"S-sorry, Professor!"

He awoke in a classroom, covered in goop, facing a trembling

round-faced boy.

"Um -- it's alright, son, no harm done!" he said, kindly, mopping up

the sticky liquid with the edge of his already soiled cloak.

"Are you feeling alright, Professor?" A frizzy haired girl asked.

"I'm fine!" he said, smiling, "Umm, that's enough for today. Class

dismissed!"

As the students left, someone entered.

"You're not going to believe this, Sam! You're a potions master at a

wizard's school -- that guy in the waiting room's a real piece of work!

Welcome to Hogwarts, Professor Snape!"

"Oh Boy!"