Yeah, blah blah blah, I'm not an established writer, boo hoo, go cry to your mommies that you haven't heard of me.
Note- Some people still haven't seen the TDI finale (weird, eh?) so for that, I won't make a direct mention to the winner, and if you want to suspend belief more, pretend that this is -gasp- an alternate version of the TD universe, and therefore may have a different TDI winner
Romance note- a good deal of the pairings from the original show shall at least start off this story as well
AN-I've been reading ff for around 3 years now, just decided to start writing. (so forgive me for minor mistakes)
The basis of this story will most likely be a season 1.5 thing (yes I know Kobold did start that craze, I'm not slow) but the thing about this is it's different 18 original campers, and 4 new campers
Now for the stuff I need to say, this story will hopefully be slightly less centric on one person than the original season (Name an episode where Duncan, Gwen, or Heather didn't have any of the top 3 amount of lines) that doesn't mean it wont have focal characters, just that there will be slightly more of them.
Disclamer: I don't own TDI, I don't own anything mentioned in this story aside from parodies and or OC's or OF (original franchises)
Rating- This is T, for some adult languages, and probably some mildly adult themes that may be twisted enough to be considered sexual... oh and violence of course
(Chapter 1 Day One, Part One) The Return Clause?
The episode begins with a voice over of Chef's voice on a backdrop of 18 campers from the previous season along with 4 new campers
"This season we shall be mixing things up, we will have a few of the old campers sit out, while bringing back a majority of them, along with an amount of new campers, some of the fan favorites, like Cody, Noah, and Izzy are coming back! The four not returning will be realized at the end of this episode, the season premiere of Total
Drama
Remixed!"
We then get the opening music before Chris appears back on the dock
"Today, we come back to where it all began the place of many hook ups, brake ups, and make ups... and that's just Gwen and Trent! Let's see what happens when we take out some of the originals and put new people in their place? Will we have new winners, new romances, new alliances, and most importantly, new attitudes? I believe we just might!" He says with a chuckle, putting on his blue button up shirt "This season will be slightly different from the original one, being what a lot of critics will most likely call a 'transition' season, for one the jackpot is not a hundred thousand dollars, we've lowered that to seventy five thousand dollars, and a guaranteed spot in the next season."
"In fact to make this more interesting, the final three will have a guaranteed spot next for next season, but might as well not tell them, makes them try more."
"We were planning on doing a second season in a movie lot, but apparently it was demolished for being 'unsafe' so instead of doing a fourteen person season that lasted around twenty episodes top, we decided to stay here while we got the real second season prepared, so while this will have the same...-ish amount of episodes, it's technically a mini-season, oh well." He states with a shrug, as the first boat approaches the dock
"Our first camper, an original that the fans really love, Cody!" Chris raises his voice at Cody's name as Cody steps off the boat, before patting him on the back
"So how was your summer at home, recuperating from the bear attack?" Chris asked
"It was boring for the most part, I was forced to sit at home for a lot of it because my legs healed the slowest. Apparently there's a bunch of fans that seem to like me, who knew? I guess the internet is useful after all." He comments, putting on his cheesy grin
"Hmm, who knew indeed... Next up is someone the fans seem to neither comment for or against... Katie... sans Sadie!" Chris manages to say before a god awful whine is heard, as Katie steps off her boat
"W-w-why does Sa-sa-sadie have to sit out this season?" she begged Chris, before he got a look of annoyance
"Great, one of the four contestants sitting out is mentioned in the first three minutes of the show, but if you must know Katie, the producers didn't like her. She was pretty much a tenth as attractive version of you. Not from my mouth, it's the producers!" Chris mutters, behind Cody
(Confesional Camera- Lazlo Bane may be no Superman, but I am!)
Chris- "Fun Fact number one, I'm one of the three producers, but what they don't know wont hurt them. At least today."
"Next up," Chris clears his throat after standing up "Is another in between in terms of popularity, Owen Da-" Chris is then cut off from finishing Owen's last name as the maple leaf shirted lug runs at Chris, before diving onto him and squishing the host shortly, before that section of the dock breaks and they both fall into the water
"So this is the Island? Seems interesting." Said a voice, that sounded slightly British, before a male with a black jacket and blue jeans on jumped off his boat and stood next to Cody
"The famous Cody!" the British guy said to the brunette "My name is Blake. in case you couldn't tell, I'm one of the new contestants." he then reached out his hand to shake Cody's, who willingly took it
"It's actually nerve racking to be here, I never thought my application would be sent through, I guess Chris thought it would be cool to have a completely average Joe on, or possibly he wanted someone with a strange accent to you all? It doesn't matter, I'm here, and I'm here to win!"
