The scarlet letter hoedown
by: deadoutkast457
hoedown music from "who's line is it anyway?" starts playing
I'd like to tell you all a story
about a book i've read
i has no plot
and makes you wish you're dead
its called "the scarlet letter"
And i hate it with all my heart
so if you ever come upon it
it smells like a rottenradio edit
It's about Hester Prynne
Some slut from Massechussetts
She banged Aurthor Dimmsdale
and really really blew it
Now she's pregnant with satan's spawn
But no one really cares
cause she lives by self
and has split ends in her hair hey, it ryhmes
ANd she has a daughter
who goes by the name of pearl
I think she's a demon
From what they did reveal
For some reason
she talks like everone else
Even though she like... seven
but i think she's from hell
Well in the end they all die
and that's the only good part
cause they talked like ren-faire rejects
And act like friggin tarts
I really hate this book!
It goes on for years and years
and after two-hundred pages
for some reason i got swimmer's ear.
by: deadoutkast457
hoedown music from "who's line is it anyway?" starts playing
I'd like to tell you all a story
about a book i've read
i has no plot
and makes you wish you're dead
its called "the scarlet letter"
And i hate it with all my heart
so if you ever come upon it
it smells like a rottenradio edit
It's about Hester Prynne
Some slut from Massechussetts
She banged Aurthor Dimmsdale
and really really blew it
Now she's pregnant with satan's spawn
But no one really cares
cause she lives by self
and has split ends in her hair hey, it ryhmes
ANd she has a daughter
who goes by the name of pearl
I think she's a demon
From what they did reveal
For some reason
she talks like everone else
Even though she like... seven
but i think she's from hell
Well in the end they all die
and that's the only good part
cause they talked like ren-faire rejects
And act like friggin tarts
I really hate this book!
It goes on for years and years
and after two-hundred pages
for some reason i got swimmer's ear.