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AgentWashingtub: Is it working?
Samm: What?
AgentWashingtub: The tape recorder, is it working?
Samm: Yep its on
AgentWashingtub: Kay, thanks *Turns chair* Hello Louis
Louis: Um hi, sorry who are you?
AgentWashingtub: My name is AgentWashingtub but you can call me AgentWashingtub
Louis: Well that's helpful
AgentWashingtub: Exactly
Louis: I was being sarcastic
AgentWashingtub: I know
Louis: What?
AgentWashingtub: You know you seem much more confident than usual
Louis: Really? Wait, how would you know what I am normally like?
AgentWashingtub: Because I have far too much spare time, anyway one thing I wanted to ask was, how is Peaches?
Louis: Wh-why?
AgentWashingtub: Heh heh I thought that was pretty obvious
Louis: H-how is that?
AgentWashingtub: You have one of the most obvious crushes I have ever seen, which is saying something considering my friends aren't exactly smooth operators
Louis: Its not that obviou- I mean, no I don't!
AgentWashingtub: Come on admit it I wont tell anyone
Louis:… Promise?
AgentWashingtub: Promise
Louis: W-well I-I guess I do kinda have a crush on her
AgentWashingtub: I knew it! *Turns around in his/her swivel chair* See, told you I could get him to admit it! Now five bucks, pay up!
Louis: Umm who are you talking to?
AgentWashingtub: Fine but you still have to pay *Turns back to Louis* No one
Louis: I'm beginning to doubt your sanity
AgentWashingtub: Many people do
Louis: I can see why
AgentWashingtub: …
Louis: …
AgentWashingtub: Do you want a cookie?
Louis: What's a cookie?
AgentWashingtub: *Takes cookie out of pocket* You're meant to eat it
Louis: I'm not entirely sure I want to
AgentWashingtub: Oh right *Takes fly spray out of pocket and sprays Louis with it*
Louis: *Coughing* Why did you do that?
AgentWashingtub: Now you wont be eaten by flies
Louis: That wasn't one of my main concerns
AgentWashingtub: Its one of mine
Louis: …
AgentWashingtub: Anyway you should ask peaches out
Louis: *sighs* Yeah but I don't know what she will say if I do
AgentWashingtub:
(singing)
When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance makes you fall
So you think, might as well
Dance a tango to hell
At least I'll have tangoed at all
Louis: What was that?
AgentWashingtub: Just quoting a musical (The Tango Maureen, Rent)
Louis: What's the point in that
AgentWashingtub: Were you listening?
Louis: Yes, I always listen
AgentWashingtub: Well you might as well ask her out cause what else are you gonna do?
And if she says no well at least you've done it
Louis: Okay fine I'll do it
AgentWashingtub: And how are you intending to do so
Louis: I don't know, I'm not exactly experienced in this kind of stuff
AgentWashingtub: Well that is to be expected
Louis: Hey!
AgentWashingtub: What?
Louis: …
AgentWashingtub: exactly
Louis: So what am I suppose to say?
AgentWashingtub: Thats not my job, my job is to humiliate you
Louis: Thanks
AgentWashingtub: You're welcome
Louis: That was sarcastic
AgentWashingtub: As are many things, but anyway if you do ask her out try not to faint if she says yes
Louis: ...
AgentWashingtub: Stop scowling at me
Louis: Fine
AgentWashingtub: Oh and I'll know if you don't ask her out
Louis: How? Are you stalking me?
AgentWashingtub: Oh no it seems that we're out of time, so goodbye Louis and I'll see you another time *Activates trap door*
You can stop recording now
Samm: How do you do that
AgentWashingtub: Its the red button
Samm: Which one?
AgentWashingtub: The one on the right
Samm: This one?
AgentWashingtub: No, the other one
Samm: Which one is that?
AgentWashingtub: Just give it to me
Samm: Fine I dont know why you get me to operate your stuff
AgentWashingtub: Me neither
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