Warning: This story is really old. I wrote it ages ago, and it really isn't any good. I'm just submitting it so maybe some people could have a good laugh with a silly story that 13-year me wrote. At that time, I hadn't even had English class yet. So the spelling/grammar really sucks. But I left it that way because, apparently it is funny. Note that this is the full uncorrected version. It is kind of long, I didn't feel like looking at it again. The storyline is really messed up, there are way too many OC's, the Gundam boys really don't have such a big role at all and are terribly OOC, there is too much blood... Apparently it contains sadism, a lot of weird things, stupid humor, too much suicide, extreme poverty, murder, clones, killing clones, drama, overreacting, childhood trauma, raping, incest, lots of killing,... Nobody is going to read this anymore. And that's the way it should be.
Note: my name have NOTHING to do with this fix. So please don't think on a lovely, funny, sunny, like a fanfic - fanfic. This is my first fanfic, and, please think about this little point: I live in Belgium and I haven't got learned English before I started to write this fic. I write this fic with a woordenboek euh, euh, dictionary. (my friend Sarah told me that a little bit of knowledge about Dutch is necessary) Do you understand? And it is driving my crazy, that dictionary, because it is very old. With brown pages and words who don't even exist anymore. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Just read my fic now.
On earth, in the country off 'Woadees', children must to go work as they are 14 years old. Anne was one of the children-labours. She was a secretary in the 'Six Feet' building. Anne had big grey eyes, light brown-red hear and a cute face. It was already very late and everybody was already gone to home, but Anne was still working. She was almost ready with here work, when she saw a young boy, who was quickly running to the stare. Anne have never seen the boy before and she hold up her shoulders.
-And? Maybe he is a new worker here?-
She don't really was interested in the boy or what the boy was doing here, and she really must to go to the toilet, sow she don't have anything to reproach herself!
But she heard a ticking sound coming out of the boss's office. Anne was not really interested in the sound, but as anything would happen to the boss's office, then maybe (maybe, have I say maybe? For sure !) she got fired. And that is not what Anne wanted.
Anne looked tired in the room and she saw that a little bag was making the sound. It was ticking like … a bomb.
She scared "A BOMB, A Bomb, A BOMB in the boss office"
Anne was hysteric and was running around " A Boom, A Bomb, AAAA!"
She was calming down a bit and was thinking what I must to do? A Bomb, a bomb, a boooomb! Wait a second. The boy, the little boy .
The ticking came louder and louder. She try to pick up the bag, but it was to heavy for here. She was not a bodybuilder or something like that!
-I must to get some help, quickly! Maybe I find some help downstairs.-
She runt to the stair and … she saw the little boy who was looking to here. He had a gun and direct it on Anne.
She cried "Heeeeeelp my !"
The boy whispered: "Shut up and by quiet."
Anne cried. The boy shoot on the wall behind the girl.
Anne was silence now. A little tear went out of here green eyes. Then she bust into tears and cried very softly. The boy can't help it, but he came closer and lay his gun down.
"Are you thàt scared?" he asked astonish.
"NO!" Anne cried and she jumped on the boy and picked on his gun.
"Now Ihave you under my control!"
But here victories wasn't very long. She felt a stump in here pit of stomach. Then she felt a blow on here head. She lost consciousness and the last thing she saw were two boy's who where smiling very badly.
"Let's take her with us", said a guy with a braid, "We can use her as hostage."
A sound of men-voices came from the door behind the stair.
"We will need her now", said the other guy.
"What's going on? Who need some help?" asked a voice. Maybe the people heard Anne crying?
"Stand back, people. As one of you came closer, then I shoot her." Said the boy with the short hear.
The peoples were frighten and they runes away. "Heelp, we being attack!"
A few people picked up a phone and called the military: "HELP, a little girl is kidnapped by two boys, send help, I think they may can by dangerous."
The two boys picked up the girl and jumped out a window in the stair to the building on the other side. On the building, they saw two military aircraft's coming to then. They saw also an other aircraft of there friends to pick then up.
The guy with the short hear direct his gun on Anne. "Go back, or I kill this little doll."
The military aircraft's stopped and cry to surrender But the boys didn't surrender. There aircraft cam's closer and closer. It stay sill above the two guys and throw out a ladder.
The one with the braid quickly get in the aircraft and the other still direct his gun on the girl. Then he picked up her and quickly escape from the bullets off the military when he steps in the aircraft with Anne in his arms.
