Title: iPromise
Summary: "I promise you this: no matter who enters your life, I will love you more than any of them."
Disclaimer: I wish I owned iCarly.
Author's notes: I wrote this in like half an hour after iOMG. Loved it so much. This is just a short little fuffly thing, but I don't know, I think it's cute. This is in the future if Sam and Freddie ever go out or whatever.
Dear Sam,
I promise to kill all the spiders. I also promise to never tell anyone, ever, in the entire world that you're deathly afraid of them. I promise that I'll always notice when you get a haircut, even if you only cut off one inch. I promise that I'll always be here to finish your sentences. I promise that I'll always try and make you laugh, especially when you seem to have forgotten how to. I promise to run outside with you during a thunderstorm and spin you around in the rain. I promise to never again use my vampire voice around you. I promise that I'll say "I love you" every chance I get. I promise that I understand when you don't say it back, that it's not your "thing," and I promise that I'll know you love me from the little things, like calling my mom just to have a conversation with her, or merely saying "thank you" to me. I promise to always pick up your phone calls in the middle of the night when you want to tell me about a nightmare you had and I promise that I'll always tell you that I'm here and it's alright. I promise to always tell you when you're being stubborn, but I promise I'll never be controlling about it. I promise that I'll cook you breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I promise that I'll always stand out of your way when you're angry. I promise that I'll always be by your side, even when you're doing things I know are illegal. I promise that I'll never hurt you, because I know that I'm the only person you ever let your guard down for. I promise to love you and love you and love you, no matter what.
Love, Freddie
Dear Freddie, (not Fredweiner or Freddison or Fredweird),
I promise that I'll never hit you too hard. I promise that sometimes, I'll let you win at arm wrestling. I promise that other times, I will not let you win at arm wrestling. I promise that I'll always call you by your name when we're making out because I know you think it's weird when I moan and then call you Fredbag. I promise that I'll share my food but I also promise that I will always take the bigger halves. I promise that I'll always be nice to your mom no matter how crazy she gets, because I know she likes me and I don't want to ruin that. I promise that I'll go to every Galaxy Wars convention with you and only make a pre-determined amount of jokes. I promise that I'll never force you to watch chick flicks, because I'm not into them either. I promise that I will never bring up your crush on Carly in a serious argument, because I promise that I understand you've come to your senses and could never love her in the way you love me. I promise to watch Jeopardy with you and yell my answers at the TV just like you do. I promise to tease you when you want me to and kiss you when you don't. I promise that every once in a while, I'll get all dolled up for you because I know you'll appreciate it. I promise that I love stripes on you and me and that's it. I promise that sometimes, I'll need rescuing, and I promise that whenever I do, I'll let you be the hero. I promise that in my times of weakness, I will promise that you are the only thing that keeps me going.
Love, (not hate), Sam
Hope you liked it! Please review :)
(I might be writing another Spam fic soon, set in the episode where Spencer fake dies. Hehheh.)