Title: On the DC Over-nighter.
Author : Jen the Genie
Catgory: Poetry/Humour
Spoilers : Nah ! just get in there and read it.
Rating : PG13 - just to be on the safe side
Disclaim: Of course they don't belong to me - I wish. They belong to CC
and 1013 prod I just mess with their heads *g*. The premise for this
belongs to Billy Connolly, and although I apologise for the corruption
of his work I like to think he'd find it amusing.
Notes: After the totally overwhelming response I got back for 'Jump to the left'
I thought I'd inflict more of my humour - hope it makes you smile.
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On the DC Over-nighter, sat a red-head young and fair.
When a guy sat down beside her and began to stroke her hair.
Her blue eyes filled with panic as she turned her pretty head.
He kissed her on her Ruby lips and ths is what he said.
"No need to panic. No need to cry.
My name is agent Mulder, I work for the FBI."
The maiden weakened visibly as too him she did say,
"Well if you're with the FBI, then I guess that it's okay."
He threw his trousers too the floor, a grin upon his face.
"Oh Lord!" she cried "However can I live with this disgrace?"
"Hush your pretty mouth my dear, and I will show you how.
I've been doin' this to the bureau for years and your turn's coming now!"
He threw her down upon the seat and loosened off her belt.
Words could not describe the fear and loathing that she felt.
But poor Mulder nearly fainted as she turned to him to say,
"Hey, my name is Fritz! These 'aint real tits! I'm with the CIA!"
No need to panic. No need to cry.
His name is Agent Mulder, he works for the FBI.
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Right! If any one wants me, I'll be back in my bottle.
Author : Jen the Genie
Catgory: Poetry/Humour
Spoilers : Nah ! just get in there and read it.
Rating : PG13 - just to be on the safe side
Disclaim: Of course they don't belong to me - I wish. They belong to CC
and 1013 prod I just mess with their heads *g*. The premise for this
belongs to Billy Connolly, and although I apologise for the corruption
of his work I like to think he'd find it amusing.
Notes: After the totally overwhelming response I got back for 'Jump to the left'
I thought I'd inflict more of my humour - hope it makes you smile.
**************************************************************
On the DC Over-nighter, sat a red-head young and fair.
When a guy sat down beside her and began to stroke her hair.
Her blue eyes filled with panic as she turned her pretty head.
He kissed her on her Ruby lips and ths is what he said.
"No need to panic. No need to cry.
My name is agent Mulder, I work for the FBI."
The maiden weakened visibly as too him she did say,
"Well if you're with the FBI, then I guess that it's okay."
He threw his trousers too the floor, a grin upon his face.
"Oh Lord!" she cried "However can I live with this disgrace?"
"Hush your pretty mouth my dear, and I will show you how.
I've been doin' this to the bureau for years and your turn's coming now!"
He threw her down upon the seat and loosened off her belt.
Words could not describe the fear and loathing that she felt.
But poor Mulder nearly fainted as she turned to him to say,
"Hey, my name is Fritz! These 'aint real tits! I'm with the CIA!"
No need to panic. No need to cry.
His name is Agent Mulder, he works for the FBI.
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Right! If any one wants me, I'll be back in my bottle.