"-Cough- Yes, there is Blake, the first of the 'noobs' to arrive, he's likely going to be an odds on favorite to win this season, as he isn't completely BONKERS!" Chris screamed at Owen, who chuckled nervously
"Anyway, the next person to arrive is arguably the most popular male camper to ever grace the show. Duncan!" Chris yelled over the sound of a motorcycle flying off a boat, and Duncan landing on the dock... before driving into the hole Owen made just a few moments ago, and the man eating sharks looking at the motorcycle as it float to the bottom of the lake, and then both hopped onto it and drove off screen
"Nice entrance." Blake replied coldly as Duncan lifted himself out of the lake "Want to do anything else stupid before anyone else shows up?"
"What do you mean by that Brit!" Duncan growled, clenching his fists
"Simple really, I mean that if you had any brains, you wouldn't bring any sort of vehicle onto as old of a dock as this, I thought that was fairly obvious, enough so that even one of the denser contestants could figure out." Blake paused and looked at Owen "Not someone who is supposedly smart enough to pull off elaborate pranks and thefts, but I guess Canada may just have lower standards than the UK."
"I wouldn't say that, considering you couldn't even keep any of your oh so lovely people focused on anything asides from a royal wedding this past year." Duncan slyly remarks
"Enough bickering you two, next up is someone who definitely has an interesting history with Cody off screen, if anything on the internet would lead us to believe, Noah!" Chris announces to the five other campers, four of which snicker, but the last raises an eyebrow
"Interesting history with me?" he questions
"He means according to the lovely people on some site named fan something or another, there are a great amount of people who write a yaoi pairing of you and I, and to answer your incoming question, it means male and male, yes a good deal of them like to believe that one kiss that was extremely accidental means that we are more than friends, but no one believes anything when one man tells the other man I love you, and then hug, i see it highly hypocritical."
"That ladies and gentlemen, is Noah's rant of the day, so if you tuned in for his dry humor, that's it, because next up we have the complete opposite of Noah, as mentioned by Noah in the special, Justin!" McLean tells the group as the female of the group begins to drool at the hunk of the man in front of her...as well as Owen
"So what's the count for original campers, six of the seven people here, and five of those six are males? That means we have four more male spots to go, but to proceed onto one of the two female spots that have new people in them, is Alexa!" Chris shouts before a blonde girl with her hair covering most of her face, along with wearing a t-shirt that said something called inFAMOUS 2 on it, while wearing a set of skinny jeans as well
"Why hello there Chris, where may I store my games? I don't really trust you to let me off the dock without getting soaked, so I'd appreciate not having to buy a new bundle of games for four hundred dollars, along with the PlayStation three, so would you mind if I set this about 50 or so feet away from the dock?" She asked
"Sure, whatever gamer girl." he replied back to her "Another female is back as well, an ex-finalist, Gwen!"
"I can't believe there was a return clause." The goth muttered, before slightly cheering up looking at Duncan "At least I get to hang out with some of my friends."
"Yeah yeah, emo goth girl has friends on tv, big whoop, now my favorite return, Heather!" Chris hurriedly said, ushering Gwen out of the way
"So how was your summer, Mrs. Bronze medalist?" he asked, with a grin across his whole face... that is until Heather kicked him in his, ermm Chris Jrs.
"Bite me." She replied, as Chris fell down in pain, and Chef stepped in
"Next maggot to return is the geek with glasses, Harold." Chef grunted
"What is up fellow campers, are you ready to be mesmerized by my awesome skills that I learned at Awesome Steve's Awesome camp?" The red-head said before beginning to beatbox before a suitcase lands atop of him, and Geoff jumps down and lands on it in a sitting position
"Sup bra's and bro's?" he asked before looking down at the red-headed nerd that was being squished "Oh man, sorry Harold! Didn't see you there."
"It's -wheeze- okay, just please -wheeze- get this off of me." Harold manages to say before he runs out of breath, and Geoff lifts the suitcase off of him
"Okay, since we have 2 members of the original males left, and there are four people left that are possibly coming back, Trent..."
Gwen perks up
"Tyler... DJ, or Ezekiel... who shall join you all?" Chris speculates, causing each of the current people there to think of the four remaining males
"I'm not one to build suspense, so one of them is Tyler!" he states, as the jock jumps off his boat and lands perfectly, before taking a step forward and falling into Owen's hole
"The last male though, shall be the last revealed, for Gwen's sake." He maliciously grins at the goth, who glares at him, anyone less masochistic than the host would shudder at what her look said she would do to Chris if she got a chance "Another original in the form of Izzy is back!" he yells, as the red head screams as she swings off a vine somehow and then runs smack dab into Owen
"Oh hi there Big O." She giggles, hugging him tightly
"Hello there Izzy, how are you?" He asks sweetly
"I'm great Owen, almost got sent to prison again, so yea a boring summer for me." She replied, smiling
"Next up is Lindsay!" Chris says, before Tyler nearly shoves him off the dock to wait for his girlfriend to get off the boat
"Lindsay!"
