I've just heard about this absolutely ommm how do I describe it? The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the universe two days ago. I started reading it and the parody by narbiglarb and it was so hilarious I had to try write my own commentary… Please tell me what you think hehehe
My comments are in BOLD
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) I didn't get it, sorry 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. I can't imagine what it would look like without this Raven girl.. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! Is she talking about Justin Bieber? MCR ROX! She doesn't sound very depressed to me.. anyway…. Let's begin
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Now I get it – Dementia: LOSS OF BRAIN FUNCTION Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) Oh really? No kidding! with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I don't know her but I ain't going nowhere!
I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Did I ever asked if you were?
I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm seventeen too! HAHA! I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) Wait, I thought you were a goffik! and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. She do realize it's a muggle store, right? For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I DON'T CARE I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I've seen worse..
I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! OMG! IT'S DRACO MALFOY!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. How cute!
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. What a great ending to this chapter, I can't wait to hear what happened next..
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
You want my honest truth? No, it is not good; it's not even close to good. Its worst than failure…!