My Demented Anime Fanfic!
We begin our story with the Heero and Duo and everyone else taking a nice pleasant hiking trip, on Mount Fuji.
Wufei: Damnit, why do I have to be here, on this pointless hike, I could be training right now I hope you know!
Duo: Wu-man, stop complaining, besides, the fresh air is good for you, and by the way, you don't need to lie, we all know that you wouldn't training.*glances over at Sally*
Wufei grabs a big rock and throws it at Duo, hitting him in the head. Heero and Quatre glance back to catch Duo pounding Wufei's head in screaming ".AND IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY HAIR AGAIN." turn around, and start up the trail again.
Heero: Aren't you going to tell them to stop fighting?
Quatre: Not worth it, in too good of a mood
Duo runs up to them, out of breath and with scratches all over his face.
Duo: I don't see what sally sees in that bastard!
Heero: who knows.
Quatre: By the way, why did Sally come anyway, especially since Hilde and Relena didn't come?
Heero: why are you asking me? You know I don't know
Wufei: GET YOUR ASS BACK HEAR YOU SON OF A BITCH! *Bolts away from Sally and lunges at Duo, only to fall flat on his face, and jolt some of his broken ribs out of place*
Duo kicks Wufei in the face Duo: Shinigami is triumphant! Sally, clean this mess up, and we'll meet you at the lodge at the top of the mountain.
Sally smiles and runs over to Wufei, who is by now crying tears of bitterness!
* one hour later*
Someone: Where the hell are we?!
Heero, Duo and Quatre stop at the sudden screaming they just heard
Someone: What the hell happened, where are we?!
A boy runs out of the forest, wearing what looked like an orange jump suit, he looked like he had whiskers and was squinting.
Duo: What's with the weird kid?
Heero: Why do you keep asking me, I Do Not Know!
Boy: Hey you, where are we?!!
Heero: That is classified information, and plus, I don't want to tell you
Someone else: Naruto! What do you think you're doing?
Three other people show up out of the forest, one is a man wearing a black jump suit and a face cover thingie. The other one was the only girl of the group, she had pink hair and wore a red dress and black pants. The last person was a boy with black hair and a blue shirt with a weird collar that sort of came up over his face, and baggy pants with big pockets.
Girl: Naruto! You don't just start yelling at people when your mad, it's rude!
Naruto: I wasn't yelling, I was asking where we were!
Boy: Could you possibly be even more of a Baka then you already are?
Naruto: SASUKE!!!!!!!!
Man: I am very sorry for my student's rudeness, please forgive him
Quatre: It's quite all right
Naruto: You there, in the tight pants and spiky cowlick, answer my previous question!
Heero: .What?
Naruto: You heard me tight pants!
Girl: NARUTO!!!!
Heero's left eye begins to twitch, and is finding it quite to keep his anger under control and not blow the kids head off with his gun.
Girl: Sir, I apologies with my Sensei, we are both very sorry
Sasuke: Don't waist your breath on these people, Sakura, we have more important things to worry about. Heero: Yeah, like your own health!
Quatre: Heero, not now! Their just kids!
Duo: Hey kid, do you have a death wish or something?
Heero: Don't try and stop me Quatre!
Duo snatches the gun from Heero before he can reach it in time.
Duo: It's time for "Shinigami's sentence of the day!", and the sentence is. no killing little kids with out motivation.
Naruto: You, the one with the ugly braid, I Am Not A Little Kid!
Quatre: my god.
Girl: Naruto!!!
Duo starts shooting at the little boy and manages to graze his cheek. Quatre grabbed the gun away from Duo and threw it into the forest
Quatre: I quote "NO KILLING LITTLE KIDS WITHOUT MOTIVATION"!!!
Heero and Duo: THIS IS MOTIVATION!!!
Quatre: I am very sorry about this, please join us on our walk to the mountain lodge near by
Just then we see Sally giving poor Wufei a piggyback ride to the lodge. Everybody stops what they're doing and watches them pass, Duo starts laughing so hard he starts to cry.
Everyone else:..
Quatre: Um. anyway, like I was saying, at the lodge they have food stands and housing, we can talk everything over their, I am, once again, very sorry.
Man: Of coarse, but there's no need to apologize, Naruto, the one your friend nearly shot, is a moron, he had it coming!
Naruto: Hey!
Duo: Naruto. I'll remember that name!
Heero: It's always good to know the name of the person your going to send to hell!
Both Heero and Duo start cracking their knuckles.
Naruto:. Sakura, a little help.
Sakura: Nope, you are on your own my moronic little friend.
They all start heading up the mountain to the lodge.
