Title: Or-e-o
Universe: G1
Pairings: Jazz/Prowl
Rating: K
Warnings: none, except maybe for silliness.
Prompt: For the January '09 challenge in the ProwlXJazz community. "Prowl, Jazz and Oreos"
A/N – Thanks to Balrog Roike for giving me the perfect ending.
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"Yo, Prowler!"
"Please don't call me that, Jazz."
"You know what Oreos are, right?"
"Yes Jazz, as a matter of fact, I do know what Oreos are. Why are you asking?"
"Well, I was watching a movie with Spike the other day called "The Wizard of Oz" - have you seen it?"
"No, I have not."
"Oh, well let me tell ya, it's a pretty cool movie, ya know. There's flying monkeys, castles, talking trees, ruby slippers, a wizard, witches, lions and tigers and bears, oh my!…."
"Jazz, get to the point, please."
"So the Wicked Witch of the West has captured Dorothy, ya see, and the Scarecrow, Tin Man and Cowardly Lion are outside the castle trying to figure out how to rescue her."
"Point."
"I'm getting there, Prowlie. You are so impatient. Anyway, the three of them are outside trying to infiltrate the castle, and the guards are parading around in formation outside chanting, 'Or-e-o. Oreee-o. Or-e-o. Oreee-o.' So, I wondered if you knew why they would be chanting the name of a cookie."
"!?!!…." *CRASH*
"Prowl…?"
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