we get to our FINAL WEEKS where people will get voted out but NO ONE ELSE will move in. The last one standing will get 1,000,000 coins plus an endless supply of pancakes!
Audience: Yay, pancakes!
Birby6: Without further ado, let me introduce the contestants.
Ella (the baby pink Yoshi)
Ella: I didn't want to be here, but when I heard there was an endless supply of pancakes I just had to do this!
Blueytroopa (the blue shelled paratroopa)
Blueytroopa: I'm doing this because Ella is here. We're best friends and I want to win this as much as she does.
Lemmy (owner of Lemmy's Land)
Lemmy: I'm the owner of Lemmy's Land so I should win! I'm doing this to support my old father.
Bowser: YOU THINK I'M OLD?!
Lemmy: Meep….
Eyeless Goomba (A non-eyed freak)
Eyeless Goomba: I'm doing this for the pancakes and….hey! I'm not a freak! Come here you stupid narrator! Change my bio back or I'll kick your….
(The Eyeless Goomba gets hit by an anvil)
Eyeless Goomba: Why me?!
Gourmet Guy (a fat, cake obsessed shy guy)
Gourmet Guy: Hey….This isn't my kitchen! You're not Chef Torte and….Oh look, cake! (chases after it and the cake is being carried by ants)
Toad (mushroom head)
Toad: I'm just here because birby6 adores me. I don't care about the money I just….
Gourmet Guy (off screen): Cake!
(Gourmet Guy runs over Toad at an attempt to catch the cake)
Toad: Why me?!
Eyeless Goomba: Hey, that's my line!
Ludwig (super smart koopa)
Ludwig: I'm birby6's favorite Koopling. It's my duty to win.
(pulls out an invention)
Ludwig: Also I'd like to introduce you to the Electromaster 5000! It can….
(It blows up)
Amazy Dayzee (super scared flower)
Amazy: I'm scared of being here! I'm scared of this game and I'm scared of winning! I'm also scared of being scared! Waaaah!
Birby6: Ok! Now that the contestants are here, it's time for them to settle in there homes. They should be here in Mushroom Town any minute now….
(5 hours later)
Birby6: Zzzzzzzzz….
(The cars finally come)
Birby6: Zz….Whuzat..what? Oh, you're finally here! What took you so long?
Ella: Packing.
Blueytroopa: Packing things in my shell.
Lemmy: My ball wouldn't fit in my suitcase
Eyeless Goomba: Trying to get in the car because I CAN'T SEE!
Gourmet Guy: Trying to pack CAKE! YAY!
Toad: I was saying my last words to Toadette.
Ludwig: One of my inventions blew up.
Amazy: I'm scared of this place!
Birby6: OK….Anyway, each of you will be living with another person since there is not enough houses in this village for each of you.
Everyone (but birby6): WHAT?!
Birby6: Don't worry! I put together a chart of who you'll be living with.
(birby6 shows them a chart)
1st house: Ella and Blueytroopa
2nd house: Lemmy and Ludwig
3rd house: The Eyeless Goomba and Toad
4th house: Gourmet Guy and Amazy
Ella: Yes! I'm with Blueytroopa!
Birby6: OK! Now I'll give you a few hours to settle in….
(Everyone leaves for their house except Amazy)
Birby6: Why aren't you leaving?
Amazy: I'm scared of houses!
Birby6: Get over there!
(birby6 has to drag Amazy to his house)
Birby6: Now that everyone is FINALLY AT THEIR HOUSE lets see what each of them are doing.
1st house
(We see Blueytroopa and Ella already unpacked and playing over two DSs)
Ella: I'm gonna win!
Blueytroopa: No you're not!
Ella: But I'm in first!
Blueytroopa: Man, I was distracted!
2nd house
(We see the house half unpacked)
Ludwig: Come on Lemmy! You have to at least help!
Lemmy: I can't! I need to update my website, Lemmy's Land!
Ludwig: You brought your laptop with you?
Lemmy: I ALWAYS bring my laptop with me.
(Ludwig comes over and destroys the laptop with a huge hammer)
Ludwig: Now you must help unpack.
Lemmy: Ok! (to himself) Good thing I always carry a backup.
3rd house
(We see the place a mess)
Toad: Eyeless Goomba! You unpacked in all the wrong places!
Eyeless Goomba: Well, if I had arms and COULD SEE this wouldn't be a problem!
Toad: You wanna fight big boy?
Eyeless Goomba: Bring it on fatty!
