Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

AN: Sasuke loves tomatoes. Naruto loves pulling pranks and explosives. What happens when the two meet?

Naruto cackled quietly to himself as he carefully slid a folded up flash-bang note into the small slit he had made in the bottom of Sasuke's tomato. 'This is gonna be good!' he thought, slipping the fruit back into his teammates bag. Then, he crept away, to wait and watch the chaos unfold.

10 Minutes Later

Trying very hard to suppress a smirk, Naruto watched in anticipation as Sasuke reached into his bag and pulled out his tomato. Subtly making a ram hand-sign, he, very gently, pulsed his chakra right as Sasuke took a bite.

The tomato exploded. And, when the smoke cleared, Naruto burst out laughing at the dumbfounded look on Sasuke's face. His hair was blown back and stiff, his face was covered in soot, and the rest of his body was covered in tomato guts.

Slowly, he turned his head, and looked at Naruto. Then, in a low, dangerous voice, he said, "Naruto, run." And then he started the hand-seals for the Grand Fireball.

Cackling like a maniac, Naruto took off running, shouting, "Catch me if you can, loser!" Sasuke gave chase.

It.

Was.

ON!