I never thought this could actually happen. Especially not to me.
"Zell, you porno freak! Why are you reading those magazines again?" Selphie asked.
"What is the point of this, honestly? You're dating Irvine. MAKE HIM THE PUSSY WHIPPED ONE! Come on, I only want to be pussy-whipped by someone I'm dating." Zell replied.
"Oh, yeah, like that'll ever happen. You have WAY too many homosexual tendencies for that." Rinoa said.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" Zell shouted.
"Come on.Squall and Irvine told us how you tried to steal the peanut butter in the cafeteria to make Angelo lick it off of your testicles.HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES!" Rinoa replied.
"Come on! I was drunk and high! I was bored! I was desperate! I didn't know Angelo was a male dog!" Zell wailed.
"Oh, yeah. You could have just checked it out." Quistis replied.
"What? You're saying to check out a dog's package?"
"It's better than saying what you did, you freak." Selphie said as she took out her CD case.
"Yes.CDs.change subject." Zell thought to himself. "I wonder if they'll play some of their good music."
"Ooh, you just got the latest Ani Difranco? Put it on!" Quistis said.
"What?" Zell thought. "I know I heard that name somewhere.but where?" Instantly, Zell got some thoughts back to talking with his grandfather.
"Now, Zell, you're a MAN today." Zell's grandfather said.
"Damn straight, look at these pubes Seifer sold me for 100 gil." Little Zell replied.
"WHAT? Your mom told me you were a MAN, not some faygit, boy! Only fay- gits'll buy other guy's pubes."
"But.but.I thought that's how you become a MAN.*sniff*" Zell cried.
"No, that's how you become a SISSY. Eh, I'll tell you what I was going to. Listen: Don't let girls pick out music for you. They may lure you in with some good tunes. However, once you're hooked to their music choice, they'll play their.special music."
"Special music? Is that that boy band music I keep hearing them play?" Zell asked.
"No. This music is code-named 'Ani Difranco.' In reality, it is a secret tool that, when a male listens to it and enjoys it, causes them to become a woman. Sorta like Ranma ½, only there's a very rare cure."
"Crud.they're trying to turn me into a woman! I bet they're talking about how they'll change me into a woman right now." Zell thought.
"This music is soooo awesome, huh?" Rinoa asked.
"Hell yeah. I don't think she's ever made a bad album." Quistis replied.
"I would SO switch sides to be with her." Selphie stated.
"Yeah."
"Ah.look at them.hey.this music isn't.too bad.it's actually.tolerable? Crud! Do I.like this." Zell thought. "NOOOOOOO!" he screamed.
"What's wrong? Selphie asked.
"I.I like this too much."Suddenly, Zell's voice rose. "AAAAAGH.my grandfather was right." Instantly, conspicuous bulges rose in Zell's shirt while a conspicuous bulge vanished in his pants.
"What's happening?" Rinoa asked.
"Well, I checked these things out. Apparently, there's some myth going around some places where if a guy likes Ani, he turns into a female. I thought it was just a myth, but Zell here is apparently proving it wrong." Quistis replied.
"*sniff* I don't wanna be a girl.I don't like this.I need some por-por-por- A PINT OF BEN AND JERRY'S.NOOOO!" Zell screamed.
"Zell, you porno freak! Why are you reading those magazines again?" Selphie asked.
"What is the point of this, honestly? You're dating Irvine. MAKE HIM THE PUSSY WHIPPED ONE! Come on, I only want to be pussy-whipped by someone I'm dating." Zell replied.
"Oh, yeah, like that'll ever happen. You have WAY too many homosexual tendencies for that." Rinoa said.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" Zell shouted.
"Come on.Squall and Irvine told us how you tried to steal the peanut butter in the cafeteria to make Angelo lick it off of your testicles.HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES!" Rinoa replied.
"Come on! I was drunk and high! I was bored! I was desperate! I didn't know Angelo was a male dog!" Zell wailed.
"Oh, yeah. You could have just checked it out." Quistis replied.
"What? You're saying to check out a dog's package?"
"It's better than saying what you did, you freak." Selphie said as she took out her CD case.
"Yes.CDs.change subject." Zell thought to himself. "I wonder if they'll play some of their good music."
"Ooh, you just got the latest Ani Difranco? Put it on!" Quistis said.
"What?" Zell thought. "I know I heard that name somewhere.but where?" Instantly, Zell got some thoughts back to talking with his grandfather.
"Now, Zell, you're a MAN today." Zell's grandfather said.
"Damn straight, look at these pubes Seifer sold me for 100 gil." Little Zell replied.
"WHAT? Your mom told me you were a MAN, not some faygit, boy! Only fay- gits'll buy other guy's pubes."
"But.but.I thought that's how you become a MAN.*sniff*" Zell cried.
"No, that's how you become a SISSY. Eh, I'll tell you what I was going to. Listen: Don't let girls pick out music for you. They may lure you in with some good tunes. However, once you're hooked to their music choice, they'll play their.special music."
"Special music? Is that that boy band music I keep hearing them play?" Zell asked.
"No. This music is code-named 'Ani Difranco.' In reality, it is a secret tool that, when a male listens to it and enjoys it, causes them to become a woman. Sorta like Ranma ½, only there's a very rare cure."
"Crud.they're trying to turn me into a woman! I bet they're talking about how they'll change me into a woman right now." Zell thought.
"This music is soooo awesome, huh?" Rinoa asked.
"Hell yeah. I don't think she's ever made a bad album." Quistis replied.
"I would SO switch sides to be with her." Selphie stated.
"Yeah."
"Ah.look at them.hey.this music isn't.too bad.it's actually.tolerable? Crud! Do I.like this." Zell thought. "NOOOOOOO!" he screamed.
"What's wrong? Selphie asked.
"I.I like this too much."Suddenly, Zell's voice rose. "AAAAAGH.my grandfather was right." Instantly, conspicuous bulges rose in Zell's shirt while a conspicuous bulge vanished in his pants.
"What's happening?" Rinoa asked.
"Well, I checked these things out. Apparently, there's some myth going around some places where if a guy likes Ani, he turns into a female. I thought it was just a myth, but Zell here is apparently proving it wrong." Quistis replied.
"*sniff* I don't wanna be a girl.I don't like this.I need some por-por-por- A PINT OF BEN AND JERRY'S.NOOOO!" Zell screamed.