"May I steer the aircraft?" was the first thing the boy asked when he was in the aircraft. The others nodded. The aircraft quickly started, just in time for dodge the heat of the exploring of the 'Six Feet' building that burned the military aircraft's.
"I think we lost then." Said the guy that steered the aircraft.
Anne opened here eyes. Where am I ? She looked around and she saw five guys talking to each other. The guy who have direct the gun on her in the stair was steering something.
Anne saw a window behind here and she looked out of it. She saw the sky, clouds and the sun. But then, she felt a heat and everything became black.
No, she don't lose consciousness, but outside, everything became black with little lights, stars.
She got a shock -Where am I? Out of space? Who are these people? What have happened to my boss office? MY BOSS OFFICE!-
Then a blond guy turned around and smiled to here.
"Look, guys. She's awake."
The other guys quickly turned around and directs there guns to here. Anne hunched and shudder.
The guys have pity on Anne and puts they puts there guns away.
"Who are you guys?" asked the scared little girl to the boys.
It stays silent, only the engine of the aircraft is audible.
"Okay, I am Quatre." the blond boy said. He looked to the others, but they didn't say a word.
"Come on, guys. We don't have the whole day, you now!"
It still stay silent.
"You guys are acting véry social …. Sigh, good, okay. That is Wu Fei, the one with his black hare in a ponytail. That is Trowa, the one with the light brown forelock. And the one with the brown braid is Duo. Finally, the one with the brown total mess hear names Heero." Quatre said.
"Hey, my hear is NOT a total mess. It just, hum, it lie special." Protest the guy who names Heero. Quatre grin.
"Why don't you have said something to her self then?"
Heero keep silence and he starts to steer the aircraft choleric.
Anne looked to the boys. Heero have put the bomb in the boss his office, Duo was the one who have given her a stump on her head and stomach. The others, she don't have seen before.
Here eyes becomes heavy and she saw Quatre smiling at her. Trowa, Duo and Wu Fei looked mad at her and Heero don't even looked to hear. He was driving the aircraft, remember.
Anne felt in a deep sleep.
She waked up by a big slap on the aircraft. She headed the boys crying.
"We are under military-attack. Quick, to the Gundams."
"Euh, and the girl?" asked Duo.
"Lets leave here." Proposed Wu Fei.
"Then she die!" Protested Quatre "Please save her."
"Okay, how why gonna do thàt?" asked Heero.
"Well," grinned Quatre, " Somebody must to take her in HIS mobile suit."
"No way!" Wu Fei cried and stand back.
"Any volunteers?" asked Quatre.
All the guys stand back. Anne just MUST to snigger.
"Euh, let's draw lots for it. Okay, pick a little stick." Lauded Duo.
Wu Fei, Trowa, Heero and Quatre had a white face when they picked a little stick. Then it was Duo's turn.
"Hell, No!" cried he as he saw that he have picked the very longest stick. "Somebody wane to trade sticks?"
No reaction
"Traitors! My reputation!" cried Duo and he makes weird, spastic moves of pure despair.
"Euh, is he always like that?" asked Anne scared.
The boys nodded. Anne got a white colour.
"Poor my." She signed.
"As you got to now him better, then he is alright, hé guys." Said Quatre.
"Yes, Sùre!" Said Wu Fei when he got a arm of Duo in his face.
Then a second slap on the aircraft wake Duo out his hysteric mood. The guys lift Anne up and bear her to the gundam of Duo.
"You, go sit here and DONT move." Said Duo.
Anne sniped -What a lovely company is he.-
The engine started and the gundam flies up. Then a big smash hit the gundam. Anna felt that she was flowing of one wall to the other. She hit her head on the wall and lose consciousness.
"Oh, no! The little girl is hurt again! Guys, what I must to do now?" asked Duo in panic.
"Is she serious hurt?" asked Quatre and then to the military-troops: "as you want to see her again alive, leave us alone. Or we shoot her." That was just swank, he would never shoot a little girl, but it works. The enemy-troops left then.
"Okay, now she must to go to the hospital." Said Quatre.
"Uh, excuse me, where we gonna find a hospital? Asked Wu Fei.
"Maybe on earth." Suggest Trowa.
"Oh, No! Back to earth? We just coming from earth." Complain Wu Fei.
"Uh guys, the girl is bleeding to death." Cried Duo.
"Oké, now we go to the hospital with the girl." Said Quatre.
"The people gonna recognise us." Noticed Trowa.
