Cruise of a Life Time
Written by BananasRgood4u
♥ Dedicated to all lovers of Naruto!!! ♥
Summary: Set sail with Naruto, Sakura + Sasuke with the rest of the gang on an awesome cruise to a small tropical island. Where mysteries, fun+ adventures await!
Disclaimer:
T: YOZ!
Naruto: YOZ!
Sasuke: Hn
Sakura: 0.o
T: Since you're so energetic, Sasuke-sama, why don't you do us all a favour and do the disclaimer?!
Sasuke: Hn
T: If you don't do it Ima release my terrible-monkey-eat-Sasuke's-butt-jutsu! RAWR!
Sasuke: -.-'
Sakura: XD
Naruto:D
T: COME ON! FEEL THE FIRE BURNING! –Flexes muscles-
Sakura: -Pokes BananasRgood4u's muscles- It seems like you don't have muscles
T: DAMIT! My secret is revealed! RAWR!
Sakura: -falls down anime style-
Naruto: Sasuke-teme do the disclaimer!!!
Sasuke: BananasRgood4u doesn't own us…
T: YUSH! That Masashi Kimototo or Kitomoto guy does!
Sasuke: -.-'
Sakura: Kishimoto...
Naruto: But she owns the storyline!
T: YEA! NO STEALING! Or I bite all of your arses!
Chapter 1: What's a cruise?
"Oh my god! I can't believe we won!" A pink-haired teenager exclaimed
"Nani nani?!" A blonde haired dobe asked
The emerald-eyed girl held out a letter, "Looky here!"
The energetic blondy grabbed the letter and quickly scanned through it, "I don't get it. What does it say?"
The pink-haired girl fell down anime style.
"Naruto, you're such an idiot." A raven-haired stud grumbled
"Well at least I'm not an insensitive retard!" Naruto argued
The girl punched Naruto with her inhumanly strength and sent him flying into a fence.
"Baka!" The girl with a big forehead shouted
"Sakura-san, what was that for?" Naruto rubbed his chin
"Everything!" Sakura huffed
The three friends continued walking through the village.
"So what's with the letter?" The blondy blurted out
"Well if you learned how to read, you would understand that we won a cruise to a tropical island." Sakura complained
"Wait, first of all… It's not my fault that I do-"
"Whatever dobe." The hotty known as Sasuke interrupted
Naruto glared at him.
'Now that I think of it, Sasuke looks like a cockatoo…' Naruto grumbled to himself
The blondy devilishly grinned.
"What's so funny?" The cockatoo glared at the spiky haired blondy
"Nothing… It's just… What's a cruise?" Naruto dumbly asked
Sakura fell down anime style once again.
'Gosh! Naruto is such an idiot!' Sakura thought
'DUH! You're talking about the one and only dobe!' Inner Sakura flexed her muscles
'At least Sasuke isn't like Naruto' Sakura inwardly sighed
Sasuke shook his head in disdain.
Naruto glared, "If you're so smart, why don't you explain it to me?"
"Why must I waste my breath for a dobe?" Sasuke smugly questioned
Naruto stopped and pointed at the raven-haired boy, "YOU! You're a 9#)38!$)24) with 5$!7 and )23#(&57!"
Sakura cut in before Naruto could shout out another string of curse words, "A cruise is a trip where you go on a boat and travel on water to relax."
"Oh okay! Like when you go sailing?!" The blue-eyed blondy exclaimed
The pink-haired ninja fell down anime style for the third time that day while the raven-haired ninja ran a hand through his hair in irritation.
'DAM IT! I'm gonna have lots of bruises after today!' Sakura inwardly exclaimed
'CHAA! You should call Naruto, Narutard! Cause he's such a retard and his name is Naruto!' Inner Sakura shouted
'It's kind of obvious that his name is Naruto...' Sakura told her inner self
"You shouldn't waste your breath on the dobe." Sasuke stated
"Sasuke-teme! You're so mean!" Naruto pounced on Sasuke, but the raven-hair ninja swiftly moved to the side and let Naruto fall on his face.
"Naruto… You're such a Narutard…" The pink-haired ninja said aloud
"A what?!" The blonde jumped up in confusion
"You're a retard." Sakura looked at Naruto with an annoyed expression
"No. What did you say before?" The vigorous ninja enthusiastically asked
"Narutard?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow
"Yeah that word!" Naruto exclaimed, "DATTEBAYO!"
Sakura scratched her head in confusion, "What about it?"
"Why'd you call me that?" The blondy tilted his head
"Because you're a retard." Sasuke answered for Sakura
"Am not!" Naruto argued
It actually seemed like Naruto was yelling at himself, because Sakura and Sasuke were a few feet ahead of Naruto. They were headed to the training grounds where they were suppose to meet Kakashi-sensei.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Naruto hollered as he realized that his two team mates were further ahead
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It had been about an hour since the three genins were waiting for there lazy excuse of a teacher to show up. Then suddenly, there sensei finally decided to show up with a poof of smoke. In his hands was his most prized book, 'Icha Icha Paradise'
"Sorry guys, I was stuck in traffic." The silver-haired jenin smiled
"Stop lying!" Naruto and Sakura exclaimed at the same thing
"And there is no such thing as traffic!" Sakura exclaimed
"Sure there is. In the city there is." Their sensei grinned under his ninja mask
"What's a city?" Narutard scratched his head
"Never mind that… Let's get to the good news." Kakashi-sensei cheerfully announced
Sasuke just stood there annoyed as Sakura tried to explain what a city was to Naruto. The jenin coughed to get everyone's attention.
"I don't get it! And what's a cruise?!" Naruto practically yelled everything in Sakura's ear
"For the millionth time! I told you it's a-"
"Naruto, let's just say it's a fun trip where you get to fool around." Kakashi-sensei said
"REALLY?!" Naruto beamed, "I wanna go on a cruise! DATTEBAYO! It will be my goal!"
Sakura hit her head in frustration, "I can't believe I have to bring that bozo to the cruise..."
A/N:
Me: Okay! So I hope you likey!!!
Naruto: I'm sure they liked it! DATTEBAYO!
Sakura: Who's they? -eye twitches-
Sasuke: The readers…
Sakura: AH! Don't look at me!!! –covers her forehead-
Sasuke: 0.o
Me: Sasuke-kun! I know you like Sakura, but you have to give her her privacy!!!
Sasuke: -.-'
Me: And don't stare!
Naruto: Yeah Sasuke-teme!
Sasuke: Shut up, Narutard!
Naruto: What did you just call me?!!
Sasuke: Narutard…
Naruto: You wanna tell that to my face!
Sasuke: Narutard.
Naruto: Say it again homeslice!
Sasuke: Narutard. -.-
Naruto: WHAT?!
Sasuke: Narutard
Naruto: YEAH! OKAY!
Sakura: Don't look at me!!!
Me: -pats Sakura's back- Don't worry no one wants to look at you, because of your rather large forehead
Sakura: Really?!
Me: Swure
Naruto: Isn't that a bad thing?
Me: SHADDUP!
Sasuke: Please be patient for BananasRgood4u's next chapter (The only normal one here… Or so it seems…)
Me: -sees Sasuke slitting his wrists-