The Worst Fanfiction Ever

(Note: I am not responsible for any brain damage that may have occurred from reading this fanfiction. This is a parody of poor fanfiction. If you write fanfiction like this, then OUCH. Anyway, I don't even know anything about Black Eyed Peas, that was just random.)

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or any characters, locations, or poor latin related to him. They belong to Jo and Warner Brothers.

Rose Sapphire was the most popular girl in Beauxbautons (OMG SP?11/1!) but then she heard there were real hot guys at Hogwarts so she decided to go there! So she like goes on the train (I don't think you care about her signing up or walking on or anything that stuff is boring NEWAY BACK TO THE STORY!101) and she sees this really hot boy with a real cute arse! So she casts a prettyiness charm on herself by screaming "TomusFeltonus" and she goes up to hit on the boy and he turns around! And OMG she liked this side of him even better because sure he had a good butt but his eyes look great and he has great silver hair so I say 'hey Im' rose Sapphire and you are the cutest boy I have ever seen"

Yeah that what every girl says" said the hot guy so I say what your name and he says "they call me draco malfoy but you can call me his royal hotness" "lol! But her royal hotness is my name!" "Haha omg you got aim" asked the hot guy "Yeah I said "It's PrettyPrincessGirlPinkSparkleGlitterGirl9u7098809!

"Neat Im TomFeltonIsTheHottestGuyEver" "He canna be hotter then you lol" I said flirtifully "lol" he said "well I gotta go now he said "I love you" I said and I grabbed him and kissed him and it was good he was a good kisser he did French well

So then Im walking around without the hot guy and I see another hot guy! So I figure the more the bedr so I say hey man I'm the girl of your dreams, and let's prolong ur waking up!1'1

"LOL!" he says and he grabs me and we kisses me and lol! So he says his name harry potter which is cool name so we kiss some more then he leaves and I see another hot guy and he says "omg hey your hot I wanna dump my girlfriend 4 u" "lol" I say

So this guy says his name serious black but hes white but OMG SORRY I WAS JUST RACIST lol and then we kiss and I walk off and I see such a hot girl but IM NO LESBIAN GOD KILLS GAES! But I tink shell be a good friend so she wont steal all my guys lol so I say "hey we're gonna be friends" but shes not listening cuz she as an ipod and OMG those are awesome! And I pull out my ipod and she sees it and takes off er earphones and she screams LOL U HAV ONE OF THOSE 2!1? and I sae YEAH! And so she says "do u listen to blak eyed peez? (AUDORS NotE: OMT WAT A NEET BAND DAT IS I LUV DEM! CURZ I DOWNLoad ALL DER Music ILLEGALE MUSIC SDHOLDNT COST MONE lool so I say "OMG DER MY FAVOURITE BAND AND EVERY GUY STICKS their head out of their compartment and screams omg black eyed peez I love them too! And they all start singing!1!

Ever since I was a little young-a
I always had a ryhme that I flung-a
Any situation that you brung up
Black Eyed Peas will shake a party like thunda
Now everybody wanna ask and wonder
How the Black Eyed Peas took it from the under
From the bottom to the top
Now we make your body rock
Muthaf don't sit and ponder
Cuz we come with no bloops no blunders
We keep it fat like Atilla the Hun-a
Latin ladies by like ay Corumba
We caliente like you killin' in the summer

SO DEN once we finish singing every guy gos back and lily left (lily is her name lol lily potter) and then suddenly I see the first hot guy I saw snogging lily! And im lyk OMG UR CHEETING ON ME BOTH OF U!11'!'1 and tom felton goes lyk NO WAE!1!

N I o lyk YA Rly! N lie's all like OH RLY!1 so then once we get through all of that we get to Hogwarts and okae my sister is yellin at me to get off compy bye I will wryt next chapder soon!11!1