"We must to disguise us." Said Heero.
"How we must to disguise? We don't have anything to disguise!" asked
Wu Fei, "and why? Because that little girl? Why we don't just drop her on some planet."
"WHY? WHY? Because she can help us of course and because she is very nice too." Said Quatre angry.
"He hello, the girl is bleeding like a stuck pig. I don't want a death body in my Gundam. That is dirty! Hurry up with your decision." Panicked Duo.
"Okay, let's go to the earth then." Said Quatre.
"But the disguising …" protest Wu Fei.
"I got disguising from the circus for everybody", Said Trowa, "You all get a wig from my. I have a wig of long blond girl hear for … Wu Fei."
"Hey, why my? I am NOT a girl"
"A read-hear-wig for … Heero."
"Grmbl"
"A long-black-hear-wig for Quatre."
"Oké, I do everything for saving a life."
"And … Euh, Duo just must to cut off his braid."
"NO, I won't."
"Okay, a wig with long blond hear too and for myself, a hat and a brown moustache."
"Hey, that's not fair." Said the other guys.
"I am the daddy and his daughters." Explained Trowa.
"Why not a daddy and his sons?" asked Quatre.
Trowa grinned. "I just need to see you guys as girls …"
Quatre's eyes twinkled. "You want to see my as a girl? You gonna see girls."
At the hospital-reception:
"Yes, the doctors gonna help here soon. Name of patient?" asked the receptionist.
"Euh …" stammered Trowa. She have a name? I don't have asked here for a name…
"Yes, daddy, what is my best friends name?" reproached Quatre.
"Euh…"
"Name, please?" asked the receptionist impatient.
"Bloom, Catherine Bloom." Said Trowa quickly; It was the only girl - name he remembered on this moment.
"Noted. You may see Catherine in a half hour, okay?" Said the receptionist.
"Daddy, may I have a ice-cream? Asked Quatre.
Trowa was frightened. What the girls would ask next? A teddy-bear? A little dolly-house? I DONT have THAT much money whit my!
But he nodded. "You all get ONE boll of ice-cream. Okay?"
"Yes Daddy," said the little angles. "We love you, Daddy!" the girls moved there eyelash's mockery. Trowa had the weird need to retch.
"Mme, where is the ice-cream-stand, please?" asked Wu Fei friendly to the receptionist.
"Are is one on the other side off the street, I believe it calls 'Little-lady-ice-saloon', little lady."
Wu Fei said "Thanks" and he bow. Trowa hit himself on the head. Why he must to see the guys like little girls again?
"Come on, Daddy", said Duo, "You have promised us a ice-cream."
"Oh, God", muttered Trowa, "Where I must to go trough?"
"Dàddy!" cried Heero hopefully waiting for his first ice-cream paid by Trowa.
"Yes, I come, Heeroïna!" cried Trowa back and he runs to the other side of the street, to the ice-cream bar with his troop yelling girls.
The receptionist looked indignant to Trowa. What kind of father gives his children that sort of names?
"For my a boll of green ice." Said Heero keen.
"And for my a boll with my favourite colour pink." Said Quatre sweet.
"Please give my a boll of banana-ice." Begged Duo cute.
"Lovely sir, will you give my a boll vanilla?" Asked Wu Fei
"Don't forget my boll green ice."
The seller was confused by the lovely little girls. Trowa looked scared in his money-bag.
"Okay, it cost € 20 for 4 bolls of ice-ream + 4 ice-horns + 4 cookies + 4 drinks."
"Euh …" Trowa laid all his money on the pay-desk.
"Sir, that is not enough." Remarked the seller.
"Sorry, it's everything I have… He, GIRLS, had I ever said that you may buy a drink? One boll of ice-cream I said. Give your drinks back to the seller." The little girls cried and looked begged to the seller.
"Oh, look at them," said the seller, "You may have your drinks free, because you have such a cute little girls."
"T…Thanks." Stammered Trowa.
"Thank you very much, sir." Said the little girls cute and civil.
When the girls had eaten their ices, they sawed a toys-tore. Their eyes twinkled.
"Daddy, may I buy a doll?" Asked Quatre and he showed the toy-store.
"Please, give my a teddy-bear!" Begged Heero.
"And for my…."
"Euh… hé, look. The half-hour is over. We must to visit your girlfriend. Oh, what a pity." Said Trowa sarcastic.
Anne felt a pain in her head, and opened here eyes. She saw 4 girls and 1 men looking at here.
