Author's Notes: Hi! This is StarReader86 here! After reading so many stories on Fanfiction, I have been inspired to write some stories of my own. I hope you like this parody of The Emperor's New Groove, one of my fave Disney movies. This is my first story, so please be nice but honest in your reviews and I will take them into consideration for additional chapters.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd, Eddy or any other characters in this story. However, I do have the power to enlist them in my stories, whether they like it or not :)
PROLOGUE
In the rainforest of Ed-topia, rain is pouring with thunder and lightning as additional effects to the ensuing storm. In the inner most part of the rainforest, there is a human-size chicken sitting in the rain with its head bowed down underneath an overhead fern leaf. The chicken has mustard-yellow feathers, a large orange beak, red feet, and a large red comb separated in three strands. As a clap of thunder is sounded, the chicken looks up with a sad expression on its face. The fern above the chicken becomes overflowed with rain water and, consequently, dumps the water on the miserable fowl. As the now drenched chicken starts to whimper and frantically looks for new shelter while slipping and sliding across the damp ground, a boy's voice is heard to start the story off.
"Take a look at this chump! Pretty pathetic, right? Well, that chicken you're looking at used to be human. But not just any human, oh no, that guy was an emperor, a king for crying out loud!"
"The coolest, most powerful, and devilishly handsome ruler in all of Ed-topia! Oh yeah! So sit back readers as I tell you this guy's story, which is really my story. That's right folks, I'm that chicken and by that I mean the animal chicken, not the 'oh I'm a huge wimp' kind of chicken, just want to clear that up!"
"Anyhoo, the name is Eddy. Emperor Eddy to all you peasants. I was the world's nicest guy, but they…ooooohh... they had to go and ruin everything!"
"Still not following? Tell you what, just go and do the 'flashback' thingy, like you see in cartoons, and go back to before I became a chicken and this will all make sense."
As the reader does the 'flashback' thingy, we see Eddy as an infant playing with a toy cash register. Baby Eddy, who's wearing a striped beanie with a propeller with a gold crown placed over it, is happily punching the register's keys and throwing the pretend money in the air with fits of gleeful laughter.
"Okay, now see. You people went way too far back. But you lucky folks have gone back to when I met my first love: MONEY!"
After Eddy finishes his statement, his baby self accidentally breaks the register in the midst of his punches. Baby Eddy begins to cry and throws a tantrum until several hands, appearing out of nowhere, hold out multiple replicas of the toy register. Seeing all the toys available at hand, Baby Eddy stops crying and begins clapping and laughing in glee.
"Aw, that's so sweet I actually got a cavity. But now, it's on with the show…!"