Author: Revan sama.
Game: Dragon age origins.
Warning: Not serious at all.
Summary: Noble gentlemen and noble ladies reader, I humbly present you my new piece of work :
Dragon age origins: Sleeping beauty parody !
Chapter One: The beginning of trouble.
In a land far, far away, a King with low gain and his gorgeous queen were celebrating the birth of their first born : The royal heir!
"You are aware that this marriage exist ONLY within this mediocre fairytale, right?"
(Anora as the queen, No surprise really...)
"This is an outrage! Why would I marry my own daughter? ! That's probably an Orlaisian thing to do!
It's all the Grey wardens and the Orlisians' fault! Yada Yada Yada (and more rambling)"
(Loghain as the king, Now this is a surprise! A bit sick though)
Everyone in the Kingdome gathered at the palace to celebrate.
Among the guests were three good fairies who each offered to bless the child with a gift.
"Oh, How exciting to have such a wonderful role in this fairytale, it will be fun!"
(Leliana as the fairy with a red dress)
"I'm going to have issues about getting cast as a wand-waving old bitty"
(Wynne as the fairy with a blue dress)
"Woof !"
(Barkspawn the dog as the fairy with a green collar)
I, the narrator, will be the translator for barkspawn.
Leliana was the first one who would give her gift to the child.
"I bless the princess with good looks, and impeccable fashion sense!"
God preserve us...
The next was Barkspawn the dog fairy to give his gift.
"Woof, woof, woof,"
Translation: I bless the princess with a hunger for cheese that can never be satiated.
"There goes our grocery bill." said the queen Anora.
"It's going to stink the cheese all over the place." said the king loghain.
The next was the fairy Wynne to give her gift.
"I bless the princess with intellig-"
But before she could give her gift the festivities were interrupted BY...!
"Tis most annoying, why should I play the villain? I saved the warden at the end of the game, I'm a hero!"
(Morrigan as the wicked witch, again, unsurprising)
It was the wicked witch who lived in the Korcari wilds. She resented not being invited!
"It's not very polite to interrupt dear." Said Wynne.
"Oh, Shut it old woman, Tis already nerving that I have to take Flemeth's role while she is sick." Said Morrigan
"So, I shall lay a curse on this idiotic looking Blondie child."
"I think The dog beat you to it with his blessing for our child to be a cheese lover." said Anora
Morrigan looked at queen Anora for a second and smirked.
"Tis so? Cheese...Alright then."
After using her staff on the child she said:
"On your child sixteenth birthday, He will eat a poisoned cheese and then HE WILL DIE!"
OHOHOH. After her warning and her evil laugh, Witch Morrigan vanished from the castle.
But hope was not lost, for the third fairy, Wynne, Had not yet give her gift...
"I was going to make him smart...But...What's a few lacking brain cells, eh?" said Wynne.
A few?
"So, Rather than suffering death by eating evil cheese, your child will remain unconscious until wakened by true love's kiss!"
"GAPS, That so romantic!" Said Leliana.
-Dog whining -
Barkspawn the dog disapprove.
"You're not the only one..." Said King Loghain.
"The wedding with the 'true love' will cost us a fortune...Bah as long as I can stay queen." said queen Anora.
END OF CHAPTER ONE.
Author's note: Can you guess who will be in the princess role? We will see in chapter Two!