"Where am I? Who are you?" asked Anne confused.
"Sst," said the girl with black hear, "You are in a hospital, everything is alright now."
"In the hospital? And who are you?"
"Don't you recognise us?"
"No. I don't remember that I have friends who look at you."
Quatre took of his wig. "Now you now who I am?"
Anne nodded. "But why? Why you just don't leave my alone?"
"Because, because you was hurt. We just must to bring you to the hospital."
"But, why you come visit my?" asked Anne distrustful.
Quatre don't knew the answer on that question. Why he have saved her?
"Yes Quatre, why you saved her?" asked Wu Fei, "I won't have saved here."
"But, she had need for help. I just need to help her. Otherwise it just feel like I have killed her." Said Quatre.
"But now she is save. Let her go, leave her alone." Said Trowa.
"Okay." Quatre said sad, "I…will…leave…her…alone."
"Let's go then. We haven't the whole day." Said Wu Fei.
"But may I ask you only one question?" Asked Quatre to the girl.
"Yes."
"What's your name?"
"Anne Zutphen, why?"
"Oh, nothing." Said Quatre and he looked to the girl for the least time.
Anne stand watching to the boys. -What they think? They kidnap my, almost kill my and then they come visit my! They dare !-
Somebody taped on the door. "Yes, come in," said Anne. Maybe the boys again? Tree policemen's came in and direct there guns on Anne. She cried.
"Catherine Bloom, you are under arrest." Said one of the agents.
"Catherine Bloom? Who is Catherine Bloom?" asked Anne surprised.
"Don't do so stupid. Come with us."
"Why I shut let my arrest in place of somebody I even don't know." Cried Anne angry. She looked out the window and saw the boys walking on the street. Quatre was looking to her. Now he was her only chance to escape and stay free. Anne stood up and ran to the window.
"Stop," cried the agents and they fired. Anne cried and jumped out the window. And, yes again, she loosed consciousness when her body hit something soft.
Quatre was confused because he had to leave the girl alone. He just felt that she wasn't save in the hospital, and if she dies, he would feel guilty about it. He could not help it, his hart was just to good for this world. He looked to her room-window for the last time, but he saw that Anne was being attacked by policemen's. She was crying and looking hopeful to Quatre.
"He guys, look." Said Quatre anxious to his friends.
They looked backwards and saw Anne jumping out the window.
"We must help her." Said Quatre. The others nodded and they ran quickly to the place where Anne was falling to. As they finally arrived there, they saw that a policemen have cached her and was bringing here to the police-car.
"We must to save her," said Quatre. The others nodded. Trowa ran to the policemen and kicked him in his stomach. Then Duo gave him a blow on his head. Finally, Quatre quickly picked up Anne and ran away with her, to a car that was stolen by Heero and Wu Fei. As soon as everybody was got in, Heero quickly drove away with the car. It was a weird sight for spectators: Two little girls hitting a policemen and a third girl kidnapping a other girl. And last but not least they stepped in a car stolen by two other girls. Some people need a aspirin after seeing something like that. So it was normal that the police could not follow them because the surprised people blockaded the street.
As soon they were out the city, the guys took off there wigs and moustache and threw it away out there window.
Anne waked up. She felt a pain in her head and she heard a engine. This time not a engine of a aircraft, but one of a car. Anne opened her eyes and saw the guys looking at her. She wasn't frightened anymore. She haven't expected anybody else. She totally trusted then now. As long as the guys were with her, nothing could happen to her. She had just one question.
"Who is Catherine Bloom?" she asked.
Trowa blushed but he don't answered.
"I am almost arrested in place of some 'Catherine Bloom', and you don't want to tell me who she is." Cried Anne furious, "As you don't tell my who she is, then …"
"Then what?" asked Heero snappy.
"Then… I tell everything to the police. Because you guys are so much to mysterious about yourselves. I don't now anything about you, just your name." Anne was talking through one's head.
"Okay, okay. Catherine is just girl that works in a circus with my." Said Trowa.
"And, why… is the police looking for her?" asked Anne curious.
"I don't now. Maybe because she now my?" Said Trowa.
Anne nodded. "But what I still not understand is why you have put a bomb in my boss his office."
"The 'Six Feet' building, where you work, is a building of the EG. That's why we have blew up that building." Explained Heero.
"What is the EG ?" asked Anne.
"Sigh, are you so naive? What do you now about the 'Six Feet' building?"
