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Naruto vs the giant chicken
Naruto was walking down the street when he noticed a bird of some kind standing in front of the store.
"Giant chicken" Naruto said as he got closer, before saying more the chicken gave him a piece of paper. "3 free chicken flavored ramen, yes" Naruto leaped for joy as he ran into the store.
"Ma'am the chicken outside gave me this coupon" Naruto said to the cashier.
"I'm sorry kid," she said. "But this coupon has expired."
"WHAT!" Naruto shouted as he glared outside to see the chicken grin evilly.
Naruto jumped and crashed through the window towards the giant chicken he grabbed him by the collarbone and the rolled down the street. The chicken kicked Naruto in the nuts, but Naruto recoiled with a kick to the side of the chickens temple. The chicken began to get up. Naruto took out shuriken and kunai out of their holst and threw them at the chicken. The chicken jumped over those items and unto a nearby trashcan.
"Backa backa backa back" (translated: super giant egg ball jutsu) as the chicken shot a giant egg out of his mouth and at Naruto got the full force. The chicken looked around at the yolk mist to se if he can find his opponent. With no sign of his opponent he felt something underground as Naruto came up and uppercut from below the ground knocking the chicken ways back. Naruto and the chicken began to glare at one another.
"Kage bunshin no jutsu," Naruto shouted as he made clones of himself. Four of them ran toward the chicken. "U-ZU-MA-KI" the four clones called out and did their respective attacks and the chicken being sent into the air. "Naruto rendan" the original Naruto shouted as he came slamming his foot down, the chicken blocked the kick and grabbed his legs and spun slammed him to the ground (like what Naruto did to Sasuke) the chicken started walking toward the unconscience Naruto as he noticed something red going through his body. Naruto started rising off the with a snap Naruto (or should I say the demon fox) punched the chicken across the face knocking him out of the city. As the chicken got up he was staring in fear as he saw the boy come closer to him as he noticed fox ears and a single fox tail.
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr" the fox screamed as his chakra claws grabbed ahold of the chicken and threw the chicken toward a lake. The chicken began to get up.
"Bcka bak bak baka bak" (trans: shining golden egg fist) the chicken backked as his hand turned into a golden shining egg. Naruto put his hand out as he performed his ultimate rasengan. The two of them jumped at one another. Before the attacks met one thought went through Naruto's mind you gave me a bad coupon as their attacks me Naruto's attack overpowered the chicken and hit the chicken head on. With feathers going everywhere the chicken falls to the ground apparently dead. Naruto returned to his normal state looking at the figure with tears in his eyes. He started back to the village. He noticed sakura staring at him.
"What happened" she asked.
"Chicken gave me a bad coupon" as the tears quickly began to flow again. Naruto walks on. At were the chicken was a close up on his face something happened the snapped his open with a glare.
End
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