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Me: Hey guys guess which two of my Musi wanted a slash story of them
Punk and Kane musi: Us thats right
Me: And I'm going to give it to you two
Cena Muse: Good Job you two
Batista Muse: Ewww Kane and Punk *Sick thoughts*
Me: Its not going to be Rated m ok
Cena Muse: Ok good
Batista Muse: But still Eww
Me: Dave one more time I'm going to put you in a side paring with John
Cena Muse: Coolchic punish him not me
Batista Muse: Coolchic you can't do this to me I just got back and that is cruel
Me: Ok your in the side paring with John
Batista and Cena Musi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Me: Ok this is my first attempt at a full slash story even though its a one shot tell me what you think
Punk was looking for Kane ever since he won the money in the bank match for the second time Kane would not even go by him let alone stay in the same room as him they were going out last year when Kane won the ECW title and they were happy ever since but at Wrestlemania he took the Money in the Bank again and he had to beat his boyfriend of one year to get it worse he had to face him in a match again tonight which he won and Kane will not talk to him.
"Hey Phil whats wrong?" Batista asked as Punk walked over to him and his boyfriend John Cena
"Dave I got a question what would you do if you had to beat John to win a match like money in the bank?" Punk asked
"Well if I won I would tell John that I'm sorry but Glen is different." Said Batista
"He won't even stay in the same hotel room with me." Said Punk
"Ok I would never do that to Dave even though he pisses me off sometimes." Said John
"You do the same but at the end of the day you love me right?" Batista asked
"Yea I do." Said John
"I'm going to look for Glen." Said Punk sadly
"No need to." Said Kane walking up to them "Phil can I talk to you alone with out these PERVERTS?"
"Sure." Said Punk confused and John and Batista followed
"I said with out you two." Growled Kane
"Fine we'll stay we'll stay." Said John as Punk and Kane walked off "Well this stinks."
"Want to go spy on them?" Batista asked
"Sure baby." Said John and they followed Kane and Punk
"Ok so why are you avoiding me?" Punk asked
"I'm sorry for avoiding you Phil its just that I was... I was"
"Glen tell me." Punk begged
"I was jealous ok." Said Kane
"Love why were jealous of me?" Punk asked
"Because you did so much more than me last year and this year I only won the ECW title you deserve someone better than me." Said Kane Sadly
"Glen I love you I chose you over everyone else I mean sure Miz and Morrison tried to ask me out but I said No because I love you more than anyone in the locker room ok." Said Punk
"So you don't care that I'm a failure?" Kane asked then Punk put his hand on Kane's shoulder
"Glen look at me your not a failure there is one thing that you will never fail at." Said Punk
"Whats that?" Kane asked
"Being the best boyfriend ever." Said Punk and he hugged Kane
"Kiss to seal the deal!" Yelled John
"Dammit John you weren't supposed to give us away." Said Batista
"You two are asses." Said Kane and he kissed Punk and Punk returned the kiss
"Woooooooooooooo" Said John and Batista at the same time
"Cena you better hope that you get drafted and Batista your going to regret coming back." Growled Kane
"Oh the draft what if you and I get separated?" Punk asked
"Then I'll demand that I get put on the same show as you." Said Kane
"Oh baby I love you." Said Punk
"I love you too Phil." Said Kane
"Hey what would you do if I get drafted baby?" John asked
"Nothing." Said Batista
"Dave how could you do this to me I wish you were more like Phil or Glen." Cried John and Batista hugged him
"I'm just kidding do the same Glen would do." Said Batista
"Don't scare me like that again Dave." Said John
"Maybe I will maybe I won't." Said Batista
Me: Ok I tried my best in this slash
Cena Muse: Coolchic why did Dave wear the pants in that relationship
Batista Muse: Because my nickname is the Animal
Me: Dave do you want me to put you in a room with Ziggler
Batista Muse: I'll be quiet
Kane Muse: That was great
Punk Muse: I agree
Me: Thank you guys and Read and Review Everyone and NO FLAMES Please.