A/N: This was fun to write. I guess it's funny, but it also is a bit scary if you think about it. A oneshot. Hope you like it! :)
Ms. Bitters gave us an assignment to do. Really weird, right? We have to write down everything. As it happens. She never gives us anything to do. Strange. If I didn't know any better, I'd say she's out of character. Even more strange when you look at that new kid.
She's strange too. Feels like deja vu every time I see her. I... I KNOW this has happened before. I'm not talking about Tak. I... I just feel like I know this girl from someplace. And she makes me uneasy. Zim hasn't done anything strange today either, except for his staring at her; it's unnerving somehow.
The bell rings, and I am pushed outside by a slew of eager children just waiting to leave skool grounds. Outside, on the front steps, the girl stops me. She starts talking. I don't hear her voice well, because I'm not focusing on it. I'm looking at this strange swirl next to her head. And around me, everything seems discolored, and everyone's acting even stranger.
Though I don't focus on her voice, I can make out what she's basically saying. She 'likes' me. Pssh. Nobody likes me. It's a trap, or something. She already makes me uneasy, and as the seconds tick by I start to feel nervous; afraid even, because that swirl is slowly growing as she talks.
Is it just me, or does she look prettier than when I first saw her? With every word of hers, the swirl grows bigger, and- it can't be true- she's growing prettier by the word!
Nyeh. She wants me to go over to her place. I refuse, but she stares at me with strangely familiar eyes, and she's just so PRETTY now-
I agree.
She brightens up, takes me by the hand, and jumps through the swirl, which now has grown to portal-size. The portal shuts itself. She starts talking about herself, and I am enchanted by every word.
I ask, "So, what's your name?" I say it more dreamily than I normally would.
She grins, a legit smile; it fits on her face so well. "Mary Sue," she says.
"Wonderful name," I mutter-
Mary Sue?
I was caught by HER? I KNEW she was familiar! She's the epitome of the paranormal, and the worst of all of them! And, I remember to my horror, the portal shut. I can't escape her now.
She twists your mind to pulp. I don't think it's intentional, but it's terrible. You do not have your mind in the presence of Mary Sue. And you're lucky to get your mind back when-or if- she leaves the area.
We exit the portal and land somewhere; I couldn't care less where, I just want OUT of here-
"I want you to forget everything, and live here with me, in bliss and happiness forever!" she chirps cheerily.
Her emerald eyes fixate on my tan ones, and I know that eye quality. Nyeeehhhh... I can't look away.
Never, I think. Deterring Zim is my only purpose, really.
"Did you hear me?" she asks. Nyeh, her eyes are so soft-
I will never surrender, Mary Sue.
"Answer me... please?" Her eyes grow wide and... and...
Never, I think.
"Yes ma'am," I say.