(censored due to keep this PG rated)
4th house
(We see nothing unpacked)
Gourmet Guy: Better get my cakes unpacked. YAY CAKE!
Amazy: I'm scared of cake
Gourmet Guy: Then you must die!
(Gourmet Guy beats up Amazy with a pitchfork)
Amazy: I'm scared of pitchforks!
Gourmet Guy: Then this will DEFINITLY hurt!
(Gourmet Guy continues to beat up Amazy)
Birby6: Well, that was Day 1 people! These segments will be composed in days, so lets get going to Day 2!
Day 2
(Everyone woke up normally, except Amazy who stayed up all night because he was scared of sleeping. Blueytroopa told Ella to get breakfast materials at the shop. Lemmy told Ludwig to get some cereal at the shop. Toad needed a new shirt so he's going to the clothes shop. As for Gourmet Guy, he's going to the town hall for some something….and cake)
With Ella….
(We see Ella walking to the shop and ends up meeting Ludwig at the entrance. When Ludwig was going to open the door, Ella kicks him out of the way)
Ludwig: What was that for?!
Ella: You were in my way!
(She goes in)
Ludwig: Geez. She's rude.
(He goes in as well. If you've played Animal Crossing, you'll know that the inside looks like the inside of Nook's Cranney. The owner is a Monty Mole with dark sunglasses)
Monty Mole: Oooooh, Customers! I haven't had a customer in ages!
Ella: ….OK.
(The Monty Mole goes over to greet the two customers)
Monty Mole: Hi, I'm Gerald! This is my shop Gerald's Cranney!
Ella: That's a stupid name.
Ludwig: You can't insult a shopowner!
Ella: I JUST DID.
Ludwig:….
(Ludwig ignores her and goes to get his stuff. Ella goes the opposite direction. Lets check on Ella….)
Ella: Lets see….breakfast materials….breakfast materials….
(She spots a frying pan)
Ella: Ooooh, these would be good for baking eggs! Hey Gerald, how much for the frying pan?
Gerald: 15 coins.
Ella: WHAT?! Make it 10!
Gerald: Sorry. If you don't have the money I'm afraid you can't buy it, but you can sell me something for it!
Ella: Hmmmmmmm…….
(She gets an idea. In a speed of light, she's back at the house)
Ella: Blueytroopa, I need your shell!
Blueytroopa: Huh? Hey!
(Ella takes Blueytroopa's shell and in a speed of light she's back at the store, shell in hand)
Gerald: WOW! A blue shell! I'll be glad to give you the frying pan for this!
Ella: Ok! Deal!
(They do the trade. Meanwhile, Ludwig is doing other things….)
Ludwig: I wonder what this contraption does.
(Ludwig presses a few buttons)
Machine: Welcome to Gerald's Point Machine. How may I help you?
Ludwig: ???
(Gerald comes over)
Gerald: Oh! I see you noticed my point machine!
Ludwig: What does it do?
Gerald: Well, for every purchase you make you earn points. The more points you have, the better the rewards!
Ludwig: Wow. That's impressive!
Gerald: Yeah, I know. Well, if you need me I'll be at the cash register.
(He leaves)
Ludwig: I need to make a better machine….
With Toad….
(We see Toad entering a clothes shop that has clothes everywhere. He then notices a Porcupo right is right in front of him)
The Porcupo: Hello! Welcome to the Prickly sisters! I'm Betty and Melissa is over at the sewing machine!
(Toad looks over and sees a Porcupo working on some shirts at a sewing machine)
Betty: If you need anything just ask!
(Toad then goes around skimping through all the clothes until a certain design catches his eyes)
Toad: Wow! Toadette will really like this!
Betty: Oh, that design? That was made by the last person that came here AGES ago.
Toad: You can make designs here?!
Betty: Of course! We even display them here so other people that are interested in your design can buy them!
Toad: Ok then! I would like to make a design!
Betty: That'll be 35 coins for supplies.
Toad: Good thing I have spare cash!
(He hands her the money and gets to work)
With Gourmet Guy….
(We see him entering the town hall. There are two windows in front of him and to his right is a garbage bin. At one of these windows is…. Doopliss. Yes, Doopliss. Why is he even here?
Doopliss: I work here now!
(OK. Anyway, Gourmet Guy goes up to Doopliss and smacks him in the face)
Doopliss: Ow! What was that for?
Gourmet Guy: I don't like you.
Doopliss: OK.
Gourmet Guy: Do you have any cake?
Doopliss: No.
Gourmet Guy: Shroom Cake?