"Tyrone!" She screams at Tyler, hugging him
"It's Tyler, not Tyrone, but I've missed you babe." he mutters, hugging her back
"And before I get soaked again, the next to last male contestant, someone who really interested us with their entrance video, George!" Chris states, as another blonde jumps off his boat, and he has his hair cut relatively short, only going down to mid forehead, and wearing a white jacket unzipped in the middle with a black undershirt beneath it and old jeans on
"Yo." George says to the group, before walking around the hole in the dock and then setting down with his legs crossed
"Well he's quiet... almost as quiet as you Jules!" Lindsay says with a giggle towards Justin, who raises an eyebrow
"I wonder if I have to worry about him as well?" Justin asks himself
"Next up is Eva!" Chris gets out, before being lifted by his neck "Why hello there Evan, seems to me that you've gotten stronger." He chokes out as she then throws him to the side, and glares at the campers
"None of you better try to cheat me out of this money this season." She points at each person as she says this
"Or what, you'll throw a hissy fit that you've lost your stupid Mac product? Oh wait, that was last season." Blake said with a chuckle, dodging some object Eva had managed to grab and throw at him
"I thought you moved on from your anger Eva, I guess not." He said, dodging a boulder thrown at him, as it caused another hole in the dock
"Got to get better aim than that if you ever want to be in the Olympics, oh wait you probably can't because you are obviously using some form of a drug or anothe-" Blake was cut off as Eva threw Owen at him, and Owen's sheer weight and the speed at which Eva threw him sent Blake into the hole she had created
"Interesting stuff this is, but to round out this bit of TDI feminine return, Beth returns!" Chris commented with a shudder
"Guess who got her braces off!" Beth screamed at Lindsay as she walked off her boat, smiling
"Oh you look so pretty!" Lindsay nearly squealed as she hugged Beth
"A pile of crap doesn't look any better with diamonds on it." Heather commented
"Shut up people, we need to hurry this up, Courtney is the next female!" He announced, when a shrill voice was heard from the boat
"Duncan, why didn't you call me!" was heard from the yells, along with some rather course language
"Babe, I was in juvie for a whole 2 months!" Duncan argued, hoping to avoid conflict with his powerful, yet beautiful girlfriend
"You could of still called me!" She yelled
"Stop bickering like a pair of seventy year olds and let me finish please, now we have three contestants left to arrive, one new person, a female, a veteran female camper, and a veteran male camper, you shall find out the last female original now! The people left are Leshawna..."
Harold brightens up
"Sadie."
Katie brightens up, forgetting what Chris said recently
"Or Bridgette, and the last one to return is... Bridgette!" Chris announces after a pause
"Whoopie!" Geoff exclaims as Bridgette steps off her boat, her surfboard in her arm, with her lazy eyes locking onto his and then her dropping her stuff and running to him and kissing him on the lips
"-sigh-" Harold dejectedly breathes out
"Okay, next is the last female period, Tess!" Chris raises his voice, causing Bridgette and Geoff to part lips and turn to everyone and blush
Off of the penultimate boat steps a girl with multicolor hair, apparently originally brunette, but now has blonde and blue streaks all through it, without saying a word, she glares at Tyler and then steps away and stands next to Alexa
"The last contestant to arrive, is either Trent, DJ, or Ezekiel!" Chris again states
"It has to be Trent." Gwen tells herself, holding her hands over her heart
"Come on DJ!" The ex-members of the Guy's alliance say in unison
"The final person is..." Chris pauses
After a few seconds, Gwen's eye twitches
"Get on with it!" She screams
"Fine, sheesh!" Chris mumbles as he coughs once "The final contestant for Total Drama Remixed is Ezekiel!" He grins
"You."Gwen states
"Have." Bridgette adds
"To." Heather says
"Be." Eva expresses her disdain by snapping a twig
"Kidding me." Courtney finished
"No, I'm not, to be honest, Trent wasn't much interesting without you Gwen, and DJ was a quick 'oh look he's not the stereotype' chuckle every time he petted animals, and by your expressions ladies, Zeke will be much more interesting here." Chris concludes, with all the women who commented facepalming
"No, you can't make me stay, I want to go home!" A familiar voice screamed, as he was thrown onto the dock, and got glares from the females of the previous season, but didn't notice as he was yelling at the boat driver "COME BACK HERE! I AM NOT STAYING!"
