Oh, the sweet things House did

For Chase!

Vodka flavored scotch infused bourbon dreams

In a frozen sky

Genius ideas:

Setting a patient on fire

(Death due to chemical burns, of course, not the cancer!)

Hiring the tastiest stripper around

A cat lover, a cadaver worshipper

(Hers was long dead).

Sweet like a sundae bar, bitter as a Sunday sermon:

Karamel, with a K

Notorious for her strawberry body butter

The one hooker around

Who could claim she really could

Steal

Men's

Hearts.

Poor Chase went into anaphylactic shock.

And we have to wonder.

Who was it that tried to kill him?

Amber,

Or House?

Does that make him a murderer?

Or does that make him insane?

Either way.

She's got her clutches on him.

That cutthroat bitch never does stop,

Does she?