For those of you that have either came across this story before it was deleted, or have read the other commentaries on this story, you might know what is about to happen.
For the souls that have never read this story before and have stumbled across my commentary, sit down, get some popcorn, and prepare yourselves.
I have read other commentaries, and I ultimately decided… why not write one of my own?
DISCLAIMER: I do not, under any circumstances, own this poor excuse for a Harry Potter fan fiction. That honour goes to Tara Gillespie. Or however the hell she spells it. I own the commentary, though.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. (I have full right to be as much of a bitch as possible. :D so, enjoy. I'll rate this M, just because. Hopefully my Commentary doesn't get taken down D:)
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok!. Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life . u rok 2! . MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way You poor thing. and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) . with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears so… you're telling us you have CLEAR blue eyes? Clear blue, people. and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee I'm sure Amy Lee is happy she has such a… flattering doppleganger (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. That, deary, would be considered incest, and your Gerard Way obsession is completely unnecessary. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. Opposed to? I have pale white skin. White is as pale as it gets. There is nothing paler. Stick with either or. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England You git, Hogwarts is in Scotland. where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) Noooo. I would have NEVER guessed. I thought you were a cheerleader. and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. Black, black, black… pink. Fishnet at that. I used to like fishnet, but then I grew up. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Wait a minute. You're white… and you wear- bloody hell. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun that's usually the case, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. Probably wondering where your UNIFORM was. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! Draco Malfoy is known for approaching girls that look like total sluts. That's an easy lay, so… why not?
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. You've done something to him. Draco is anything BUT shy, and if he was, then someone put a charm on him.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. If I had to choose between talking to my friends or talking to Draco, I would most likely choose him. But, then again, the Draco YOU are talking about is not the same person.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! It's terrible. You're welcome.