This fanfiction is a test I'm doing, where you ask the MLP characters from my fanfitions, questions, they can be silly or serious, all questions here are provided by tyrantOfFathens
I'll be writing this a bit different than I normally do.
The fireplace is roaring
The lights are dimmed
The camera pans to Robert dressed in a robe, sitting in a Fancy chair by the fireplace
Robert sets a book he was reading on his lap
He looked towards the camera
Robert: "Oh, I didn't see you there."
Robert: "My name is Robert, and today I will be-"
The lights come back on
Discord: "Robert? What are you doing?"
Robert: "Daddy! You ruined the moment!"
Discord: "The...Moment?"
Robert: "Yeah! There are people at home watching!"
Discord gives Robert a confused look
Robert points at the camera
Discord noticed the camera in their living room
Discord: "What is going on here?"
Robert: "I'm reading questions that I've been asked!"
Discord: "Ooooookaaaay... Dinner's in 15 minutes..."
Discord left the room
Robert clears his throat
Robert: "Sorry for the interruption, I will be reading the questions you have asked me."
Robert takes out a piece of paper and reads it
Does Robert ever call Fluttershy "mom", and if so, what was her immediate reaction?
"I started calling her Mommy when she and Daddy got married, She didn't have much of a reaction though. She smiled and kissed my forehead."
What were the rest of the main six's reactions to Fluttershy and Discord dating? Their wedding?
Robert: "This was their reaction."
Pinkie Pie: "YOU TWO ARE GETTING MARRIED!?"
Rainbow Dash: "WHAT!?"
Rarity: *Faints*
Applejack: "That's certainly some news..."
Twilight: "Wow..."
Robert: "Their reactions were essentially the same when Mommy and Daddy said they were dating."
Robert: "Next Question!"
Do Cadence and Shining Armor feel left out for not being invited to join the prank war?
Robert: "Ugh...The Prank War... I was scrapping dry pie out of my fur and mane for a week... But Cadence and Shining were at the Crystal Empire, Y'know Royal Duties, they don't even know about The Prank War, I plan to keep it that way..."
Robert: "Next Question!"
Does Robert ever feel the effects of his younger self while at home on earth, or just when he is over on equestria?
"Sometimes... It can be a pain cause my younger side would force me to do something I never want to do... Like calling my earth father "Daddy", Yeaaaahhh not a moment I'm proud of..."
Robert: "Last Question for today!"
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Robert: "...I don't understand..."
Robert "Hey daddy?"
Discord pops in
Discord: "What is it?"
Robert: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Discord: "...What?"
Robert: "It's a question that someone asked."
Discord: "... I'm gonna go now..."
Discord left
Robert: "I guess we'll never know!"
Robert: "And that's it for this askfic! If you have any questions, feel free to PM me, Or say it in a review! Remember to be specific on who you're asking, You can ask questions to me, or Mommy and Daddy, Or my friends!"
Robert: "Anyways, See you next time!"
Hope you enjoyed this first chapter, Remember, if you have any questions say them in a PM or review!
Anyways, Be sure to favorite and review!
I'll see ya next time!
This is Robert. Signing Off!~
