Short and sweet parody of the classic Pulp Fiction scene. The All Your Base fad may be old, but that doesn't mean we can't be creative with it!

And YES, the text is supposed to be garbled. I'm not stupid. .;

CATS: How does Marsellus Wallace looking?

Captain: What you say??

CATS: Where are which country do you from?

Captain: What you say??

CATS: "What you say" no isn't country I have know. Speak they engrish in "What you say?"

Captain: What you say??

CATS: Engrish mother ******, say it you??

Captain: Yes.

CATS: Understand you then that what I say?

Captain: Yes.

CATS: Describe you then how does Marsellus Wallace looking?

Captain: What you say??

CATS: Again saying "What you say" mother ****er. Let's go, say again it!! I doubling you dare mother ******. One time more saying "What you say!!"

Captain: ...

CATS: How does Marsellus Wallace looking?

Captain: He are black.

CATS: More...

Captain: And he are... big...

CATS: --looking does he like a *****?

Captain: What you say??

*CATS shoots Captain in the shoulder.*

Captain: AUGH!!

CATS: Looking does he like a *****?

Captain: No.

CATS: Why do you then trying to **** him how like a *****??

Captain: I not.

CATS: Affirmative, trying you did to **** him, and Marsellus Wallace not liking ****ed only but Mrs. Wallace. Read you the Bible?

Captain: Yes.

CATS: Memorized I have part a that seem appropriate:

Ezekiel 25:17,

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, for great justice, shepherds the zig through the valley of darkness, for he truly know what he doing. And I will set up thee the bomb those who attempt to poison and send my brothers on the way to destruction. And you will know that I am the Lord when all my vengeance are belong to YOU!!

Captain: NO!!

*Ship explodes*

The End!