I have NO IDEA where this came from. Actually, I do. I once read a fan fic where the event described happened and personally, the concept weirds me out. Any way, have fun.
By the way, don't own the boys. Wish I did but I don't.
BABIES
Riku stared at the screen, his face twisted up in an expression Sora couldn't properly identify. Part disbelief, part disgust, part confusion. Sora still hadn't quite gotten the hang of computers but Riku had taken to them immediately. The laptop as Riku called it had come from some world he'd been to while avoiding Sora.
In that world, Sora, Riku and all their friends had been well known thanks to a video game series. They had a huge fan base and Sora found it a little disturbing that there were people out there who a: knew more about him than he did and b: twisted his life into whatever they wanted.
Riku had told him about fanfic and art. He seemed quite amused by the whole thing, spending a lot of time reading stories and searching pictures. Sora stayed as far away from it as he could which wasn't too difficult. While Riku had laughed saying Sora didn't know what he was missing he respected Sora's decision and never tried to make him view any of it.
Sora assumed Riku was engrossed in one of these tales. Despite his inner voice telling him he really didn't want to know the look on Riku's face made him ask. "Riku?"
There was no answer as Riku's face twisted further.
What was he looking at? "Riku?"
"This is just, wrong." Riku muttered. Sora was rather certain his best friend wasn't talking to him. "It's not even remotely possible."
Sora stepped closer, a frown marring his usually cheerful face. "What are you talking about?"
The silver haired teen finally glanced up. "You do not want to know."
This just made Sora more determined to find out. He bounded over to Riku and stared over his shoulder. "Come on. What is it?"
He began reading the screen and it didn't take long for his expression to match Riku's. What was wrong with these people?
"Hey, guys. What's…" Kairi slowed to a halt. "up?"
The two didn't reply. Sora suddenly cringed and leaned in closer. His head was now right beside Riku's. "He can't do that!"
"How do you know?" Riku counted calmly despite the unnerved expression he wore. "Have you ever asked him?"
"No, why would I?"
"So there's nothing to say it isn't possible."
"But it's just so wrong." Sora whined.
"No argument there. Something's are not meant to be."
Kairi folded her arms in frustration. "What are you two going on about?"
"I can't even see Cloud and Leon wanting a baby." Sora continued, oblivious to Kairi's question. "Let alone one of them actually having it."
"What?" Kairi's jaw dropped. She didn't really hear Sora say what he just said, did she?
"This story." Sora waved a hand absently. "It's totally messed up. Cloud and Leon are having Merlin help them have a baby. How wrong is that?"
"Which one's getting knocked up?" Kairi giggled.
"Kairi!" Sora looked at her stunned.
"Oh come on Sora." She came over and leaned over the screen trying to read it upside down. "What's so wrong about two guys wanting a child together?"
Sora opened his mouth but nothing came out. Instead, a thoughtful look came over him. After a few moments, he tilted his head. "I guess there isn't but…"
"It's the idea of male pregnancy that's so out of place." Riku finished for him. "It's not anatomically possible."
It really creeped Kairi out how often the two boys finished each others thoughts and seemed to always know what the other was about to do. They really did seem to be two half's of a whole. She shook her head. She'd been reading too much of Riku's fanfic.
Speaking of which. "So which one's having the baby?"
"Cloud." Riku smirked. "I guess that makes sense. I really can't see Leon 'with child'."
Sora turned to him incredulously. "What?!"
Kairi tucked some hair behind her ear. "Me neither. Cloud's much more girlish."
"I can't believe you two are really discussing this." Sora straightened. "Two guys can't have a baby."
Kairi laughed. The was a discerning maniacal tone to it. "I think it's sweet."
Riku raised an eye while Sora became dumbfounded. She only clasped her hands behind her back. "Why shouldn't two people who love each other be able to have a baby? Besides, I think Cloud and Leon would have a beautiful child."
"Yeah they would." Riku could barely be heard but Kairi caught it.
She grinned softly. She couldn't resist her next comment. "You and Sora would make pretty children, too."
"Whah?" Sora sputtered. It only would have been funnier if he'd been drinking something.
"I could see the two of you with a little girl." Kairi continued thoughtfully. "With Riku's silver hair and Sora's bright blue eyes. She'd be adorable."
Sora was almost choking. "You, you really think-"
"Riku doesn't seem to have any problem with the idea." Kairi gave the smaller boy a pointed look.
Indeed, the oldest of the three was currently wearing a distant look. She knew he had heard her. The two boys had a rather unusual relationship, one that to her at least toed the fine line between friends and something else. She doubted it would really take much to push them over that line.
"I'm not gonna have a baby with Riku!"
This snapped Riku out of his whatever he'd been in. With expressionless face, he calmly asked. "Why?"
Sora was taken aback. "What do you mean why?"
"You wouldn't want a child with me? I think I'd make some pretty damn nice looking kids."
A blush was forming on Sora's cheeks. "I, I didn't say I wouldn't. I just meant-"
"So you would have a baby with Riku if you could." Kairi interrupted.
"Yeah, I mean," Sora fumbled with his words. "Maybe if it were possible and I really wanted one and there wasn't someone else."
Riku's expression was unreadable. Kairi however wasn't going to stop here. "You know with modern science, the two of you could have a baby made. Just splice your genes together and there you go."
"I'd rather use magic than go that route. I've seen what happens when scientists try making people." Sora was suddenly very coherent.
"Yeah you get Sephiroth." Riku agreed.
"Actually I was thinking of you for some reason." Sora looked confused. "I suddenly had this idea pop in my head that you and Sephiroth were related somehow. Weird, huh?"
"Yeah." Riku said in an odd tone.
"Well, either way," Kairi interrupted. "I think you two would be great parents."
She stepped away back toward the door. "Of course that leaves the question of which one of you would be Mommy."
"Sora has better hips."
"Riku's taller so there's more room."
"Yeah but you already have a pudgy stomach."
"I do not!"
Kairi laughed out loud as she left the two to their argument. It was amazing the things a simple fanfic could start.