Emmett's POV

Today I was bored, so I decide to bother Jazzie!

"JAZZIE WAZZIE!!" I called from up stairs knocking Alice and her shortness into the wall and laughing.

"Emmett, how many times have I told you not to call me Jazzie!" Jasper moaned from that damn Wii fit he never seems to get off- that fatty, unlike me and my slim figure from Esme's Pilates videos.

"I'm bored Jazzie!" it's not my fault that no-one ever wants to do anything with me anymore. Bella and Edward are always making out ever since they got back from their honeymoon, Rosalie says I don't care about her feelings whenever I dress in my Celebrity outfits, Jasper's always on that damn Wii, and Alice is always shopping!!

"Damn it Emmett!! Stop calling me that!" Jasper screamed Jumping on the Wii console and storming upstairs. - Gosh, who knew Jazzie-kins could get like that?

"HEY! I have an idea! Why don't we go prank Mike Newton?" I jumped up and down excitedly clapping my hands together and squealing.

"I'm in" Jasper suddenly agreed

As soon as we convinced Edward, Bella, Alice and Rosalie to go along with the plan. MWAHAHA!

Rosalie's POV

We were all ready getting ready for the prank that we were about to pull on Mike Newton, and then Emmett came out....GREAT.

"Hey guys, do I like Schmexy?" Emmet sang running down the stairs in his Jessica Simpson outfit. Why did I ever marry him?

"Emmett, ermm.. Why are you dressed as... yeah a Brittany Spears outfit?" Bella asked looking scared.

"OMG Bella! It Jessica Simpson! It's either this, or Bugs Bunny, Choose1! Lil Sis." Emmet Screamed running around dancing trying to do split jumps, but failing and landing on Alice.

"OWWW EMMETT! GET OFF" Alice moaned

"OH NO! I SQUASHED THE PIXIE!!" Emmett screamed running up and down the stairs repetitively.
What is wrong with this Family? I have a spastic vampire husband, a vampire sister who is obsessed with shopping, a vampire brother who talks to his Astin Martin and Piano, A Vampire brother who is obsessing over his "weight issues" and a sister in law who can trip over thin air. I think I'm the only normal one in this family, apart from Esme and Carlisle who are always out hunting... I think...

Jaspers POV

When we arrived at Mike Newtons house, everyone started getting into action, coz we were gonna prank Mike! Tee hee, that sucker

" FINALLY, THIS DAY HAS ARRIVED! EVER SINCE HE ATE MY COOKIE 3 WEEKS AG-" Emmett yelled trying to make a proud speech, not that we have done anything yet.

"SSSSHHH!,, YOUR GONNA RUIN IT, AND EMMETT.... WE DONT EAT" Alice hissed from behind the van.

Plan in action ( Tee hee ):

Since we're the coolest me Emmett and Edward have to go To Mike's front door for step A.

" go go go! Rosalie yelled pushing us into Mike's front lawn."

Edward sprinted out 1st with the potatoe sack, follwed by me, then Emmet who was carrying sir Snuggletin the Teddy Bear.

"Bagz ringing the doorbell" Emmett screamed running to the door. Edward rolled his eyes.

- Door Bell Rings, Mike Comes to the door-

" It's time Newton" Edward roared from inside his count dracualr mask.

The Emmett his Mike over the head with Sir Snuggletin the teddy bear, which knocked him out teehee, then the 3 of us carried him to the van in the potatoe sack.

" Jasper get the make-up and shoes, Rosalie get the hair curler and brush, Edward get the mirror, Bella dont trip over anything and Emmett.... stay OUt of the way and do NOT scream this time ok?"

"Okie Dokie Little Lepracorn" Emmett whispered. Alice was seriously aobut to slap him.

- HALF AN HOUR AND A WHOLE LOT OF MAKEUP LATER -

"Good job, Eddie-poo" Emmett giggled as we Edward pushed him out into the street.

" Haha look, here comes people from school now, good luck Newton!" I called from outside the Van.

"It MIKE! call me mike!!" Mike screamed running away from the kids who were suprisingly...egging him! haha sucker.

- The next day photos of Mike in his beautifull make up and eggs were posted all over town-

" OUR WORK IS DONE, FINALLY THIS DAY HAS ARRIVEDEVER SINCE HE ATE MY COOKIE 3 WEEKS AGO"

"Uugh!!" everyone moaned as we walked away, even Mike Newton, where did he come from?