To be continued.
We begin our story with the Heero and Duo and everyone else taking a nice pleasant hiking trip, on Mount Fuji.
Wufei: Damnit, why do I have to be here, on this pointless hike, I could be training right now I hope you know!
Duo: Wu-man, stop complaining, besides, the fresh air is good for you, and by the way, you don't need to lie, we all know that you wouldn't training.*glances over at Sally*
Wufei grabs a big rock and throws it at Duo, hitting him in the head. Heero and Quatre glance back to catch Duo pounding Wufei's head in screaming ".AND IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY HAIR AGAIN." turn around, and start up the trail again.
Heero: Aren't you going to tell them to stop fighting?
Quatre: Not worth it, in too good of a mood
Duo runs up to them, out of breath and with scratches all over his face.
Duo: I don't see what sally sees in that bastard!
Heero: who knows.
Quatre: By the way, why did Sally come anyway, especially since Hilde and Relena didn't come?
Heero: why are you asking me? You know I don't know
Wufei: GET YOUR ASS BACK HEAR YOU SON OF A BITCH! *Bolts away from Sally and lunges at Duo, only to fall flat on his face, and jolt some of his broken ribs out of place*
Duo kicks Wufei in the face Duo: Shinigami is triumphant! Sally, clean this mess up, and we'll meet you at the lodge at the top of the mountain.
Sally smiles and runs over to Wufei, who is by now crying tears of bitterness!
* one hour later*
Someone: Where the hell are we?!
Heero, Duo and Quatre stop at the sudden screaming they just heard
Someone: What the hell happened, where are we?!
A boy runs out of the forest, wearing what looked like an orange jump suit, he looked like he had whiskers and was squinting.
Duo: What's with the weird kid?
Heero: Why do you keep asking me, I Do Not Know!
Boy: Hey you, where are we?!!
Heero: That is classified information, and plus, I don't want to tell you
Someone else: Naruto! What do you think you're doing?
Three other people show up out of the forest, one is a man wearing a black jump suit and a face cover thingie. The other one was the only girl of the group, she had pink hair and wore a red dress and black pants. The last person was a boy with black hair and a blue shirt with a weird collar that sort of came up over his face, and baggy pants with big pockets.
Girl: Naruto! You don't just start yelling at people when your mad, it's rude!
Naruto: I wasn't yelling, I was asking where we were!
Boy: Could you possibly be even more of a Baka then you already are?
Naruto: SASUKE!!!!!!!!
Man: I am very sorry for my student's rudeness, please forgive him
Quatre: It's quite all right
Naruto: You there, in the tight pants and spiky cowlick, answer my previous question!
Heero: .What?
Naruto: You heard me tight pants!
Girl: NARUTO!!!!
Heero's left eye begins to twitch, and is finding it quite to keep his anger under control and not blow the kids head off with his gun.
Girl: Sir, I apologies with my Sensei, we are both very sorry
Sasuke: Don't waist your breath on these people, Sakura, we have more important things to worry about. Heero: Yeah, like your own health!
Quatre: Heero, not now! Their just kids!
Duo: Hey kid, do you have a death wish or something?
Heero: Don't try and stop me Quatre!
Duo snatches the gun from Heero before he can reach it in time.
Duo: It's time for "Shinigami's sentence of the day!", and the sentence is. no killing little kids with out motivation.
Naruto: You, the one with the ugly braid, I Am Not A Little Kid!
Quatre: my god.
Girl: Naruto!!!
Duo starts shooting at the little boy and manages to graze his cheek. Quatre grabbed the gun away from Duo and threw it into the forest
Quatre: I quote "NO KILLING LITTLE KIDS WITHOUT MOTIVATION"!!!
Heero and Duo: THIS IS MOTIVATION!!!
Quatre: I am very sorry about this, please join us on our walk to the mountain lodge near by
Just then we see Sally giving poor Wufei a piggyback ride to the lodge. Everybody stops what they're doing and watches them pass, Duo starts laughing so hard he starts to cry.
Everyone else:..
Quatre: Um. anyway, like I was saying, at the lodge they have food stands and housing, we can talk everything over their, I am, once again, very sorry.
Man: Of coarse, but there's no need to apologize, Naruto, the one your friend nearly shot, is a moron, he had it coming!
Naruto: Hey!
Duo: Naruto. I'll remember that name!
Heero: It's always good to know the name of the person your going to send to hell!
Both Heero and Duo start cracking their knuckles.
Naruto:. Sakura, a little help.
Sakura: Nope, you are on your own my moronic little friend.
They all start heading up the mountain to the lodge.
To be continued.