Narrator: Once more, dear reader, we travel to the Land Of Nightmares to
discover there, beneath the Black Mountain Of Viltheed, the loathsome
Zordrak! Lord Of Nightmares! Hatching his monstrous plots to thwart our
heroes so that nightmares may rule! OOO ECK!
However, beyond the Forest Of The Dreamstone Travellers (where Philip is
their leader), lies the old DreamMaker. Along with Mario and his friends,
they send out tonight's dreams through the most precious and most powerful
object in the land....THE DREAMSTONE!
Episode 7: Bowser's Incredible Plan
Narrator: Zordrak's not alone in the Land Of Nightmares. Oh, no. He is surrounded, protected and waited on claw and nail by his troops-the Villain All-Stars. This is their commander: King "Bowser" Koopa.
Bowser is addressing the villains again, in the same room as the first time.
Bowser: Villians, our stay here in Viltheed has become bad since the first day. First was the Egg Of Death, then it was the Knitted Balloon, then the Nightmarestone Traveller recruited 5 of you on the eve of Millenniumon. Last week it was the Dark Pokeball escapade and this week I was nearly smothered to death by a 100 ft tall Kellie Hoggart this week. Evil Finbarr: So, what's the deal? Bowser: I've come up with a plan myself! I have made a Mechano Beaver so that I can dig under the ground until I get to the DreamMaker's tower. This Beaver's got everything: navigation system, sharp claws, satellite monitors and emergency tea and chocolate mousse if need be.
And so, Bowser went into the Mechano Beaver. Beaver: This-Is-The-Mechano-Beaver-XP! Please-State-Where-You-Want-To-Go. Bowser: The Land Of Toons! Beaver: Zilla-World-It-Is,Then! Do-You-Wish-To-Continue? Bowser: NO! Not that! I said the Land Of Toons! Beaver: Land-Of-Toons-It-Is, Then! Do-You-Wish-To-Continue? Bowser: Yes!
And so, the Beaver went underground. Meanwhile, in the Land Of Toons, Philip was giving Mario and Luigi leaf-flying lessons. Philip: OK. Lesson Number 10: How to avoid Mr. Curry when he's angry. First, you wiggle your feet and position it over his garden fence.....
BANG! The Mechano Beaver appeared in the forest! Bowser: GAH! Stupid Beaver! It's you again, Mario! Mario: Look-a, Luigi! It's Mr.Hoggart-a! Luigi: Yeah! How was your date-a, Bowser? Where did you go, the Big Apple?
Bowser breathed fire at Luigi, but he flew out of the way! Philip: Good! You've learnt Lesson 6 very well: How to avoid Bowser! Let me at the Mechano Beaver-I've got a good idea!
As Mario and Luigi chased after Bowser, Philip entered the co-ordinates for the Zilla World.
Bowser saw the Beaver taking off and returned into it quickly. Bowser: I may not have grabbed the Dreamstone, but at least nothing bad has happened to me! Beaver: Welcome-To-Zilla-World! Position-Charli-Continent!
Bowser looked and there, looking back at him was Charlizilla's eye! Charlizilla: HMM! BREAKFAST! Bowser: Oh no! I should've read the small print! Geronimo!
Bowser sped off into space-just in time, as Charlizilla ate the Mechano Beaver!
Back in Viltheed.... Bowser: That does it! It's time for Operation: EXPOLDING CANDLES! Mouser: What's Operation: EXPLODING CANDLES, sir? Bowser: Tune in to the next episode of the Dreamstone, nitwit!
The End! Next Episode: Zordrak Strikes Back, Part 1!
Episode 7: Bowser's Incredible Plan
Narrator: Zordrak's not alone in the Land Of Nightmares. Oh, no. He is surrounded, protected and waited on claw and nail by his troops-the Villain All-Stars. This is their commander: King "Bowser" Koopa.
Bowser is addressing the villains again, in the same room as the first time.
Bowser: Villians, our stay here in Viltheed has become bad since the first day. First was the Egg Of Death, then it was the Knitted Balloon, then the Nightmarestone Traveller recruited 5 of you on the eve of Millenniumon. Last week it was the Dark Pokeball escapade and this week I was nearly smothered to death by a 100 ft tall Kellie Hoggart this week. Evil Finbarr: So, what's the deal? Bowser: I've come up with a plan myself! I have made a Mechano Beaver so that I can dig under the ground until I get to the DreamMaker's tower. This Beaver's got everything: navigation system, sharp claws, satellite monitors and emergency tea and chocolate mousse if need be.
And so, Bowser went into the Mechano Beaver. Beaver: This-Is-The-Mechano-Beaver-XP! Please-State-Where-You-Want-To-Go. Bowser: The Land Of Toons! Beaver: Zilla-World-It-Is,Then! Do-You-Wish-To-Continue? Bowser: NO! Not that! I said the Land Of Toons! Beaver: Land-Of-Toons-It-Is, Then! Do-You-Wish-To-Continue? Bowser: Yes!
And so, the Beaver went underground. Meanwhile, in the Land Of Toons, Philip was giving Mario and Luigi leaf-flying lessons. Philip: OK. Lesson Number 10: How to avoid Mr. Curry when he's angry. First, you wiggle your feet and position it over his garden fence.....
BANG! The Mechano Beaver appeared in the forest! Bowser: GAH! Stupid Beaver! It's you again, Mario! Mario: Look-a, Luigi! It's Mr.Hoggart-a! Luigi: Yeah! How was your date-a, Bowser? Where did you go, the Big Apple?
Bowser breathed fire at Luigi, but he flew out of the way! Philip: Good! You've learnt Lesson 6 very well: How to avoid Bowser! Let me at the Mechano Beaver-I've got a good idea!
As Mario and Luigi chased after Bowser, Philip entered the co-ordinates for the Zilla World.
Bowser saw the Beaver taking off and returned into it quickly. Bowser: I may not have grabbed the Dreamstone, but at least nothing bad has happened to me! Beaver: Welcome-To-Zilla-World! Position-Charli-Continent!
Bowser looked and there, looking back at him was Charlizilla's eye! Charlizilla: HMM! BREAKFAST! Bowser: Oh no! I should've read the small print! Geronimo!
Bowser sped off into space-just in time, as Charlizilla ate the Mechano Beaver!
Back in Viltheed.... Bowser: That does it! It's time for Operation: EXPOLDING CANDLES! Mouser: What's Operation: EXPLODING CANDLES, sir? Bowser: Tune in to the next episode of the Dreamstone, nitwit!
The End! Next Episode: Zordrak Strikes Back, Part 1!