"Oh how wrong you are Ezekiel my friend, you have to stay, as per your contract." Chris says, restating what he said to Gwen
"Oh lovely, can you tell me when my team loses, so I can leave this hell hole?" Zeke says, not even bothering to talk to anyone else as he storms off the dock and towards the Killer Bass's old cabin
"Oh I wouldn't leave just yet Zeke, you may miss a few key details, everyone to the campfire pit, asap!" The host announced, with the 22 contestants following close behind
"This season will be slightly different than the previous one, considering an all powerful alliance got so boring last season, this mid-season will be a sort of rearrange fest, as I mix and match teams as I choose fit when I want, but to save yourselves of being caught off guard by this, the teams are the same as last season, except that Alexa and George replace the Screaming Gophers two members, and Blake and Tess replace the two Killer Bass members."
"But for those who wonder if I divide it up into pairs or something of the like, the winner or winners shall decide who is voted off, so yeah don't make the people who win mad, or you will regret it."
"Also new to this season is that some challenges shall have something you could call a redemption challenge where some people of a losing team could possibly win immunity. Anyone who doesn't win a redemption challenge is up for vote though."
"Any questions?" Chris asked the teenagers in front of him
"Chris, I must ask one thing, why did the producers decide to add 4 new people, why not half of the people, or something like that?" Noah asked
"Good question Noah, the fact is that the fans miss a bunch of you for some reason, so we needed a good deal of you to make sure they don't complain about lack of star power. The reason we decided upon four was the fact that's a good amount of twenty two but not enough to take any big names out."
"Trent is a big name!" Gwen yelled in protest
"Oh how wrong you are Gwen, according to a poll that we allowed to run four six months online on our site, Trent scored the lowest, right behind DJ, a good deal of the people that voted for Zeke apparently heard about him on some fan site from a story called TDC or something. Can't really argue with votes though. And Harold, Leshawna scored right above Sadie, who had about a tenth of a tenth of a percent, apparently people view her as a, and I'm paraphrasing here Katie 'a clone of Katie who is lacking the looks, and general charisma that Katie has. So well, those are the apparent reasons they are sitting out."
"I have a question Chris." Zeke said, while raising his hand "Why do you want me to come back to just lose on the first challenge again?"
"For the giggles of course, but really Ezekiel, you never know what may happen, you could be the first person voted off, or make it halfway through the game, or go all the way, it all depends on the votes." Chris wisely stated
"If that's all for the questions, you all shall be competing in the fourth challenge of TDI, correct?" He asked
"Wasn't that the talent show?" Beth asked
"Good Beth, and I would give you a cookie, but considering you don't need any, as they are probably stale and would break your nice teeth, I shall just give you a gold star." He recites from a list and placing the star in the middle of her forehead
"The three contestants that shall be competing for each team shall be picked by me." Chris grins evilly, rubbing his hands together
"Number one for the Screaming Gophers version Two is Noah!" Chris announced
"Lovely, I'll be able to articulate myself without having to degrade myself to physical sports."
"Shut up bookworm, next up is George!" Chris says to the camera
"Cool." George comments
"And lastly for the Gophers, is the girl we all know and love to facepalm at her stupidity, Lindsay!" Chris finishes off half of his list
"Great, a new guy and the two people of their respective genders voted off our team in the first season, we're totally going to win this!" Heather mockingly cheered, raising up a thumb
"Thank you Heather for your support!" Izzy said, hugging Heather, squeezing her slightly to tight for her comfort
"Now for the Killer Bass, I want to see how Katie reacts without Sadie, so she's up first. Then I want to say Tess interests me the most out of the four new comers, so her as well. And to round off the picks, how about Zeke, since he wants to go home so bad, if he messes up tomorrow, then he will be sure to go!" Chris announces, clapping his hands together and looking at the camera
"Who shall win the first challenge of TDR, who shall be sent home? Who shall perform the best? And most interestingly, what drama shall unfold? Find out the answers to some of these questions on episode two of Total Drama Remixed!" He tells the camera as the episode ends
"Now I recommend all of you who are doing the talent show to be ready by tomorrow, because a good deal of you could easily be voted off, especially for the fact none of you have any major alliances, but I digress, since it is five pm right now, I'm going to go have my five star dinner half an hour away, do what you want, but remember, there's a camera everywhere that we are legally able to put it. So talk to you all later!" he yells, stepping onto a rope ladder thrown out of a helicopter and begins to climb
(Confessional Camera- This is legal?)
