Hey everyone! This is my first fan fiction. I'm kinda new to the site... I was really impressed with all the great stuff here, so I decided to join up as a certified member! Oh yeah, disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned except for SmashBroPlusB the magical Helper. Nintendo, please do not sue me. I love your games and it would be great if you loved my story! BTW, please review the story! I accept anonymous reviews (since I was once an anonymous reviewer).

Chapter 1: The Boring but Necessary Introduction

There was a special apartment complex in Smash World. One of the doors read "SmashBroPlusB". The light was shining out from under the door. One could hear the tap of a stylus hitting a touch screen if they listened hard enough.

The door opened, and a simple room was visible. There was a fair-sized television with a Nintendo Wii hooked up to it. Some chairs were near the TV, and further away there was a couch. A green Plasma Wisp (yes, the helper from Kirby Super Star Ultra) was sitting on the couch, furiously tapping away at a blue Nintendo DS.

"Ack! Almost... have it..." The Plasma Wisp looked up. "Oh, crap! You're here already?"

"Yes, I came to collect your story." Master Hand confirmed.

"Sorry about my manners. I am SmashBroPlusB. Welcome. Please, have a seat."

"I am a hand, so I cannot sit. I could slightly hover over the chair so it appears that I am sitting..."

"Nah, that's okay." SmashBroPlusB said. "I couldn't finish Chapter 1 because my DS was on the fritz."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Master Hand inquired, still retaining his calm and polite voice.

"Well, I was using that new DS Card that all of the fan fiction writers got about a week or two ago. It's called Fan Fiction Super Writer. It's really great, and it's portable. I finished the first chapter within 20 minutes."

"Then why don't I have it?" Master Hand was only slightly annoyed.

"My Wi-Fi connection broke down and I couldn't send it. It got fixed today around lunchtime, but by the time I got through sending it you already came here."

"Well, that's okay, because this IS Chapter 1! Crazy Hand, you can come out now."

Crazy hand came out with a recording camera. "Haha, this is going to be your worst Chapter 1 EVER!"

"What? That's no fair..." SmashBroPlusB was disappointed, but suddenly an idea came to him. "Well, while we're here, I'll go through the stage directions. All the directions appear like this."

//stage direction//

"If //sweatdrop// appears, then the character does the anime-like teardrop thing behind their head. When //falls// is present, they do an anime-style fall on the floor, face first. If you see //faints//, then they collapse with swirly eyes, like in the Pokemon TV show. If //depressed// is visible, then the character turns away, crouching down in a fetal position, with those anime-like purple and blue lines hanging down their head."

"That's all I can think of right now..." The Plasma Wisp sank down in his chair. "Oh yeah, Chapter 2 will be up tomorrow! Now I'm done..."

So what do you think? I know, it's a pretty bad start, but I promise it gets better! And I really do promise to have Chapter 2 up by tomorrow! Who knows, it might be up today...

//Master Hand and SmashBroPlusB both laugh evilly//

Haha, new stage direction...