Doopliss: No.
Gourmet Guy: Strange Cake?
Doopliss: No.
Gourmet Guy: Nutty Cake?
Doopliss: No.
Gourmet Guy: Then you're an enemy of mine. DIE!
(Gourmet Guy tackles Doopliss to the ground)
Gourmet Guy: I want my cake
Doopliss: I told you I have no cake!
Gourmet Guy: (in a demonic voice) Then you must perish….
(PG rated censor)
(The day went by as usual. Blueytroopa got a spare shell, Ella was busy playing Mario Party DS, Lemmy was busy with his website, the Eyeless Goomba stopped fighting with Toad, Gourmet Guy was busy being…. Gourmet Guy, Toad made an excellent design, Ludwig made a new invention, and Amazy stayed in the house in a fetal position because he's scared of everything. Then everyone got a letter….)
1st house
Blueytroopa: Hey Ella, we got a letter!
Ella: Really? Gimmie it.
(Ella swipes the letter from Blueytroopa's hands. Ella then starts to read it)
Ella: Yadda yadda yadda…. Cool!
Blueytroopa: What does it say?
Ella: Do I have to read it?
Blueytroopa: Gimmie that!
(Blueytroopa swipes it back)
Blueytroopa: Hmmmm…."Meet me at the Museum's Roost signed birby6"
Ella: This old, nearly deserted town has a museum?!
Blueytroopa: AMAZING!…. I'm bored. Want to get some cake?
Some voice: CAKE!
(Gourmet Guy crashes through the wall)
Ella: You're going to have to pay for that.
Gourmet Guy: AAH! THE POWER OF LOGIC!
(He faints)
Ella: (looks at him) He's weird.
Blueytroopa: Tell me about it.
(Everyone else reads their letters. Ludwig has to drag Lemmy to the museum because he won't get his butt off the computer. The Eyeless Goomba had a hard time getting there since he can't see. When everyone got to the entrance, Amazy came because birby6 threatened him; everyone went in/ They were greeted by an owl)
Owl: Hello! I'm Hoo, the museums curator.
Everyone (besides Hoo): ???
Hoo: I'm from Super Princess Peach.
Everyone (besides Hoo): ???
Hoo: Oh, just forget it. Anyway, welcome to the museum! Unfortunately, we lack contents for exhibits but we gladly accept donations! Our exhibits are paintings, insects, fossils, and fish. We also have an observatory upstairs where my sister, Hooty Hoo stays.
Everyone (besides Hoo): Zzzzzzzzzzz….
Hoo: WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!
(Everyone, including Amazy, wakes up and rapidly nods)
Hoo: the Roost is downstairs and….
(Everyone frantically runs downstairs before Hoo can give another speech, trampling Hoo in the process, except Amazy who Toad was dragging into the Roost)
Hoo: Why must this always happen to me?
(Inside the Roost was a bar with three stools to the right of the staircase. There was also a lone table with two chairs against wall to the left of the staircase. In the upper right corner, from the staircase point of view, was a lone stage with stage lights and a mike. On one of these stools at the bar was birby6, the Goomba, apparently drinking some hot cocoa)
Birby6: Huh? Oh, welcome! I didn't expect to see you this early!
Ludwig: You'll be surprised what we can do.
Birby6: Now you'll be wondering why you're here. It's quite simple. Every 2 days we will each meet here and see who leaves and who moves in. You can also come here for some coffee or hot cocoa for 20 coins. Believe me, it's worth it. It's made by non other than the world famous coffee maker, Coco the Pidgit!
(Everyone looks over to see Coco the Pidgit, apparently making coffee)
Coco: ….hi...
Everyone (except Coco): ???
Birby6: Don't worry, he doesn't talk much. Anyway, the one who leaves will be determined via Fanfiction review system. Only fanfiction users are the only ones who can vote.
(Awws can be heard)
Birby6: When I feel like it, I will check the reviews box for this story. Fanfiction users can only choose 1 person to be voted off. No more than 1! The one who gets the most votes WILL MOVE OUT and can't be brought on to this show again. On the positive side, another person will move in in place of the person moving out. This cycle will continue until we go to our FINAL WEEKS when people will move out but NO ONE ELSE will move in. The last one standing WILL WIN THIS GAME. Is everything clear?
(Everyone nods)
Birby6: OK! Without further ado, I will now view the review box.
(Viewers, you decide the outcome! Who will be voted out? Review this story explaining who you want out! Remember, only Fanfiction users are allowed to vote!)
To be continued….