"Euh, I work there, the job pays good, I must note down the profit and the loss of the milk selling. I think that is everything."
"Milk-selling, he. You really believe in the milk-selling-thing?"
"Euh…yes. I never asked any questions about it. I am just a secretary, not the boss. I have learned of my mother, who is death now, that I don't must to ask to much as I want to keep a job a while. Well, I don't have asked anything. I have two children to care for, you now. I would love keeping this job for a while. But because you guys I have lost the job now."
"Have you children? And, who cares for then now?" asked Quatre shocked.
"Who cares for then now? They cares for themselves. Amelia is 10 and Miala is 4. They are almost adult, and they have € 20 for eating …Oh no! I am already 4 days away, is € 20 enough for surviving 4 days?" asked Anne frightened.
"Euh, NO!" Said Duo.
"PLEASE, may I see them? PLEASE, you have some money for my to give it to my poor hungry children? They die! NO, Amelia and Miala! HELP MY! I am a terrible sister!" Anne was almost crying.
"Yes, you may see then. But we don't have much money to give you." Said Quatre.
"And who's fault is that?" whispered Trowa. Heero, Duo, Quatre and Wu Fei became white and red at the same time.
"But how I must to feed my children now? I have no work anymore and I have no money to give them. And that is al your fault. As you guys don't have blew up the 'Six Feet' building, I had still work, I had my pay and I was with Amelia and Miala. Don't you guys ever think about the consequences of your missions? Maybe Amelia and Miala are death now, and that is all your fault!" cried Anne.
"Okay, Okay, SOOOORY. But we still don't have some money. Maybe we must to steal some money in the bank." Said Duo serious.
"NO!" cried Anne mad.
"Sorry, just kidding. Hey, do you now what? I have some money on the bank. Maybe you can use that for your children." Proposed Duo
"How many?"
"Euh, I think € 20 000."
"Wow, you are rich! My children gonna love that. Maybe they could buy a bed, or…" Anne's eyes twinkled, "A TV. I am so happy!"
"Euh, I don't give everything to you. I must to save some money to."
"WHAT? My children are dying of hunger and mister Duo don't give my all his money to feed then. Okay. How much do you want's to give?" asked Anne.
"€ 10?"
"You nuts, crazy, flipped person! Is that one of your sick jokes?"
"Well, you start to now my. Of course I give you everything. I pay it on you account."
"But I don't have a account"
"Oh, now we have a problem. But hé, look." Duo took a lot of money out his jack and gave it to Anne. "I can magic!"
"OH, I LOVE YOU, DUO!" cried Anne happy and she gave Duo a hug. The other guys looked jealous to Duo.
"I am popular with the girls" said Duo happy. Anne looked weird to him and embraced the hug. Duo smiled happy.
"Thanks a lot Duo, but how I must to see my children with wanted peoples?" asked Anne anxious.
Trowa smiled. "Disguising again."
The others cried: "NO, not again!"
"You may rest assured that I have no need to see you as girls, not anymore." Said Trowa, "But I have moustaches and wigs and hats too. Just choose some stuffs." The car stopped in a wood, and everybody came out. They all choose a disguise for themselves.
"Why I don't have a disguise?" asked Anne.
"Because the police is not looking for you." Explained Heero.
"But I am escaped from the police, maybe they are looking for my now. Please, may I disguise too?" asked Anne.
"Okay, as you think that is necessary." Said Heero bored.
"Yes! I choose…a glasses and a wig of black hear." Said Anne and she fitted it.
"Wow, you look amazing." Said a voice out the wood. The boys directed there gun on the wood. A female person walked to Anne.
"Granny!" Said Anne and she hugged the young woman.
"Granny?" asked Duo, "Is that your grandma?"
Anne opened her mound to answer. But she heard footsteps in the forest. Then she heard a pang and a flop. And then se saw Granny falling down.
"Granny!" Anne cried and she try to help the woman to stand.
The woman said with her least power: "Anne, Amelia and Miala, they are …" but she could not make her sin of. She died in Anne's arms.
The boys ran to the place were the pang came from. But they were to late. The shooter was already gone. The boys went back to Anne. She was crying so hard that she was almost dying self. She was wet of tears. The boys tried to comfort her, but she could not stop crying. The boys brush in tears themselves. After tree hours crying, Anne felt tired in sleep. Heero and Trowa laid Granny's death body in the bag of the car. Quatre bearded Anne to the car and laid her softly down on the back-seat.