Disclaimer: Calls Rumiko Takahashi " Hey you, did you decide to sell Inuyasha yet? What's that? You're never going to sell Inuyasha? But I offered…yeah but…ok, bye…" Click Well, it looks like I don't own Inuyasha yet, I tried. (No, goddamn you I don't own Inuyasha!)

Me: To all who read this, and actually like it, please review my second fanfic, my first sucked and I didn't get many reviews to keep writing it, so I removed it, hope you like this one! Remember, Inuyasha and the others are all human in this story.

Rumiko T: How dare you call me to get me to sell you Inuyasha, I'm rich off of it and you'd think I'd sell it to you!

Me: Well, I did hope…

Rumiko T: I'll kill you! Rampages toward author

Me: Bashes Rumiko in the head with a bottle of sake

Rumiko T: Foams at the mouth unconsciously

Me: Oops, I think I overdid it.. Raises pinky to corner of my mouth Don't worry about her, she'll be fine, I think…Mwahahahahahaha…Gasp, heave, cough Now, please, enjoy the story!

Chapter 1- The Truth and nothing but a Lie

Inuyasha and Miroku decided to go shopping at Hot Topic when Miroku spotted two girls in the store that caught his eye. An idea began to form in Miroku's head as he walked over to Inuyasha.

"Hey Inuyasha, want to make a bet?" Miroku had an evil grin on his face.

" What bet, why would I want to make a bet with you?"

Inuyasha looked over and saw the two girls that Miroku was eating with his eyes.

" You're such a pervert Miroku, I'm not making some damn bet to score you some girl, hot or hideous."

"Aww, is Inuyasha jealous because he's never scored with a girl?"

" Yeah, like you have?" Inuyasha walked around the to the other side of the clothes rack.

"Well, not really…"

" You either have, or you haven't, it's one or the other, take your pick, but I think you can pretty much leave it where it's at."

" Wouldn't you like to though, I mean, check out those hotties!"

" It's not my style, that's been taken, but I'll tell you what, let's play an old game called Truth or Dare, if you chicken out, you have to drop your pants in front of everybody in the store and yell, come and get it ladies!" Inuyasha grinned evilly at Miroku's demise.

" Woah, wait a minute, I'll tell you what, if I do the dare, you have to agree with mine, alright?"

" Fine."

Inuyasha and Miroku shook hands upon the dare.

" What do I have to do then?" Miroku asked nervously.

Inuyasha looked around only to find an old lady looking at some thongs, which gave him the perfect idea.

" Alright, here's what you have to do, see that old lady over there, you have to go over there and ask her if she needs help trying on some thongs."

" What? No way, Inuyasha, no way."

"Well then, I guess you'll have to show the world your boxers, start taking off your pants."

Miroku looked over at the girls who were now purchasing some items and back at Inuyasha.

" Alright, fine, you leave me no choice, but your dare will be cruel, I assure you."

' Yeah, right, how bad does Miroku ever make a dare?' Inuyasha thought.

Inuyasha watched Miroku as he slowly made his way up to the old woman, and proceeded to ask her if she needed help trying on some thongs. Which ended in the old lady chasing Miroku screaming,

" Young man, how dare you say that to an old woman like me! I'll rip your ass so far up, you'll have to shit out of your shoulders!"

The chase continued halfway through the mall until the old woman stretched out her cane, which caught Miroku's belt loop tripping him to the ground. The old lady proceeded with lashing Miroku with her cane. When Miroku returned to Inuyasha, who was laughing hysterically, Inuyasha could barely breathe.

" Alright pervert, let's go." Inuyasha laughed as he and Miroku walked out of the mall.

" Inuyasha, that wasn't funny, I'm going to have a red ass for a month!" Miroku whined.

"Are you kidding me, it was the funniest thing alive, and guess what genius, I've got it on video camera!" Inuyasha rolled on the ground with laughter.

" You're kidding, there's no way…"

" You're right, I don't have it on video camera, but, I would've been rich beyond my wildest dreams if I did though!"

" You're a real comedian, hey, you remember we shook on a dare?"

" Oh, yeah, ok buddy, what's your dare?" Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

" That.." Miroku pointed in the direction of an all-girls apartment.

" Yeah, what about it?"

" If you can live with a girl in one of those apartments for 2 months, you win the dare."

" So?"

" So, it's an all- girls apartment, you either have to be a girl or tell them you're gay."

"Oh, shit, wait, 2 months?"

" At least, if you are going to pay me back for what you just did to me."

" Fine, but I'm not dressing up as a girl."

" Fine, fine. Come on.." Miroku headed back towards the mall.

" Hey! Where are you going?"

Miroku wrapped his arm around Inuyasha, " My friend, if you are going to pull this off need to get you some new clothes, and a whole new set of lingerie.

I'm stopping here to have you guys get a chance to review and tell me what you think, please, don't flame me, it's only my second fanfic.