Song fic CanXRus Human names used, except for Seychelles dunno her human name. Song used Baby it`s cold outside, this song does not belong to me I all so do not own Axis Powers Hetalia or Jingle Bells.
Ivan I really can't stay - Matvey it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Matvey it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
Arthur will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
Francis will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour
The neighbors might think - Matvey, it's bad out there
Say Ivan, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like the Northern Lights
To break the spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
Ivan I really can't stay - Matvey don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
C'mon Matvey
I simply must go - Matvey, it's cold outside
Ivan, The answer is no - Da darling, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm - Look out the window at that storm
Seychelles will be suspicious - Da, your lips look delicious
Alfred will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
Alfred's mind really is vicious - Da your lips are delicious
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before
I've got to go home - Da, Matvey, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - I thrill when you touch my hand
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Matvey it's cold outside - Ivan it's cold outside
Jingle bells Ludwig smells Gilbert laved an egg
Eyebrow beam blew a seam and
Russia's in Ballet HEY!
Crashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go crashing into trees
Snow is turning red I think I'm all most dead
I'll be spending Christmas Eve in a Hospital bed
Jingle bells Ludwig smells Gilbert laved an egg
Eyebrow beam blew a seam and
Russia's in Ballet HEY!
*EVERY BODY*
Jingle bells Ludwig smells Gilbert laved an egg
Eyebrow beam blew a seam and
Russia's in Ballet HEY!
Baby it`s cold outside - I work at Zellers and since it`s Merry old Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate or capitalist pig makes a profit day as my boyfriend lovingly calls it, they are playing holiday music boy oh boy. And I herd that song and I thought hey isn`t this perfect for Mattie and Ivan so here ya all go.
Hetalia Jingle Bells - I got bored and thought that up. Then I was posting Baby it`s cold and thought hey why not spread the pure awesome that is Hetalia through a twisted version of Jingle Bells and add that. The end
R&R nicely it`s the Holidays after all, even tho you shouldn`t need an excuse to be nice.