My Love For Chester

I love the way Chester's hair flows,

With that yellowish blonde glow.

His braces shine so bright,

I love Chester McBadbat with all of my might.

He may not be rich like most,

But his good deeds deserve a toast.

He lives in a trailer with his dad,

No matter what happens to him he never gets mad.

Timmy has a stupid pink hat,

AJ's brain is way to fat.

Elmer has a big boil on his face,

And then there's the boy that wore lace.

Chester may not have money and braces,

But he is the one that makes my heart race.

My name is not Tootie or Vicky,

It's actually Tang, Trixie Tang.

Everybody loves me accept for him,

He doesn't like girls like his friend Tim.

I love you Chester McBadbat,

Wait, did I just send this out…oh drat.

I hope no one sees this poem about the boy,

I will deny any idea of my joy.