How the word porn was invented
Juliet was sitting by the window sill thinking of her lover Romeo or as people called him lord of the dumb dumb's. Romeo wasn't a very bright king or smart he was known to be very stupid and Juliet the one constantly saving his ass. They have a weird relationship Romeo wants to have sex with Juliet but she wants to wait till shes married.)(After Romeo and Juliet faked their deaths their parents realized that they could accept their childrens choice than thats when Romeo & Juliet told their parents about the truth. They were soon to be wed and Romeo has been getting constant boners just from thinking of taking away Juliets virginity.
"Juliet dear what are you doing by the window?" said Lady Capulet
"Huh! Oh nothing just gazing at the stars." said Juliet almost dazed
"What stars? Its the afternoon." Said Lady Capulet confused
"I knew that I was just testing you to see if you were paying attention." Juliet said
"Sure you were dear but hurry up Sir Romeo is on his way......I just hope lancealot is driving the carriage and not Romeo." worried Lady Capulet
"Why do you say that mother?" Juliet said curiously
"Well lets just say Romeo is attracted to accidents or accidents are attracted to him doesnt matter he crashed into a parked carriage....it wasnt even moving like seriously that boy needs to pay attention." Lady Capulet said reminding her daughter
"Well hes learning slowly like a little puppy.......a stinking cute puppy like i just get lost in his eyes." Juliet said cutely
Juliet leans farther over the railing
"If you lean any farther my dear there wont be a lost puppy for you to get lost into." Lady Capulet warned
"Huh?" she said confused
Romeo Enters the room
"The handsome devil is hear, Worship my beauty." Claimed Romeo
"ROMEO your here"shrieked Juliet
"Am I here or am I a figure of your imagination" Romeo said trying to sound smart
"Oh! Knock it off princess." Juliet said annoyed
"I'll say no more after this......ok after this......after this...." Romeo said being funny
"Shut the fuck up princess" Juliet said interupting Romeo
"JULIET!!!!!!" Lady capulet said with shock
"What?" Juliet said innocently
"He's not a princess more of a dramatic drag queen." Lady Capulet said proud of herself
Juliet burst out laughing tears forming in her eyes, and Romeo with a blank look on his face
".........I don't get it." Romeo said very confused
"Good." Lady Capulet said laughing
Romeo and Juliet go outside and head towards what is known as the enchanted forest where magical things happen
"Oh! Romeo im so scared." Juliet said holding on to Romeo's arm
"Don't worry Juliet ive got yo-" Romeo says just as he falls into a pond swaying his arms up in the air struggling for air
"Juliet save me........Save me........Juliet saaaaave meeee" Romeo said sounding scared and out of breath
Romeo starts to cry, Juliet staring at him like he's an idiot
"Just stand up you moron." said Juliet
Romeo stands up and wipes his hands on his pants and shirt
"Oh well......lets go than before anyone notices." Romeo Said calmly
"Its ok the whole town knows your an idiot anyway they wouldnt be surprised." Juliet said mockingly
"Oh really." romeo says sounding a bit sly
Romeo jumps out of the water and chases Juliet and tackles her to the ground and flips her on her back and kisses her lips softly
"Take me now." Juliet says trying to catch her breath
"With pleasure." Romeo says with a big smile
"how did i end up with a guy like this im fucking retarded oh well i love him and i herd he's good at sex." juliet though
Romeo kisses her neck and her collarbone he starts to undo their clothes, they are fully naked and Romeo cant take his eyes off Juliet's breasts
"You want to lick them" said Juliet
"Hell yes!!!!" Romeo said happily
Romeo grabs one of her boobs and puts it in his mouth and sucks on it tenderly than sucks harder he moves his fingers to her pussy and slides two fingers in Juliet moans softly Romeo moving his fingers slowly in and out over and over making Juliet wet Juliet slowly becomes impatient
"JUST FUCK ME ALREADY." said Juliet very impatient
"ok" Romeo said staring into juliets eyes
Romeo takes his dick in his hand and rams it into Juliets tight pussy he fucks her slowly Juliet moaning into his ear Romeo shivers to the feel of her breath against his ear and neck he starts to fuck harder and harder Juliet's moans get louder and louder almost making her scream Romeo gets more excited and fucks her so fucking hard Juliet feels like shes going to rip into two, Romeo & Juliet both cum at the same time both in pure ecstacy Romeo lays down beside her out of breath and kisses her arm
"I Love You Juliet" Romeo said in a very romantic way
"As I you my dear" Juliet said with a grin
they both sit there smilling at eachother
"Where did you learn to do that" Juliet said curiously
"Well you were my first time but i use to go to the Whorehouse with my dad alot and watch how the men would fuck the whores." Romeo said calmly
"Oh!" Juliet said felling a bit upset
"Yeah its ok but I love sex better than watching it....now what im going to call it porn." Romeo said proud of himself
"Porn?" Juliet said now for once being the confused one
"Yeah watching someone masterbate or someone having sex with another person im gonna call it porn." Romeo said explaining it to juliet
"Ok." Juliet said no longer confused