Noah- "I doubt that if my team loses this challenge that they would vote me off, I'm at the very least more manageable than Izzy, and they would rather have someone they can read if you will, or should I say, know how they will compete, than someone who is an Enigma. So am I worried about this? Not in the slightest."
Katie- "Before I came here -sniff- Sadie told me to be strong for the both of us -sniff- I have to win to show her that we can do anything! For my BFF's sake!"
George- "This will get annoying at a point to hide, but I need to keep myself covered from the others to make sure they don't think I'm expendable, at some point I'll want to show them that I am normal, but that may just get me voted out... I guess I have to keep up this silent guy charade for the moment being."
Bridgette- "Am I mad that Ezekiel came back? Yes, what he said still hurts."
Zeke- "-Sigh- Why should I even try? Can anyone answer me that? I freaking made one mistake and now everyone is on my butt for it. I wish somebody gave me a chance."
Tess was sitting at a table at the camp cafeteria, as everyone else was either out hanging out with someone else or doing what they liked, like Noah reading his book in his cabin's bunk, or Justin looking in his mirror
"-Sigh-, this is getting kind of lonely." She thought to herself
"Don't mind if I set here?" A voice asks her, and as she looks up she sees Ezekiel
"Go ahead." She said, leaving him slightly taken aback, he was believing she would ignore or chastise him like the other people did
"So how was your first season?" She asked, before realizing what she said, and seeing him tense for a moment
"Honestly, I don't see how anyone could say I deserve half of the crap Eva said she was going to do to me, first I was almost choked out by her, then eliminated, then whenever I went home, my family got death threats from groups of people, most certainly feminist groups. All because I said one thing that can be considered taboo, I didn't even get a chance to explain myself, and now I'm called a sexist pig... and that's the best thing I'm called... but forget my anger, why are you even talking to me?" Ezekiel asks
"I've done things I'm not proud of either, from one thing I've done, everybody calls me hurtful things as well, they don't look at the real me, just the bad parts of me and my pasts. I try not to judge people by that." Tess explained
"Well I'd like to thank you for that Tess." Zeke said, smiling slightly
"No problem homie-schooled." Tess replied, with a smirk
"Hehe, clever, Ms. Skittles Hair." Zeke retorted, before chuckling and ducking a fling of Chef's demon food at him
Neither of them noticed a pair of eyes watching them
(Confessional Camera- Taste The Rainbow!)
Heather- "Hehe, someone just found some dirt for alliance members, or possibly someone to vote off, win win for me!"
Ezekiel- " I may actually try to stay, if I find more people whose opinion of me are at least close to Tess's."
Blake was sitting atop one of the cabins, staring up at the clouds, before looking down and seeing Bridgette looking up at him.
"Hello there, may I do anything for you?" he asked
"Just wondering why you are up there." she replied
"Oh I guess you could say it's something along the lines of your love of the water and ocean, every since I was a young lad, I've loved to fly, the air is endless, you never run out of it." Blake pointed out
"That seems logical, but that explains why you are looking up there, why are you up on the roof?"
"To be honest Bridgette, Courtney can get loud, and I'd rather avoid her when I have the chance." Blake commented with a chuckle as he stood up and leaped from the roof to a tree 3 feet away from the cabin and began climbing down
"Don't judge her, she's not that bad." Bridgette said, serious now
"Neither is Ezekiel." Blake walked off after stating this, leaving the original blonde girl to think to herself
"And you are bankrupt, don't challenge the monopoly king!" Cody declared, taking the last of Noah's money
"Congrats on winning a game where you monopolize, great showing of how the world is supposed to not be Cody." Noah retorted
"You're just mad that that's three in a row Noah. Anyway, why are you sitting here when you could be working on your talent?"
"Cody, I have my talent memorized already, so let's do this game one more time so I can defeat you and wipe that missing toothy grin!" Noah calmly stated, putting his metal shoe on go
Day one is divided up, and to be honest the latter portion of this could of been another part entirely, but I personally wanted you to at least experience some of the new people, and one thing that will be a major thing soon, why is Tess glaring at Tyler?
People- their stereotypes
Alexa- Gamer Girl
Blake- Head in the Clouds
George- The faker?
Tess-?
Anyway read and review (please not any of those half-assed, "I like this" or this is cool stuff, please review and comment on what you like or dislike, what I should improve on etc.)
Need to mention that the idea of me writing, and therefore this story by extension, are attributed to a few people (not all mentioned here) Kobold, Charlie Brown, WinterRae, and all the people who have read and commented on stories (without these people these fan fictions would be nothing.
And with that, E N out.