Authors: lostbetweenhereandthere and Kirah Opal
We only own the Bureau, Carte Zuri, Blithe Merris and any future OCs we toss in. Any and all pre-owned/copyrighted/trademarked material unless said otherwise is not owned by us. Honestly if we did own them, some things might have to change,,,, Just a little change, not much... Don't look at us that way, it's not like we want to burn down Twilight, prevent Pyrrha Nikos's death and/or get Sidious killed among other things...Stop it. We're serious here.
Chapter length will be all over the place. Characters will most likely be OOC for the duration of the interference, Because why keep them the same? And this is split between us. Anything with Carte will be here, Blithe on Kirah Opal's profile.
INTRODUCTIONS!
The Bureau. An idea conceived out of the kindness of the the founders' hearts (read: boredom), the Bureau only had two members, both founders, one guy and one gal. Carte Zuri, and Blithe Merris, both paranormals, accomplished lazy people and badasses, who decided that they, out of boredom, would create cards that would show up, advertising their services as dangerous/deadly/stupidly insane villainous/misguided plots to destroy/conquer/enslave/rule/steal/kill important people/planets/species/races/doomsday devices/love interests of various fictional characters that exist within a reality somewhere.
So, if a card appears, coming from the Derailment Bureau, take it. Because you'll probably need their help, eventually….maybe.
"We're like the multiversal and multireality A-Team. Have problem, will solve. For the right price of course."
Any suggestions for Bureau interference will be discussed and possibly accepted through PMs or really convincing Reviews.
Unlikely destinations:
Twilight Saga (We have no clue what to do or how to write it)
Doctor Who (honestly who [heh] wants Bureau interference here?)
Star Trek (BUREAUCRACY)
Horror Genres