***Disclaimer:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I no own,
So you, no sue.
Also I am a horrible speller, so, you are warned.
I would also like to dedicate this MST to Kaori for inspiring me to do this!
I hope you enjoy!***


Setting: Gryffindor common room (which is currently empty). The only difference is that now there is what appears to be a giant computer screen mounted in the wall above the fire place. There is also a large circular, white velvet couch hovering about four feet above the ground, amidst the regular chairs and couches. It's the DivaStar Crazy Couch!!! ( A/N: I give Kaori credit for this Idea).

::a girl suddenly appears in the room::

DivaStar: Hello! I am DivaStar, also referred to as Diva, and I will be hosting this Fic! Now. I would like you to meet my friends, and co. hosts of this story.

::Snaps fingers and two other girls appear::

DivaStar: this is Chantal ::points to the girl on her right::, and this is Emily, who I will also call Emy ::points to the girl on her left::

Emily & Chantal: Hello! ::both take seats on the large couch, placed directly in front of the screen::

DivaStar: now then lets meet our fellow MiST'rs, at least the ones we will begin with! ::snaps fingers again ( A/N; hehehe. I just LOVE these author powers!)::

::Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Sean Biggerstaff, and Daniel Radcliffe also appear in the room (and the door is locked, in case you didn't know)::

::they all look around very confused::

DivaStar: Hello again!!

:: all look at me, and there faces (except sean) change to an expression of horror::

Dan &Harry: You! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rest(meaning all the characters and actors except Sean): Uhoh
Sean: What? What's wrong?
Emma: your Kaori's friend aren't you!?! The one from all those MST chapters!?!?
Ron: Damn! I was hoping I was seeing things.
DivaStar: Yep, it's me! Mwahahahahahahaha! (A/N: this is my evil laugh)!! I would also like to introduce my friends! This is Emily and Chantal, remember the ones I told you about in one of my reviews on kaori's story?
Hermione: ::to Emily:: aren't you the one that thinks Sean is cute?
Emily: ::blushing:: yeah.
Harry: ::to Chantal:: and you are the one that also thinks Dan is Hot, right?
Chantal: ::also blushing, glances at Dan:: Um, yep.
Sean: ::to Emily:: You really think I am cute?!? Cool!
::he sits down next to Emily on the couch, and drapes an arm around her shoulders::
::Emily promptly faints, from happiness::
All: O.o
Chantal & Diva: ::burst out in laughter::
All: O.O
Diva: ::Still fighting back laughter:: okay, now back to business…
Hermione: ::who had been scanning the room finally spots the crazy Couch:: YES!!! She has a crazy couch, maybe it won't be so bad after all !
Emma: Whoohooo! Yippe!
::both girls launch themselves onto the crazy couch::
All(this doesn't include me(diva), or Chantal & Emily): O.o
Chantal & Emily(who just woke back up): ::giggles::
DivaStar: Oh no you don't, hermione!
Hermione: what!?!
DivaStar: remember what I said, that when I wrote a story it would be 'H/Hr all the way'? Well it is.
Harry&Hermione: ::groan, in misery::
::Diva takes out her wand, and with a flick, another, smaller, round couch appears. Hermione and Harry are instantly transported onto it::
Harry: ::tries to climb of the couch, only to find that there is an invisible wall blocking him from doing so:: What did you do!?!?!?
DivaStar: ::smiling innocently:: nothing.
Hermione: And since when did YOU have a wand!
DivaStar: Hey, you forgot I am an author now! That also means that I have author powers now, too!
Harry: ::goes and sits back down next to hermione, and folders his arms:: Humfh!
DivaStar: Now, just one last thing… ::flicks wand again, and Daniel comes flying toward the couch, landing right between Diva and Chantal::
Chantal: ::squeals excitedly:: Yipee!!
Dan: Aaaaauuuuurrrrggggghhhhhh! ::slumps down looking defeated, as both Chantal and Diva scoot towards him::
DivaStar: Now then. Lets start our first MSTing!
All: Aaawwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa……..

## okay, I got the first chapter done, yippee!!!!! Also, Kaori, you are free to MST this for your new story "Kaori's uncommon HP MST's", if you like! I hope you enjoyed this!, and please review I would like to hear your comments, and don't worry, it will get crazier!##