Hi peoples!! I can't believe so many people actually read my other story!! Well I thank all of you read my other one! This Story is gonna be much longer, have more randomness and…there is gonna be a mystery!! Oooooooooo! Well…I hope you guys enjoy!

Disclaimer: Me no own…but me wish…boo…

Know your stars!

Annocertress: HELLO EVERYONE! This is gonna be one of the best know your stars ever! Now, before I bring in the first victim, I will like to present my new, permanent, co-host. Mr. Ansem the Wise!

Ansem the Wise walks through the portal.

Ansem the Wise: Hello. I am very happy to be here!

Annocertress: Hey…Mr. Ansem the Wise?

Ansem the Wise: Yes?

Annocertress: Can I call you ATW because your name is a real mouth-full.

Ansem the Wise: Sure. I don't mind.

Annocertress: Great! Now, let us bring in our victim!

Fuu comes through the portal.

Fuu: Stupid moogles… (Cracks her knuckles)

Annocertress: Where moogles…?

Fuu: Gone…

Annocertress: Evil…

Fuu: Thank-you…

ATW: (Whispers) Why are you talking like that?

Annocertress: (Whispers) Because she's one of those short talkers and I want to see if I can talk like that too.

ATW: (Whispers) Oh…

Annocertress: Fuu…raped Seifer…

Fuu: I didn't…

Annocertress: You did…

Fuu: I didn't…!

Annocertress: Fuu…rapist…

Fuu: Am not…

Annocertress: Are too…

Fuu: Liar…

Annocertress: Am not…You are…

Fuu: Lying liar…

Annocertress: … Moogles, Seifer…

Then Seifer comes in…very mad.

Seifer: Man those things are so annoying!!

Annocertress: Where moogles…

Seifer: Oh, I don't think we'll be seeing them for some time. Heh-heh!

Somewhere is the World That Never Was…

Marluxia: Awww!! Someone sent us a kawaii moogle!! (squeezes the moogle)

Axel: What kind of whacko sends a moogle in a box?

Marluxia: Who cares! Look how cute it is!!

Demyx: If I were you I'd send it right back!

Marluxia: Why?

Demyx: Moogles are EVIL…

Axel: He has a point there.

Marluxia: Whatever. We're gonna go play now! (Takes the moogle somewhere)

Axel: …Bet you 1,000 munny Marluxia gets shot.

Demyx: You're on!

Marluxia: Come on moogle! Let's go play with my pink rose petals!

Moogle: Kupo! (The moogle happily brings out a 3-57)

Marluxia: Oooooooooo…You even come with your own gun!

Moogle: Kupo!!!!!(Starts shooting Marluxia)

Marluxia: Oh my dear Lord God!

Larxene sees Marluxia getting shot.

Larxene: Umm…

Axel: Marluxia getting shot by a moogle?

Larxene: Yea…

Axel: Demyx.

Demyx: Yo. (Gives him 1,000 munny)

No back to the show!

Annocertress: Evil…

Seifer: Thanks!

Annocertress: Fuu…raped Seifer…

Seifer: No she didn't! We did it on our own free will! Right Fuu?

Fuu: Yes…

Annocertress: Eww…

ATW: I agree with the Annocertress, you two are way too young!

Seifer: Who cares!

ATW: Well I never-

Rai come in through the portal.

Rai: Seifer, Fuu, you guys in here, y'know?

Fuu: (Whispers to herself) oh no!

Rai: There you are! Oh,Fuu, did you tell Seifer, y'know?

Seifer: Tell me what!?

Rai: That me and Fuu are dating, y'know!

Seifer: …WTF!?!?

Annocertress: …Salted…

ATW: Oh my.

Seifer: Fuu!?

Fuu: …Silence…

Rai: Whoa Seifer, I knew it would come as a shock but I didn't know you would get this mad, y'know.

Seifer: Mad? MAD? I'm more than mad! I'm friggin' angry!!

Annocertress: (Whispers to ATW) Same thing.

ATW: (Whispers) Well, angry is a bit harsher.

Annocertress: (Whispers) True-dat…

Seifer: You wanna know why I'm angry!?

Annocertress and ATW: No.

Seifer: I wasn't talking to you!! Anyway, I'm angry because this guy (points to Rai) is dating my girl!

Rai: Whoa Seifer, I'm only dating Fuu, y'know.

Seifer: Exactly!

Rai: Exactly what, y'know?

Annocertress: …Stupid…

ATW: Yes…very.

Seifer: Fuu is my girl!

Rai: That's silly, y'know. How can Fuu be dating both of us?

Fuu: I'm not.

Seifer: Ha! See Rai, Fuu is mine!

Fuu: No…

Rai: Then she's mine, y'know!

Fuu: No…dumbass.

ATW: Then why were you dating either of them?

Fuu: …Their munny.

With that, Fuu then left thru the portal.

Annocertress: Sad…so very sad.

ATW: Yes. I feel quite sad for those boys.

Annocertress: …Forget this. Wise Ansem, wanna go for pizza?

ATW: Sure.

Then me and Ansem the Wise left thru the portal. It then disappeared. A smoking red portal then appeared.

Seifer: …W-we, we got severed.

Rai: But we're not food, y'know.

Seifer: Idiot.

Would you boys need any help?

A little fairy was flying just above their heads.

Seifer: And who would you be?

The Red Fairy: Oh me! My name's The Red Fairy.

Rai: Your names a sentence, y'know?

The Red Fairy: Yes!

Rai and Seifer: …

The Red Fairy: Well, I hear you two are having some relationship problems.

Seifer: Yea…our girlfriend played us for our munny.

The Red Fairy: Well, if you follow me, I can probably help you out.

Seifer: Why should trust you?

Rai: Yea, y'know!

The Red Fairy: The first one through that portal gets 5,000 munny and a cookie.

Seifer: Get out of my way stupid! (Pushes Rai out of the way and runs thru the smoking portal)

Rai: Hey!That's my cookie, y'know. (Follows Seifer in suit)

The Red Fairy: …Idiots. (Then she flies into the red portal as well. It then disappears.)

(A/N) Oooooooooo…Where did they go? Well I would like to thank Hanakitsunechan7 for the smoking portal idea. Thank you! I want at least 2 reviews before I put chapter 2 up…so please R/R!