A/N: Ey, this is my new story. It shall involve humor.. hopefully. Anyway, I wondered how Gaara would handle a daycare center for a while.. so here it is! XD
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto.
Suna Daycare
Chapter One
Welcome!
Suna Daycare Center, open 7am to 9pm, volunteers welcome. Got a child you need to get off your hands for a bit? Have no babysitter? Never fear, the Suna Daycare Center(SDC) is here!! Call today!
Gaara dropped the phone on the receiver, staring down at his smiling older sister, Temari. With a sigh, he rubbed his temples. "I suppose it will have to do.."
"That's great, Gaara." She fixed the phone on her desk, thankful Gaara hadn't broken it. Just as it was back in place, it started ringing. "Look, we've got a call!!"
Gaara frowned as she answered, giving a loud, joyful 'hello, can I help you?'. Her smile disappeared and she suddenly looked annoyed. "Yeah, yeah, Kankuro, I get it. Maybe you just forgot it was you. Listen, don't call here again, alright? Yeah, bye."
"What did he want.." Gaara asked, truly uncaring. She shrugged.
"He wanted to know why Crow wasn't in the same position as he'd been before and why he smelled funny." Gaara blinked, obviously confused, and she laughed. "Don't worry about it."
The phone started to ring again, and Temari picked it up, saying the same she had for Kankuro. "Huh? Famous Hyuuga Body Massages? Um, no, this isn't it. You've got the wrong number.."
Without a goodbye, she hung up. Gaara gave a strange face, and she sighed. "Some guy wanted a super-duper body massage from the famous Neji Hyuuga.."
"Alright.. then..." The phone rang again, and both of the siblings stared at it. Temari quickly picked it up, yet again saying hello just as she had the first time.
"Fine Inuzuka Pet Trimmings, Bathing, and Accessories? Um.. sorry.. wrong number.." She hung the phone up, grumbling. "Damnit, three calls already and all of them were wrong numbers and Kankuro.. this sucks! Maybe nobody needs their children to be watched.."
"I doubt that, Temari.." Just as Gaara had said that, the phone began to ring again. Reacting quickly, Gaara took it before Temari could. She gasped loudly, standing up and trying to get it from him as he held her back with his free hand. "Hello?"
"Heelllloooooo!!" The loud voice boomed through the phone, causing Gaara to pull it away from his ear. Temari stopped trying to get it and stared at him. "Would this happen to be the place I'm lookin' for?"
"Depends on what your looking for.." The red haired sandy man spoke, his voice deep and the slightest bit annoyed. "Do you have a child that you would like to be watched for a few hours?"
"Huh? Child? Oh, well, I do have a child, but he's not mine. And he's also old enough to take care of himself." The man on the phone's voice had a hint of pride. "So, your saying this isn't Choji's Pizza Place?"
Without replying, Gaara hung up. Temari stared at him, and he shook his head. "I wonder how long it will take to actually get somewhere with this.."
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After a few hours of the phone ringing maybe once or twice, and each call being the wrong number, again, the phone rang, and Gaara got to it first again. "Hello.."
"Hello..?" The quiet female voice said, and Gaara almost didn't hear her. "U-um.. h-hello..?"
"Yes, what would you like?" He said, clearly annoyed.
"Um.. I need someone to watch my little sister.. b-because I can't do it, and we can't find anyone else.. u-um.. how much would it be for five hours?" Gaara suddenly had a pen and paper and was writing everything down, Temari jumping around beside him.
"It would be fifty dollars, ma'am. Ten dollars an hour, is that alright with you, or are you low on cash?" He got all information he needed from her, then they said their good-byes and he hung up. Lifting the paper from the desk, he turned to Temari and began reading the information to her. "Hinata Hyuuga, little sister, Hinabi Hyuuga. There is going to be a meeting between the Massaging company, and Hinabi is too young to stay. She will be here tomorrow at 8am sharp, and Hinabi will stay until 12pm. How does that sound to you?"
"That sounds.." She grinned, jumping at Gaara and giving him a grand hug. "Freakin' awesome!"
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A/N: Yes, that is the end of the chapter. Other chapters will be much longer, I promise you :)
If you would like to add an OC character for Gaara to babysit made by you, I will add them to the story! Just make a short profile of them, including their name, their age (usually under 14), their appearance, and their behaviour. Have fun :D