White Box: Welcome to the first official run of Deadpool's Amazing X-Force!
Yellow Box: Why can't it be Deadpool and friends?
White Box: Because you choose Deadpool's Amazing X-Force.
Yellow Box: Can I take it back?
Wade: Can both of you shut the $%# up and get on with story?
White Box: Fine. As I was saying we open on Wade and Betsy (aka Psylocke) having a talk about their newly founded team. Also if anyone hears the Yellow Box talk again can they tell me.
Betsy: Wade why is it that every so often you randomly curse the air?
Wade: Because the idiots doing this story have done absolutely nothing to make this story progress!
Yellow Box: You want progression!? Fine, Wade is now in a training spar against Colossus and X-23. He is being destroyed.
Wade: No fair!
White Box: Wade gets thrown into a hard rock then lugged up by Colossus and thrown into X-23 claws.
Wade: OWWWWW! I call hacks!
Yellow Box: Can you just shut the $%# up and get on with the story?
Colossus: You fight like a girl comrade. Are we sure it is a good idea to let him lead the team?
X-23: I just magically showed, up I don't want to be here.
Colossus Heh, me neither.
White Box: Alright well the rest of the fight seen is far too gory to describe on something rated T, so after the fight Mr. Wade Wilson went back to his quarters in the Triskelion (the new base of Deadpool's Amazing X-Force) while being mocked by Spider-Man, and Squirrel Girl for being a bloody mess. He collapsed on his bed next to Betsy.
Wade: Do you still love me even though I look like you do one week of each month?
White Box: Betsy then hit Wade with a pillow.
Betsy: Really, Wilson?
Wade: What it's accurate.
Betsy: You have to be the single most obnoxious person I know.
Wade: I love you, you Brit.
Yellow Box: Nathan overhears them from across the hall.
Cable: Can you to shut the hell up already, and just sleep?
Wade: I'm counting on a little bit more than sleeping!
Betsy: In your dreams.
Wade: Well then, maybe it will be in my dreams.
Yellow Box: Not with me around.
Wade: I hate you Yellow Box.
White Box: Well, let's just end it right there. Author que the credits.
THE END