Disclaimer- I do not own YuYuHakusho.

Note- Sorry if there is any OOC-ness or timeline screwups, or things that just make no sense at all

"I'm bored." Yusuke whined as he twiddled his fingers in Koenma's office. He was all alone. In this big office. This big, boring, adult-like office. He looked out the window, hoping something would happen. A bird didn't fly by, slouds didn't look like anything but white cotton candy, and the sky was baby blue. Yusuke sighed and put his head in his hands.

"Still bored." He huffed and closed his eyes.

"So sorry we aren't on our hands and feet entertaining you, detective." Koenma said walking in with George the Ogre and Botan behing him.

"Finally. I mean seriously? What were you guys doing? Having a drink with my mommy and asking if I could good play Agent of the Underworld?" Yusuke asked sarcasticly.

"Haha, funny." Koenma said flatly.

"Actually we have your first mission!" Botan chirped. Yusuke sat up with intrest.

"Keep going." He said.

"You need to retrieve some things for me." Koenma declared. Yusuke slouched again and looked dissapointed.

"I'm not going to beat the crap outta some eight-year-old who stole your damn jingle keys." Yusuke said crossing his arms.

"ITS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT!" Koenma yelled.

"Whoa! Toddler want his bottle?" Yusuke taunted. Koenma just shook his head and continued.

"My fathers vault has been broken into. The sword of Shadows, Mirror of Forlorn hope, and the Orb of Baast have been stolen." Koenma said.

"The mirror sword of Baast?" Yusuke asked confused, for he had tuned out a bit. "Sounds like something an evil sheep would use."

"NO YOU IDIOT! Sword of Shadows, Mirror of Forlorn Hope, and Orb of Baast!" Koenma yelled again.

"Eww you got baby saliva in my face." Yusuke pretended to wipe it away. "So what do these things do?"

"Well, the Sword of Shadows can turn any living thing into a zombie, a mindless zombie that can be controlled. The Forlorn Hope is a mirror that grants a wish only-" Koenma explained until Yusuke cut him off.

"So like a genie." Yusuke snorted.

"Scarcly. Even if it did grant more than one wish per person, it'd be kinda hard once it sucks your soul away." Koenma said.

"Ow." Yusuke said.

"And then the orb of Baast can suck up souls, especially those who are young children." Koenma said.

"As you can see they can be very dangerous in the wrong hands." Botan added worriedly.

"So I'm supposed to go after the guy who stole this stuff." Yusuke asked.

"No. Your supposed to go after the guys who stole these things." Koenma said.

"Pff. Same thing. Do I get any background info on these weirdos?"

"Yes. Ogre, play the clip!"

"Yes sir!" George said going into a mad scramble trying to play the video on the TV. The film started playing. It showed 3 guys walking down a corrider to a huge metal looking door. At the same time they all looked at the camera. One guy with a black cloak on disappeared from view for a second, then reappeared right infront of the camera.

The camera screen then went all fuzzy and staticy.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Yusuke yelled jumping up from his seat. "DID YOU SEE THAT? HE MOVED FAST AS LIGHTNING!"

"You scared, cocky-boy?" Koenma asked smugly.

"Are you kidding me?" Yusuke yelled. Koenma smiled more. "I FINALLY GET A REAL CHALLENGE! THIS IS AWSOME!" Koenma's smile dropped.

Then pictures of the three men popped up on the screen, revolving between mug shots.

"This is Goki." Koenma said pointing to the really muscley guy with greenish skin and hair. "He has a criminal record and was released from Spirit World prison a few years ago."

He then pointed to a boy with long red hair.

"Wow she's pretty hot." Yusuke said exaiming the red-heads face more.

"Yusuke." Koenma said with a pause as Yusuke oggled. "That's a guy."

"What!" He went pale then he sat down and acted as if nothing happened. "I knew that."

Koenma, Botan, and Ogre snickered. Then Koenma pointed to the last boy.

"And this is Hiei. We don't know much about Hiei or Kurama. Except that they're very dangerous. Now go detective." Koenma said.

I will hopefully have the next chapter up within a few days.