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Boredom2: When Hot Water Attacks

I was so bored.

Griff was floating around sleeping. Musica and his gang were out stealing all the A's off of street signs. All the candy was gone.

So I decided to entertain myself.

I'm not as stupid as people think. I know Haru and Elie have the hots for each other. I fond them on the hotel floor the other day. I think I'll just 'help' them along. If I happen not to be bored along the way, hey, that's a plus for me.

I have a few plans in mind. My favorite includes no clothes, a huge bed and no lights. But Elie might be a little upset and Haru might die. Can't let the Rave Master die. That wouldn't be good. Not at all.

I should start with a closet, noting but underwear and no lights. Yes, that sounds better. Haru would only be knocked out, not killed. That would be better.

Now, to put my plan in action. I would knock them out, drag them into said closet and lock the door. Not too hard, I hope.

Now to find Haru...

After a few hours of walking around, stealing candy from kids, running from mad moms and hiding, I finally found Haru. He was 30 feet from were I started out. My guess was that he was going to take a bath, but the water was too hot and he passed out.

New plan.

Grinning and laugh manically as one can, I went out to find Elie.

I found her in the hotel dinner. He looked like she was having a great time eating chocolate cake. A lot of chocolate cake. How can she stay that thin if she eats so much? I must find out.

But first things first, get Elie upstairs, knocked out and in the bathroom. I ran over to her and tugged on her boot, letting her know I wanted her to come with me. She looked down at me and smiled. I looked up at her and ran away.

She followed me up the stairs to the top floor, on the 13th level. When we got up there, she collapsed on the floor panting.

"Water," she rasped. Smiling, I got a cup and filled it with water. I stood in front of her and held it out. She looked up at me with a scary gleam in her eye.

I became afraid for my life. I ran to the bathroom with Elie hot on my heels. I darted to the right and missed the on coming wall, but Elie hit it head on. She stumbled back, dazed and tripped over the edge of the bathtub, falling right onto Haru's lap, out cold.

GO ME! I did it!

Some odd hours later I have taken Elie's shirt, skirt, boots and socks off, put Haru's boxers on him, emptied the tub and refilled it with warm water, woke up the pair, ran out of the room and locked the door.

I could now hear moans and groans coming from inside. Some times a squeal of delights. Oh, this was good. Are those sucking sounds? What are they doing?

Curious, I opened he door. All I saw was Elie's back. She didn't have a bra on. I smirked and closed the door. They wouldn't be coming out for a while.

Well, that had been fun. Wonder when the kids will be coming?

Now to find from more candy.

Well, I decided to be a butt and make a sequel, and not another chapie. I think I'll be a sequel to this one too. I'll write it after school gets out... That'll be June 10th. Till then.