Hey everyone. This is one of those 'what if' one shots. I got the song idea from 'Freaky Friday'. But anyways, I hope you like it.
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Sam rang the bell, and stood outside the house, nervously tapping the ground, with a bouquet of roses in his hand. The door opened, and a red headed girl opened the door and smiled at Sam. "Sam, its you… again. How're things?" She was chewing on gum, and this just seemed to further unnerve Sam for some reason. He made his typical puppy dog eyes and said, "Please Drea, tell Jess I really miss her. And please, just please, give her these." He handed her the roses and Drea rolled her eyes and said, "Sam, you know, you're a good guy, I really think you should find yourself some nice girl. I just don't think it's gonna work out with Jess. Believe me."
Sam shook his head and said, "But we can work through this. Come on. You know we can!" Drea just sighed and said, "Whatever." She shut the door, and Sam walked out towards the lawn. He waited for a minute, for any distinct noises from the house. There weren't any, so he picked up the stereo from the ground, and looked up at the first floor. He turned the stereo on and placed it over his head, waiting for the music to begin. As it did, Sam started singing tunelessly,
"My
loneliness is killin me, and I,
I must confess I still believe,
still believe!
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a
sign, hit me baby one more time!"
As the music continued, Jess rushed out to the first floor's balcony and threw the bouquet at Sam and said, "Sam! This is the last straw! I'm a lesbian! Get over it! And get off my property or I'm calling the cops!"
That's all. I hope you liked it. Please let me know what you think. Thanks!