THESLAP: what's HOT Hollywood Arts!

JADE WEST: I seriously hate afternoons. Where is Harris at?

MOOD: annoyed

Comments:

BECK OLIVER: Seriously Jade.

JADE WEST: Why are you own my slap page?

BECK OLIVER: Because I can.

JADE WEST: No you cant. So bye!

BECK OLIVER: A metal mouth Jade? Really?

JADE WEST: excuse me?

BECK OLIVER : Why were you talking to Richard today?

CAT VALENTINE: What's a metal mouth Jadey?

JADE WEST: Look both of you off my slap page now. And don't call me Jadey.

BECK OLIVER: Answer my question first.

JADE WEST: What question?

CAT VALENTINE: Oh is it about a giraffe!

BECK OLIVER: Wait, what, no Cat I'm talking to Jade.

CAT VALENTINE: If your talking to her why are you guys on the computer then?

BECK OLIVER: Because where on the slap and you can talk to people on the slap. You do it when your now with the person you're talking to.

CAT VALENTINE: But I don't hear your voice.

BECK OLIVER: Never mind Cat.

JADE WEST: What's your question Beck because I'm growing impatient.

BECK OLIVER: Why were you talking to that metal mouth after school?

JADE WEST: What?

ROBBIE Shapiro: Hey guys I have a problem.

JADE WEST: Again, why is everyone on MY slap page?

ANDRE HARRIS: Hey Jade I'm on my way now. Sorry I would have been there sooner, but my grandma… never mind.

BECK OLIVER: Wait, what are you guys doing?

JADE WEST: None of your business. Now can everyone LEAVE MY SLAP PAGE.

ANDRE HARRIS: Hey Jade I'm here.

BECK OLIVER: Wait are you at Jades house?

ROBBIE SHAPIRO: HEY GUYS I SAID I HAD A PROBLEM

CAT VALENTINE: What's your problem Robbie?

ROBBIE SHAPIRO: Well Rex CANELLED my date for today.

REX POWERS: I didn't cancel it, I simply told her that Robbie couldn't make it and that I was available.

CAT VALENTINE: Hey Beck does your question involve a giraffe?

BECK OLIVER: Cat I already asked the question.

CAT VALENTINE: Well was it about a giraffe?

BECK OLIVER: Cat this is between Jade and I, so please just stay out of it.

JADE WEST: All of you off MY slap page NOW!

ANDRE HARRIS: Wait jade are you in the music room or the library

JADE WEST: I'm pretty sure that you can't record a song in the library.

BECK OLIVER: Jade answer my first question

JADE WEST: What was your first question?

BECK OLIVER: Why are you flirting with a metal mouth? Are you a brace face lover now?

JADE WEST: Why do you care? I'm NOT your girlfriend anymore.

BECK OLIVER: Because I…

JADE WEST: Because you what?

BECK OLIVER: Because I don't want you getting hurt, that's all.

JADE WEST: I wasn't flirting with him.

BECK OLIVER: It looked like it.

JADE WEST: Just mind your business.

BECK OLIVER: You use to be my business.

JADE WEST: USE TOO BE!

BECK OLIVER: Just… do you like him? Does he like you?

ANDRE HARRIS: Jade, can you please get off your phone and pay I didn't know you were a brace face lover Jade. Don't let your tongue get caught in his wire

ROBBIE SHAPIRO: Jade when I tried to talk to you in the 6 grade you told me know because I had a mouth full of metal. What changed?

TORI VEGA: Hey you guys! It seems like I'm missing a lot on here. What's going on.

CAT VALENTINE: Oh hey Tori! Jade is in love with a guy who has braces!

TORI VEGA: Jade I knew you would like Rick.

BECK OLIVER: Wait you know about this Tori?

TORI VEGA: Yeah I'm the one who told him to go talk to her in the first place.

BECK OLIVER: Why?

JADE WEST: Why do you care?

BECK OLIVER: Because I can.

TORI VEGA: So when are you guys going on your first date.

JADE WEST: I'm not dating any one.

ROBBIE SHAPIRO: Can you guys please tell Rex that I should go out with the girl and not him.

REX POWERS: Too late. She is on her way now to get some Rex time!

SINJIN VANCLEEF: Jade how could you do this to me

JADE WEST: Do what Sinjin.

SINJIN VANCLEEF: Cheat on me with a metal mouth!

JADE WEST: Sinjin I'm going to count to three and if you don't leave MY Slap Page, you'll never see the light of tomorrow.

SINJIN VANCLEEF: But

JADE WEST:1

SINJIN VANCLEEF: Jade we belong together.

JADE WEST: 2

SINJIN VANCLEEF: BYE!

JADE WEST: Now look. I am not and will NEVER be a BRACEFRACE LOVER, okay? Rick just came up to me and asked me out and I told him no. We weren't flirting or whatever. Now can you all LEAVE my slap page.

TORI VEGA: Jade I thought you were going to give him a chance,he really liked you. Plus you said that he was cute!

BECK OLIVER: You said that he was cute.

JADE WEST: That was before he smiled at me Vega

TORI VEGA: oh

BECK OLIVER: So you and Rick aren't getting together?

JADE WEST: No were not but that doesn't concern you.

BECK OLIVER: yes it does.

JADE WEST: NO it doesn't. now I have to go before wonky over here goes nuts.

BECK OLIVER: Jade I still love you.

Jade West has signed off

CAT VALENTINE: I knew you did!

ROBBIE SHAPIRO: about time you admit it. I just won five bucks from Rex

TORI VEGA: Aww! Beck if I knew that I wouldn't have sent Rick to talk to her. I am so sorry. Why don't you tell her you love her.

BECK OLIVER: It's too late now.

Jade West has logged on.

JADE WEST: this afternoon isn't too bad


AN: yeah so this is all I could come up with. i know this is bad an the ending i just hate. but oh well this is for bade prompts.

My prompt was BRACEFACE LOVER.